He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.

Because, whether your mind remembers it or not, Potter, your body remembers, and it wants me. Just like it always did five years ago. I'll be waiting. You'll know where to find me. [DM / femHP]. COMPLETED 07.27.2016.

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

Hearthstone catches Magnus and TJ speculating about him and Blitzen and the thoughts of what Blitzen and he would be like as a couple drive him to distraction - even in his sleep.

Percy can't keep his mouth shut and it gets him in all sorts of trouble.

HPDM slash. Draco Malfoy is a werewolf. Harry Potter is a human Auror who doesn't smell of fear. COMPLETE.

Draco Malfoy is not attractive. Not even one bit. Nope. 8th year fic - Shower smut - Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Nico di Angelo was eight when his mother died. His older sister, Bianca, was Twelve. Shortly after Maria's death, Hades put both Bianca and Nico into an Orphanage. The orphanage was Wool's Orphanage, and there Nico met Tom Riddle. A short HP/PJO crossover going into a bit more depth about Nico di Angelo's childhood and the reason Tom Riddle thinks friendship is useless.

The cardinal rule of the London Underground is to never, ever make eye contact. It is a rule that, among many others, Sirius tends to follow despite his otherwise rebellious, non-rule-following nature. So the first time he makes eye contact with a human being in the subway comes as much of a shock to him as anyone else. Especially when he's unable to look away. RL/SB

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

A word of advice: When running into Cupid, the Archer of Love, restrain from insulting him. Otherwise, you'll end up just like Leo: angry, stuck in France with a broken warship, shot in the head with a Lust Arrow, and wanting nothing more than to get in the pants of Jason Grace. Not that there were hidden feelings before that. He'll swear on his life. Leo x Jason, Slash.

Four years after Dumbledore's death, Draco Malfoy shows up at No. 12, Grimmauld Place looking for Harry Potter—who has to learn that sometimes you don't put up walls to keep other people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down. AU after HBP.

Draco and Harry both work at the Ministry; Albus and Scorpius attend the same classes at Hogwarts. Will such close contact finally allow for some peace between the Malfoys and the Potters? Or will things blow up in the faces of both generations? Complete.

The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...

As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.

Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.

Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Voldemort has won. Hermione is captive. Draco is servant and bodyguard.The irony of life is that no one gets out alive.