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Joined 11-29-08, id: 1755485, Profile Updated: 12-04-08
Author has written 1 story for Gossip Girl.

Hey there, dolls! I'm Your.Paramour., but call me Brittany. I'll add onto this profile whenever the mood strikes..

Fandoms: Twilight, Harry Potter, Gossip Girl

I try to update every day, but there are times when I can't, due to school or family functions. I plan out my stories completely before I start writing them. Some things get changed along the way, but the ending always stays the same. Once I get to chapter five of my Gossip Girl fic, I may start posting random one-shots (message me if you have any requests. I'm up for writing anything!) OR I'll start a Twilight fanfic.

So. I'm fifteen years old. I'm an old soul. I enjoy lucid dreaming, small children, writing, and the piano. I want to either be an English Teacher or a Creative Writing teacher, as well as a famous author. I listen to tons of music! I enjoy heavy metal, techno, and indie the most, however. I spend my time watching trashy reality shows (my vice!) and daydreaming about a boy I can't have. I'm not good at math, I swear a LOT, and I'm a pervert.

I'm a huge European History buff. It fascinates me. I know everything you would ever want to know (and some things you probably wouldn't) about the House of Tudor, Louis XIV, Marie Antionette, The Duchess of Devonshire (and a fair bit about the Duke), and tons more. I have a thing for royalty and lineage :)

I'm a really good friend. I spent close to 800 dollars on Christmas presents this year for family members and friends.

If you'd ever like to vent to somebody, or want advice, I'm your gal. :P

ATTENTION

I NEED A BETA. We can work out a schedule that works for you and I both.

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 6082 - Favs: 4,466 - Follows: 3,089 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10844 - Favs: 12,320 - Follows: 12,825 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,206 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chuck and Blair's to do list by Cryzzel reviews
A list of To-do’s Chuck and Blair naturally go through while they’re getting together..… until the end. Set after 2.10.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,596 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008
Fixing Dusk by SurrepTRIXus reviews
The author of this fanfiction was disappointed with the final book of the Twilight Saga and decided to write her own version. Will contain some adult, though not vulgar, themes including sex and violence, but not at the expense of the plot. Daily updates
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,960 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Way He Said Her Name by Kensley-Jackson reviews
Sequel to "The Way She Said His Name." C/B always. First chapter is rated M, but not everyone will be.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,469 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
Emerald Angel and the Russet Wolf by ShimmerinDenali reviews
Renesmee loves Jacob, Jacob loves Renesemee but thinks its wrong, what will happen when he walks in on her? She shows him she how truly grown up she is. Started as one shot Lemon, turned into smutty love story, of coarse it still ends in lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
In The Backseat Of A Volvo, Anything Can Happen by PaintTheRainbow reviews
Edward and Bella push the physical aspect of their relationship to new limits in the backseat of Edward's Volvo one rainy day in Forks. Bella is so used to Edward cutting their physical contact short, what happens when he doesn't? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Fools In Love by AnotherStupidLamb reviews
They are fools in love, unconditional and irrivocable. When Edward comes into Bella's life and shows her that his past is something to cause alarm, Bella doesn't back down. What happens when Bella tries to fix the broken past? OOC/AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,845 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Mahogany by LynniePearl reviews
No Spoilers. Series of one shots. Mild-Heavy smut warning. Rated M for sexual situations and swearing. B/C, a kitchen table, and the throwing down of gauntlets.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,911 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Bella, the Vibrator, and the Swivel Chair by ToKiEmOkIe reviews
*One-Shot* A Sexualy Frustrated Bella Has problems coping with Edward being in Japan. What happens when he makes a surprise return? I like it sour....that means there's Lemons lol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Way She Said His Name by Kensley-Jackson reviews
A series of CB one-shots. "Depending on her mood—whether she was angry, annoyed, jealous, h*rny, happy, or content—Blair Waldorf had a different way of saying Chuck's name. And he loved them all equally." Rated T for now.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009
Coffee & Bagels by Kensley-Jackson reviews
Sequel to "Goodnight Blair, Goodnight Chuck," but can be read as a stand-alone as well. Takes place during 1x17. "Only Chuck Bass could turn a mundane task like making coffee into sensual experience." Rated T
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Yesterday's Roses by Catheryne reviews
Chuck/Blair. Historical Romance AU. In the tailend of the Wars of the Roses, the secret princess was his only hope for revenge--and for love.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,573 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Goodnight Blair, Goodnight Chuck by Kensley-Jackson reviews
Are you drunk-dialing again?" The three nights Blair called Chuck before the events of 1x17. Rated T for now, but will be M later on. CB always : Please review!
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008
Do I Dazzle You? by superdupersk8r61 reviews
So this is how I think the scene between Chuck and Blair should have went in episode 2-12: It's a Wonderful Lie, when they were at Blair's to discuss the terms of finding each other's dates for the Snowflake Ball. Chuck/Blair. Please Read and Review!
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
I Suppose I'm Not Surprised by Amybell reviews
When Edward abruptly leaves, Bella's not all that surprised. But when Bella picks up a dangerous habit, Edward sure is. Will he make it in time to save her from herself? Will he ever gain ultimate forgiveness? Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,336 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Storm by QueVeeBee reviews
Worst snow storm to hit the Northeast in years. “Bloody perfect. A road trip with Nate the Great, Humphrey Dumpty, Chuck Basstard and Serena,” Blair murmured as she joined the others in collecting her things... Love, lust, friendships. C/B, D/S & N. R&R.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,373 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Heels Over Head reviews
C/B, slightly OOC. I'm not sure how to summarize this, so give it a shot. My version of how "It's a Wonderful Lie" should have gone. I'll be ignoring future episodes, unless I need fillers. Rated M for language and probable smut in future chapters.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008
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