I don't usially do questionnaires, but this just happened.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. (copied from DiscordantPrincess's profile)

Fandom: Transistor

1. Red

2. Royce Bracket

3. Blue

4. Sybil Reisz

5. Grant Kendrell

6. Asher Kendrell

7. Bailey Gilande

8. Farrah Yon-Dale

9. Maximilian Darzi

10. Lillian Platt

11. Henter Jallaford

12. Wave Tennegan

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, I haven't read Asher/Jallaford, but now that you mention it, I REALLY want to. Probably about Asher making Jallaford look the other way to the Camerata's initiatives, ahem.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ohhh, yeah man, Sybil is hot as hell, comparison most definitely intentional.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Wave got Farrah pregnant, we'd have a bombastic, charismatic and creative drama queen of a baby.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Well, I wrote one, actually) It's not about Darzi, but it does include him. And I think I've also seen some on AO3.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Nope, I don't think so. They're too different, and Asher is madly in love with Grant, and Royce is just too involved with his creations and nope it doesn't work.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Well, Grant is gay (I do believe he's gay, not bi; Sybil is the only lady in the Camerata and she comes across as kind of masculine to me, so I believe Grant prefers men in bed as well as in other fields of his life), so I'd say Grant/Darzi. But Grant and Lillian would make a great couple otherwise.

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Bailey walks in on Royce and Wave Tennegan. Bailey be like: "Gentlemen, I apologise, I had a book lying here somewhere. I do so hope you're not affronted by the fact that I wear an owl at my collar. Goodbye."

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Lillian is looking for her friend in the Country, but cannot find him. Blue is talking to his beloved, but cannot reach her. They both have lost, and only those who have lost can help the others cope with their loss. But in consoling each other, they begin to wonder if there's more to it than that.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I don't really think there's any Red/Farrah out there, yet.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Losing My Religion: Wave Tennegan believes Bailey is an abomination and tries to "cure" her, but in the process he starts to find himself questioning his faith more and more.

OH MY GOD THAT GOT REAL DARK REAL FAST I'M SO SORRY

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

I don't think so. I also don't think Blue/Farrah exists yet.

12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?

Not on ff.net, but the Tumblr blog askmeinthecountry does draw Jallaford! And all the other characters, too.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

As a matter of fact, yes, I think that Schemilix from Tumblr and AO3 would probably write Royce/Sybil/Grant. She has written Royce/Grant, after all, and it was glorious.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Farrah, definitely "Paint the Sky with Stars" by Enya.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

A Red/Asher/Wave fic. Warning: marital infidelity, Jewish-Christian interreligious tension (Asher is a Jewish name, after all...)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A couple of months ago. It was Hold(), again by Schemilix.

17."(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Red and Bailey Gilande are in a happy relationship (so far, so good...) until Maximilian Darzi runs off with Bailey (okay...). Red, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Henter Jallaford (what?) and a brief unhappy affair with Asher Kendrell (whaaat?!), then follows the wise advice of Grant Kendrell (you don't fucking say...) and finds true love with Wave Tennegan (wut).

18.What title would you give this fic?

Experimentations

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

I wouldn't know what the hell they are talking about, with Bailey referencing the history of a city with no history and Farrah throwing chemistry terms around.

20.What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would flip my shit, run over and hug Grant Kendrell to death, because gay or not, he's one fine-looking man.

21.How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I'd smile and say: "Ah, those Farrah and Henter, big kids that they are."

22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I'd feel humbled, but unoffended, because being dissed by Royce Bracket is not an offence, it's just a default state of being for anyone other than Royce Bracket.

23.If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

If I saw Darzi and Blue in bed together, I would be rather surprised, but still mind my own business and let Red deal with it.

24.You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Of course, I'd say: Ms. Platt, please help me with my project!

25.What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Actually, that's exactly what Red did and actually, I think she is the most optimistic person in the world, because she is literally the only person in the world at this point, but also because she was so sure that she would find Mr. Blue inside the Transistor.

26.What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Apprehension, at the very least. Sybil's bad news, especially when she gives you daisies.

27.(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Asher needs it more than I do, anyway.

28.(7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

If I heard Bailey, Max and Sybil sing Benny Benassi's "Satisfaction" at 3 in the morning, I'd think: have they all lost a bet or are they just high?

29.2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

If Royce Bracket and Henter Jallaford were my teachers, I would shut up, start studying and be silently grateful.

The Asher/Grant fic is coming along... I think... Probably. Somehow. Some day.