"And I think since I'm an attractive toerag, you're a very pretty cow. The loveliest cow I've ever seen. Except you don't have black spots." Fun oneshot. R&R?

"But it was! It was so farfetched and irrelevant to the conversation that . . . I just had to retaliate." "By chasing her with a toothbrush." "Oh, don't scoff at me. It was the only thing I had on me at the time." Lily/James oneshot. All dialogue

James and Lily discuss Valentine's Day. LJoneshot

In the year or so since James Potter hit puberty, Asking Out Lily had become, after Quidditch, Hogwarts' favorite spectator sport. Oneshot.

James finally gets Lily to agree to go out with him - in a most unusual way. Fluffy. Oneshot.

Lily wants to tell James that she likes him, but keeps getting interrupted. Watch how Lily keeps approaching James to tell him…..and fails every time. R&R!

James shows up at the Station on his first day of 7th year expecting the worst: that Lily Evans won’t be pleased he scored Head Boy, especially since she’s Head Girl. However, he finds that he is very much mistaken. Rated for language& innuendo LJ ONESHOT

100 theme challenge. Each chapter is a new story revolving around James and Lily through their lives together. Finished! Thank you so much everyone!

“Well Evans…word has it…you have a little crush,” Potter said theatrically. He grinned at me as Sirius spoke with mock curiosity, “Oh, oh James…who in the world might that be?” I watched Potter smirk as he said,“Well Sirius…apparently…it’s me.”L/J ONESHOT

James reminds himself of all the reasons why he and Lily aren't meant for each other.

All Lily wants to do is finish her Charms essay, but she can't get her mind of James Potter...and why is Sirius walking towards her! LJ oneshot

Did you know that the tongue's the strongest muscle in the human body? And we don't even have to excercise it! A slightly crazy LJ oneshot. In which Lily ponders on how to excercise her tongue.

She would prove that James wasn’t perfectly calm all time – That James was an explosive, too.' [LilyJames][Majorly fluffy][R&R!]

After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.

Lily Evans has done the unthinkable, and it's all James Potter's fault. Oh yeah, AND his shirts'. [LJ oneshot sequel to Impending Doom, final shirt story]

James Potter's lost shirts have been found, but where is the redhaired perpetrator? [oneshot LJ. Sequel to Oy, Dormitory!]

If you were a missing shirt, where would you be? Because James Potter would like his back, thank you very much. [oneshot, sequel to Horrible Person]

James Potter is losing shirts and he doesn't have a clue where they've disappeared to. [Oneshotish]

In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE

James had been dating since the age of fourteen, but he’d never ditched his friends before like he was doing with the Head Girl. Thus, Sirius had come to the conclusion that Lily Evans was evil, and that she had to be stopped."

She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::