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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (If you could only hear the thoughts in my head)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHATI MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Your weird seeing how I'm a girl)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Well. . . I really do.)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

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Twilight Copy and Pastes:

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: no

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty

Boy: no

Girl: which would you chose me or you life

Boy: my life

Girl: If I were to walk away would you cry?

Boy: no

Girl: I heard enough

As she turns to walk away her boyfriend grabs her and says: I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and if you would walk away i wouldn't cry i would DIE

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

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Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 10/18/2007

When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews

Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5478 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper

A Lesson in Love by Lillie Cullen reviews

Final installment in Lessons Trilogy. The vampires are at war, and Bella is forced to use her powers in a way she never imagined. When things take a turn for the worse, can Edward and Jasper save her from the evil ones who have fallen under her spell?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,923 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Wasted Time by CharmingAndInsane reviews

Bella met Edward in 1918 but he died ... or did he. She's now a vampire and meets two vampires called Alice and Jasper who are planning on meeting new vampires. Will she see familiar faces again? Who knows? Btw I'm really bad at writing summaries.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18550 - Favs: 7,739 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews

My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10902 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Forever and Always by ahhhhh.okay reviews

After Bella got out of her 'zombie stage' she started singing. Then she spots Jasper Hale at her concet. Then seeing him at her school the next day. Alot could happen. rated T. JxB better then it sounds

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,264 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper

I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews

Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward

100 years later by Stefy101 reviews

This story happens during New Moon, But the story you know stops when Laurent meets Bella in the woods. What would happen if the werewolfs hadn't saved Bella? What if she had become a vampire without Edward. Worse: What if Edward found out,100 year later

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Changing by H.M.Wolf reviews

Takes place 3 years after The Reckoning. The drama and danger isn't nearly as over as they thought it was. What will happen to Derek and Chloe? What about Rae? Will our favorite supernaturals ever be truly safe? R&R NOW COMPLETED!

Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,587 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete

In the Heat of the Night by Lillie Cullen reviews

ON HIATUS When Edward left, Bella sought solace in Jacob's arms. When Bella ran to Italy to save Edward, Jacob followed. Are there boundaries to what someone will do for love? When tragedy strikes, it's a question everyone must answer for themselves.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,985 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella

The Beginning of the End by Jennifer Faith reviews

15 years after the Volturi attacked the Cullen's. They come back,hungry for revenge. 2 Cullens WILL die. But who? rated T for later chapters. 2nd fanfic!

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2008

Doing It DoggyWhat Now? by hersheycuddles reviews

Mr. Bae and Aunt Lauren decide to give Derek and Chloe "The Talk", but make a big mistake by having Tori and Simon part of the conversation. Everything goes wrong. Poor Derek... After The Reckoning

Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete

Need by shaunna100 reviews

Sequel to Alone: When Edward returns to Bella after being gone for many months, he hopes she will just run into his arms. But that isn't the case at all. All Edward wants is to be with Bella and their son. But will Bella ever let him?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,921 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6056 - Favs: 10,445 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

A Mother's Love by rmcrms5 reviews

Companion One-Shot to The Perfect Wife - Renee's POV

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Renée - Complete

Remember This by OhThatGirl reviews

Dog tags," he chuckled darkly, his finger tracing the bright orange band I sported on my wrist. It made me sick to think about it; without that bracelet, I could be lost forever. AH - Summary Inside

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,074 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward

Guardian Angel by OhThatGirl reviews

Two One Shots. Lots of fluff. Edward plans a romantic night to show Bella how much she means to him. Bonus: Rosalie doesn't know what she wants - then she meets Emmett.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete

A World of Darkness by BloodyAngel93 reviews

AU. Bella is blind and has been neglected by her mother her whole life. Then one day her mom ships her to Forks to stay with Charlie the man she's only met once and that was the day she was born.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,060 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete

Memories by DisneyRBD reviews

An unexcepted vistor comes to Forks at the worst time when the Cullens begin to notice something different about Bella. But what? Who is this vistor and why is he in town? What is Charlie hiding from his daughter? Or is she really his? COMPLETE!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 47,815 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward, OC - Complete

I Know What You Did Last Summer by Luvinlifee reviews

AU. Bella's spoiled. On the first day of her senior year, she gets a letter. The letter reveals a secret that Bella wishes for no one to find out. I promise Edward will come into this. : I know what you did last summer. ON HIATUS.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,467 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella

I Miss You A twilight fanfic by edwardcullenlvr17 reviews

Edward doesn't come back in NM. It's been 80 years and he thinks Bella died in a car accident. Wrong! She was changed by Victoria in the meadow 80 years ago and is now the lead singer of a rock band so appropriatly titled "Didn't move on." In one of her v

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,525 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews

Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008

Kiss on the Neck by Lillie Cullen reviews

One-shot for Ninapolitan's Smut Mondays. Best friends Jasper and Bella are having a bad day. Bad day leads to drinking. Drinking leads to dancing. Dancing leads to a kiss on the neck. A kiss on the neck leads to...lemony fun! AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete

Redemption by Lillie Cullen reviews

James wasn't always evil. What made him this way? How did he know Alice? Maybe he didn't always hate her...maybe he loved her. My take on what their history might have been. Don't worry, I didn't break up Jaz/Alice.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,385 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - James, Alice - Complete

Masked by Luvinlifee reviews

Bella goes to a masquerade ball and fall in love with someone. She doesn't know his name, she just remembers his emerald green eyes. BellaxEdward. Rated T. Better inside! AH. FINISHED.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Breaking Dawn Sequel by Luvinlifee reviews

The Cullens return to Forks seven years later and they finally tell Charlie the truth. Jacob asks Renesmee a very important question. They also go to a new school. After Breaking Dawn. FINISHED

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Strength to Continue by AnmlLvr reviews

I'm Pregnant,Horray!Groan sequel.Zach 14,Elizabeth Lizzy 13.While Lizzy is trying to figure out what the family is,Zach's girlfriend,Ashley, is kidnapped by a vamp.from her past.She's droping clues,but can Zach find out what they mean before it's too late

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,330 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008

Hidden Truth by Felineyx reviews

AU, all human. The Cullens all work for MI5, protecting the country. But what happens when they are asked to guard rich girl Isabella? J/A, Es/C, Em/R. Rating may go up for violence etc, probably not though. Really bad summary, story much better. Try me?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews

Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete

Sing Through Heart by vampytwilightwriter reviews

The day after Edward left Bella in New Moon she wanders out to the forest again, only to be changed. Now 30 years later, she's in a band with a new love of hers. Will Edward win her back, or has she moved on from him, like he wanted her to? REVIEW!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,920 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009

I am the Silent Killer by Obsessed.with.writing reviews

Isabella Swan is a deadly assassin who doesn't get involved with anything but her job. But what will happen when she is paired with a partner for the first time in three years and her partner is almost as deadly as she?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008

Bella's Gift by rmcrms5 reviews

Bella only wants one thing for her birthday. She has always been the strong one. She’s been dreaming of a tall, dark & handsome man who can take charge. Could he be real or is he only a dream? AU/OOC Rated "M"

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete

Julliard School of the Arts by twilightluver11 reviews

Bella gets accepted to Julliard and meets some great friends and some not so great ones. She meets Edward who is a big player and the schools 'king'. But what if Bella steals his crown? Whether she wants to or not. OOC,AH Complete!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete

What Happens Now? by Muggleborn-Meghan1992 reviews

Bella and the other Cullens have moved back to Forks, seventy years later. She meets her great neice, who holds the same delicious scent that she had. Will the Cullens be able to resist her? Post Breaking Dawn obviously . Not just fluff, actual plot.

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Edward

Broken Forever by Obsessed.with.writing reviews

It was one of those gripping pains. The ones that wrecked your whole body with sadness. The type that made you want to die because things were so bad. Read to find out what it's about

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella - Complete

The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews

We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

There Comes a Time by xxxtheangelbelowxxx reviews

Bella gets a pet from a reluctant Edward. Later she finds out she's pregnant! Omc, what is everyone going to do? Heehee. Idk either. You just have to read it. :3 Pretty please read and review!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008

Stay by crimsonmarie reviews

As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5769 - Favs: 8,907 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Bloody Tears by Obsessed.with.writing reviews

Edward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,596 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Vampire in Distress by Amber Hart reviews

Edward is having trouble adjusting to the "new and improved" Bella. Set after Breaking Dawn. I know the summary tells you nothing, just read the story!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,699 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward

Getting Kicked Out Of A Fair by readinangel reviews

Sequel to GKOOWM, Alice finds another list... oh no. Join Al, Em, Ed, Bell, Jazz, and Rose as the encounter flirty belly dancers, freedom seeking Elephants, and a monkey named cat! Humorous fun, watch as chaos comes once again!

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009

Wish Upon A Star by Fall Down Again Bella reviews

So I'm like a male Cinderella?" Edward asked sarcastically. The woman smiled wickedly. "Exactly. Only your wish doesn't end at midnight. It's permanent. So I suggest you think it through first." Edward didn't hesitate. "I want it." All Human E/B Hiatus.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella

Kaelyn by EmilyTheStrange13 reviews

The story of Kaelyn, the eighth Cullen who was part of the family before Bella even met Edward. But who was she, why hadn't anyone mentioned her before, and why was she back now? Rated T just be safe.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,012 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008

When will my reflection show who I am inside? by PeytonKeelyn reviews

AU/AH Bella is the president's daughter, but Renee tells her that her real dad is one of 6 kings/rulers all over the world. How far will she travel to find out who she really is? Completely fictional/fantasy. Time periods all messed up. EXB

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward

Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews

Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009

Moonlight Sonata by JennaLynne reviews

Esme's story. From the time Carlisle treated her as a young girl until we meet her in Meyer's Twilight. The untold truth's of abuse, and loss in a dreamer who knew only how to love.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Esme, Carlisle

Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward

Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward

The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward

Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8056 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward

A New Chance To Live by FairyNinjaPrincess reviews

Bella commits suicide right after Edward tells her he doesn't want her. Bella wakes up in a white world. There's a man standing there. Who is he and can he give Bella a chance to live again? Not your average Edward leaves Bella. Please give it a shot!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward

A Very Merry Cullen Christmas by obsessedovredward reviews

Bella and Edward finally spend a Christmas together.What happens at a vampire's house during the holiday?With Emmett, Alice and the rest of the Cullen clan included, things r sure to get a bit out of control...warning:Contains mayhem and hilarity.review!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Renesmee's Twilight by fanpire4ever reviews

A few years post Breaking Dawn, Renesmee and Jake are finally a couple, and everything is fine until Nessie meets one of Jake's pack members. A female member. Will Jennifer break Jake and Nessie up?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie

High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews

It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008

Long Lived Love by vampytwilightwriter reviews

Bella was changed after Edward left. She has a coven. 203 years later they enroll in Forks high school. The Cullens have the same idea. BxE later! How will Bella react? RxR i stink at sums.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,963 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Carve Out My Tears by xTwilight.Arrowx reviews

R&R/BxE- Living in a hospital isn't as easy as you may think, especially when your damned to falling in love with that random guy in the lobby that came to see his sister-who broke her arm. This is just FANTASTIC. -Please give story a chance-

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,571 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward

Capturing the Flames by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Example one-shot for the “Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest.” Bella, an artist, decides to paint Edward, a fireman, for an art show. B/E Collaboration with Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

To Lose One And Worry For Another by Kissing A Vamp And Proud Of It reviews

When Bella falls ill with the very flu that Edward died from what will he do? Will Bella make it? And what will they come across on the way? And Bella and Edward must struggle with a pregnancy when Bella is seemingly near death.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,236 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward

Loved By You 2: Wedding and More by NessieCullen2005 reviews

This is about the wedding and what happens afterwards.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob

Queen Bella by BellaEdwardlover1991 reviews

Sequel to Princess Bella. See how things turned out after Princess Bella ended. The struggles of becoming Queen, and what about after that?

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,048 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete

My Guardian Angel by Fall Down Again Bella reviews

AU All human. ONE-SHOT! T for language. Edward loses his angel and he can't live without her. He hears her voice, but is it real? Is any of it real?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Sacrifice of Life by Obsessed.with.writing reviews

Edward never came back after New Moon, Bella was left cold and empty. Bella was changed and is now in a gothic band called 'Sacrifice of Life' but will Edward notice he drastic change in character? Does Bella still hate Edward? What do all her songs mean?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,541 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete

Finding the Key by eibbil reviews

Bella woke up in the Phoenix hospital and couldn't remember how she got there. A year later, she's living in Jacksonville with her mother, but she still has no memory of her four months in Forks. Can she recover what she lost by returning?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,842 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

My Tragic Ending by xTwilight.Arrowx reviews

/BxE/R&R/ Bella has to move to Seattle because of her job. She soon runs into her past, and attempts to run from it. Just as it finally catches her, Tragic hits her first and she's sent into acoma. Will it be a Happily Never After? or a Happily Ever After

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward

Love, Life, Meaning Over by TeamEdward1 reviews

Leave Bella live a normal, happy, human life. While I ran far away, I could hear faint voices and thoughts of people searching for Bella, and her heart beat, for the last time. Shortly it started to fade. I fell to the floor. Letting the pain have me.

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Dying for Love by alpacacat0401 reviews

Bella has 6 months to live. She decides to break out of her shell and meets Edward, someone who lives for eternity. When he tries to discover her secret, he falls in love during the process. Why won't she become a vampire for him? ExB vampires included!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,296 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Random Craziness by Obsessed.with.writing reviews

Ok so first chapter I wrote because I was really upset and I wanted to be cheered up, but I think if I have the time and stuff I will make other ones like it. Just crazy Cullen activities XD

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009

Impossible! by peaceandluv333 reviews

Bella wakes up one morning to find herself getting sick and feeling dizzy. One issue: she's a vampire! Post BD, might be a little OOC at some parts, really good! My summary isnt good but PLZ give it a shot! R&R! T becuase im paranoid!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Innocence by bluedoggie95 reviews

The Cullens find a small girl in the woods whose family was killed by vampires. Chaos will ensure as they adopt her into their family. Eventual HP/T crossover.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,522 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008

A Distant Memory by CharmingAndInsane reviews

Summary: SEQUEL TO WASTED TIME. Bella&Edward are married. One day she had a vision and left, begging Edward to wait for her. So why, years later when they see her again does she have no memory of them whatsoever?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,084 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete

Is This Really My Happy Ending by NessieCullen2005 reviews

70 years have pasted since I have been changed. This is a story about how Bella became a vampire and runs into the Cullens. How will they react. Most importanly how will Edward react.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward

The Jazzy Vampire by Amber Hart reviews

A comedic parody of the Twilight series by two brilliant authors. Jasper is the proud owner of a new hotel-casino!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Bella

Love You To Death by silverpixiedust reviews

Edward dies. Alice blames Bella for his death. Bella is slowly going insane. Jasper tries helping her by constantly manipulating her emotions, and she starts confiding in him. Okay I suck at summaries. Just read the story. BellaxJasper.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,019 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Jasper, Bella

All But Forgotten by suze-the-practical-ghost reviews

Re-Write of "I Know Too Much". Same concept, different events. Edward left, Bella is changed, and the past comes back to haunt her. Better than this sucky summary.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,646 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008

Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews

"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9674 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Humtastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews

*Sequel to Vamptastic Cooking* The Cullens made Bella eat what they made...what happens when she returns the favor?

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete

Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews

Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete

Sticks, Straw, and Brick by chry.carrey reviews

No matter what material their house is made of, Emmett and Rosalie can find a way to...demolish it. Everything else is breakable, except for them and their relationship with their entire Cullen family. How much tension can the Cullen clan survive w/ them?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,898 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete

Mystery Illness by b-cullen1918 reviews

Edward gets attacked by a mystery creature, Carlisle has to find a cure for Edward..will he save him from not only the illness...First fanfic be nice :D

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,285 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward - Complete

Angel's Wings by 11alliswan11 reviews

When Edward left he left Bella Pregnant. So what happens 16 years later when the Cullens find Bella a Vampire and with twins named Vivian and Masen.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008

A New Home by Hanna Rae reviews

Sequel to The Wedding Night. Edward and Bella get tired of the constant interuptions of their family and decide it's time for a change. Set up after Bella is a vampire. Lemons.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008

Truth or Dare Cullen Style by BellissaAdreana reviews

Emmett is annoying Bella so they make a deal saying the Cullens will play any game Emmet wants if he stops torturing Bella. What game will Emmet choose? And what happens when Alice invites another coven of animal-drinking vampires? After Breaking Dawn!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete

A Different Turn by Hanna Rae reviews

All human. Bella and Edward get paired up for a science project, not expecting what they are getting themselves into. Lemons.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,336 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008

Happy New Year by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

A New Year Like No Other by Hanna Rae reviews

Alice drags Bella to a New Years party in hopes she will let go of her inhibitions for a night. Bella hits it off, but with who? All human. Lemon.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Under the Mistletoe by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Preview by alkynn reviews

This is my version of Breaking Dawn. What if Bella gets in danger and has to be changed to save her life? Its better than it sounds, please R&R!

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,265 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

I'm pregnant Horray! Groan by AnmlLvr reviews

Bella's pregnant with Edward's baby. What will they do? What about the rest of the Cullens? Sumary sucks, but great story!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,288 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

All Who's Fault? by animallover0109 reviews

Sequel to Face Down... if u havent read that already read that first. This is the story of how the Cullen's learn of Bella's sudden and tragic death. How will they all react? Plez R&R

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Alice - Complete

The New Girl In Town by Obsessed.with.writing reviews

The arrival of a new girl causes a stir in Forks, all the guys are attracted to her beauty, and the Cullens are worried about the colour of her eyes. But what happens when Mike Newton goes missing without a trace, the same day she enrols into school?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Loved By You by NessieCullen2005 reviews

Renesmee's feelings for Jacob are becoming stronger. How will Jacob reacted? Most importantly how will her dad reacted? Mostly in Nessie's POV. I don't own any of the Characters. That goes to Stephaine

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,839 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete

Lost and Forgotten by Lumiaire reviews

Bella Cullen, Carlisle’s very own blood related daughter who was changed, raped and had a child at the age of 16. All done by a vampire. 378 years later Bella goes to Forks, needing to escape her rapist, protect her daughter who was turned into a vampire

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,114 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella - Complete

Mistaken Vows by twi-ction reviews

AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,272 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Long Goodbye by EJ Santry reviews

Over seven decades has past since Bella chose Jacob. Edward has tried not to look back, but now Alice receives the vision of the event Edward has been dreading since the day he met Bella Swan all those years ago.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Face Down by animallover0109 reviews

What if one mistake on Bella's part led Jake to be abusive? Edward never came back, and Bella married Jake. Now she see's her mistake... Is it too late? WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH!Plez R&R! Different than the others. 10 pages. Sequel is Up

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella - Complete

Last Chance by animallover0109 reviews

Sequel To At Death's Door... Bella is returned to Earth as a 10 year old girl. But of course it comes with a price. If she is not changed by her true love by her 18th birthday, she must return to heaven... forever. Final chapter up! EXB. Plez R&R!

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,147 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella - Complete

Fade to Black by JennaLynne reviews

Set ten years after the events in "Broken Vow" Raised by the Cullens, an inhumanly beautiful clan of vampires, how is a human expected to come to terms with herself? Contains ED themes, may trigger. Book 2 of 3 Completed, 12/12/08

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,627 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete

Broken Vow by JennaLynne reviews

When Esme is killed during the battle in Eclipse, Carlisle must fight to overcome coma-like depression. When he meets Arielle, a girl running from her past, will they save each other? Book 1 of 3 in my "Solar Flares Saga". Completed 10/27/2008

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,574 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Carlisle - Complete

Don't shed a tear by Until Her Heart Stops reviews

Edward left Bella. Victoria found Bella.Bit her and ran away. But now Edward's back. Is it Bella that's back too?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008

22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews

Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Misfortunes by the Minotaur reviews

The Cullens get an unexpected visitor, of whom Jasper thought he would never see again. BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS, ALTHOUGH IF YOU HAVENT READ THE ENTIRE SERIES, YOU SHOULDNT BE ON HERE! DONT OWN TWILIGHT

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Alice, Jasper

Life Revisited by Obsessed.with.writing reviews

I started to scream as I came out and suddenly the car was swerving over into a ditch at the side of the road. “Things are going to get a lot quieter and a lot brighter where you’re going.”

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008

Evening Star by Twilight4886 reviews

Takes place after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon. Bella is now almost 23 years old and had moved to West Virginia after going to college to become an English teacher. She finds out Edward and his family are at the same school and she is now his teacher.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward

The Secret of the Swans by Dennizzle reviews

70 years ago, Bella left. Leaving the Cullens. What will happen to Edward, who lost the love of his life? to Carlisle and Esme, who lost their daughter? to Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie, who lost their sister?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008

Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews

Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete

At 30 000 Feet by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews

Because at 30 000 feet, when the one you love is dying, you’d do anything to save her, right? Edward/Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Now complete.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella - Complete

Vamptastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews

What happens when Emmett decides to host a cooking show in the Cullen house? Plastic Eggs, McDonalds, and vampires oh my!

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete

Music of her mind by venomousgal reviews

Edward did not come back to Forks. Laurent bit Bella before the wolves could destroy him. Bella has changed and has been trying to find Edward for two years. She becomes a musician in hopes of someday reaching him through her music.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Princess Bella by BellaEdwardlover1991 reviews

Princess Isabella is secretly attending college while she is waiting for her arranged marriage. But what happens when she falls in love with the mysterious Edward Masen? AU/All Human. ExB

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Animalism by xxdarknessxfallsxx reviews

She needed to learn her place; he could show her that. James/Victoria

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - James, Victoria - Complete

Realize by oddstrangerchick reviews

What if Bella never attempted to jump off the cliff causing Alice to come back. What if life remained Cullen free for 7 years until they entered Bella's school where she taught. What if Bella had a secret?

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,672 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Just Another Love Story by xTwilight.Arrowx reviews

AU: Bella meets Edward. He loves her, but she is having trouble getting over her last relationship. She's having trouble trusting people. Can she get over it and be with him? Full Summery inside! Sorry, this is a bad summery so check out the one inside!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,302 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward

Misery Loves Its Company by Arabella16 reviews

Ever wondered what happened while Edward spied on Bella sleeping? And where all of the Cullens minus Alice thought he was going, considering Edward kept his visits secret? Well... here it is! EXB FOREVER!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,208 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008

Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews

One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete

The Wedding Night by Hanna Rae reviews

Edward and Bella the night and morning after their wedding. Lemons.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,293 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete

When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews

Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5857 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward

Angel On Earth by animallover0109 reviews

Edward has finally agreed to change Bella. But something goes terribly wrong. Can the wrong be right? Better than it sounds. Plez r&r! Final Chapter up!

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete

It's a Surprise by Hanna Rae reviews

Edward takes Bella on a date, but what surprises does he have for her? Lemony.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete

Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews

—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3594 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews

Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete

When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008

Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews

It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Boundaries by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete

Torture by Amethyst Jackson reviews

After Bella has an interesting dream, Edward finds a way to satisfy her. Before, you know, she spontaneously combusts.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete

My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews

My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

So Cold by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews

While the Cullen’s are away Bella takes a trip down to Port Angeles and runs into someone she never wanted to see again. Edward/Bella. WARNING: This story contains strong depictions of rape/non-con! Please note: Edward does NOT do the raping! Complete.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete

At Death's Door by animallover0109 reviews

Bella has a new illness, one without a cure. Not even vampire venom can get rid of the disease. In Bella's final hours, she must convince Edward that there is life after death and that death is not eternal. Can she convince him not to follow her? R&R!

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete

The Heart of Everything by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews

Set in New Moon. The night that Edward leaves her, Bella believes she has nothing left to live for. Edward/Bella. Warning: Attempted suicide. Complete.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete

That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008

Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews

—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete

Milk Of Regret by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

COMPLETE! With Epilogue! When Edward said it will be like he never existed, he meant it. No one knows who the Cullens are and Bella is sent away to a hospital near Forks. I suck at summaries.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete

He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews

AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008

Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete

Cinderella by l'heure bleue reviews

”I will dance with Cinderella ... I don't want to miss even one song. 'Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight, and she'll be gone...” — WINNER of 2 Twilight Awards!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete

Betrayed by animallover0109 reviews

This new girl couldn't be Bella could it? This girl that was so full of hate? It's Isabella, she snapped. Only my friends can call me Bella. What happened to you? Just then another girl appeared... New Summary! Final Chapter up!

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete

Revenge by animallover0109 reviews

I never thought it would end this way. Why did I have to die? I'm only 18! I was pulled out of my thoughts when I heard a growl behind me..... plez R&R! Sequel now up!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete

On The Prowl reviews

First Fanfic -- James and Victoria go hunting and what do they find? How does Victoria feel about this situation? Just how much confidence does she really have in James?

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/30/2008 - James, Victoria