Heyyy...

Basically what I do is write stories, read books, and dance. It's my life. I also go to school, but who doesn't? Do we really have a choice?

I am a huge fan of Twilight, and am one of the people who actually fully enjoyed Breaking Dawn. Yes, it was surprising, but, any other way, it just would have been predictable. If you disagree, I will not entertain comments that bash my opinion. Come on, people. That's just not cool.

This account is a direct result of my bored state of mind, having a ridiculous amount of spare time, and wanting to share my love of Twilight with the outside world. If you love the Cullens, vampires, and even werewolves, this is the place to be!

P.S.: I love Emmett. He is absolutely the coolest vampire ever. Don't get me wrong; I wish Edward would take five hours just to kiss me, but Emmett still wins first prize. I love his relationship with Rosalie. It just fascinates me. Even though I don't like her. When I publish my chapter story, that will most likely be the main ship, if not one of the side ships. Because...I also love Alice and Jasper! I basically support all the canon ships, except Renesmee and Jacob. Sorry. I just don't like it. I know, I know, he imprinted on her, and, "Why wouldn't she choose to be with someone who was supposedly meant just for her?" But, I see Renesmee as an independent person, and I think she'll find someone else. I love me some Jacob, but he's just not right for her. Plus, half-human/half-vampire? Boy magnet!

My Friends on FanFiction:

I decided to add this little section to my profile, solely to advertise my friends' stories. They are awesome people, and I think they deserve reviews just as much as anyone else. I have quite a few friends on this site, but some have sort of stopped writing for the time-being...I'll get them back; I promise!

animanga128 -- (has been credited here several times, is still updating her stuff) Violet Hill, Brighter
youMEANeverything14 -- (i am NOT an HSM fan, but she's my friend, so whatever) Per sempre e Sempre, Thank the Star, some-new-story-in-Italian-that-I-don't-know
candyk8 -- (has sort of abandoned writing, but is still awesome) Iris, More Than Just Friends?, Welcome to My Life Series, That Was When I Died/Learned, The Pilgrimage
iheartron547 -- (the previous pen name of myself and youMEANeverything14, sort of dead now, but WHATEVS) Brooklyn's Secrets, Nineteen Years Later
quibbly -- (definitely will not be returning to this site, but her Mary-Sue is an absolute must-read) The Epic Tale of Quibbly and Mikala
edwardlover95 -- (still updating her story...i think??) My Happy Ending NOT,
newsgoils7 -- (the pen name shared by all of the above, minus edwardlover95, and plus Skip and Tink; haven't posted anything yet, but we are working on a VERY long Newsies fic)

SONG OF THE WEEK!: 4ever by The Veronicas! This segment has been brought to you by Verizon Wireless...will be updated every Tuesday =D

QUOTE OF THE WEEK!:

Preface: I have decided to add this...I don't know why. It's fun. The quotes will come from the books only, not the movie. Any of the four books in the saga...!

W-o-w. Edward Cullen. ~ Jessica Stanley, Twilight

Favorite Books: This is tough. I was going through some of my old stuff, and I found a journal that I wrote in when I was in sixth grade. In it, I wrote that my favorite books were the Harry Potter books, which still remains somewhat true. Those books are astounding, but I have read so many more books since then, and, at this point in time, my favorite books are, yes, the Twilight saga. They have been labeled in the newspapers as the "new Harry Potters", but, in reality, they are completely different. Both series are incredible, and nothing will ever compare. Some more one-shot books that I like are Matilda, anything by Sarah Dessen or Nicholas Sparks, and Candle in the Darkness.

Favorite Movies: Again, very hard to pick. I guess I like the Harry Potters, by default. There have been five so far, and the sixth one comes out this year. They've been released so far apart, that I'm forgetting what happens in the books, so they're sort of starting to lose my interest. Twilight just recently came out in theaters! That's probably gonna remain one of my all-time favorites. I just loved how the director nailed the points from the book, and everything/everyone was exactly how I pictured it/them. More favorites are Wizard of Oz (first movie I've ever seen, or so I've been told), Across the Universe (absolutely LOVE it), The Notebook (made me cry), The Dark Knight (made me SO happy), and Newsies (made me...!!). I had liked Annie...yeah, not so much anymore.

Favorite TV Shows: Ummm...I have many. I don't watch that much TV, but, when I do, it's usually ABC Family. My favorites are What I Like About You and Gilmore Girls. However, one of my ALL-TIME favorites will always be Friends. I love everything about it. I've seen every episode (and I mean every episode), and am re-watching it. Also, everyone's got guilty pleasures...Mine is Wizards of Waverly Place, which is actually a pretty funny show. It might just be because I think Selena Gomez is so cool. Much cooler than Miley. Another one is Secret Life of the American Teenager. It's really dumb, and the acting absolutely sucks, but where am I every Tuesday night? Doing homework? Nope. Watching this dreadful show. I LOVE Extreme Makeover: HomeEdition. No matter what, it always makes me cry. But, I love it! And then there's all those reality shows...I told you I have a lot. I'll be done.

Favorite Stage Shows: I haven't seen many shows...or been in many, for that matter. Never seen a show on Broadway, either. Apparently I'm missing out. But I've seen Wicked, Legally Blonde, Annie, Peter Pan, and Les Miserables. I was forced to sit through my friend's school's production of High School Musical (she was Kelsi), and, much to my dismay, I hear they're doing High School Musical 2 this year. She got Kelsi again. As far as the shows I've been in, I'll start from the beginning: The Music Man (I was a lead dancer! Shipoopi!), Once on this Island (Ti Moune...excuse me, while I puke), and Annie (Cecile, as in, "...will pick out all your clothes," and one of the Boylan sisters. let's just say, they reused the dresses from Shipoopi, with a boa thrown in the mix). I also helped out with the little kid's show at my school last year. It was 101 Dalmatians, and kinda cute. This year, I'm helping with Aristocats, and I'm trying out for Aladdin. Wooohooo...

Favorite Music: My iPod has 664 songs on it, from country, to showtunes, to the one and only Jonas Brothers song (yes, I like Lovebug. It's another one of those guilty pleasures I spoke of earlier). I'm in love with David Cook!! His new album is a gift from GOD. Plus, the lyrics of Time of My Life are typed and taped to my door. I also love Taylor Swift. I guess you could say that she's my role model, but I don't stalk her or anything. Her new album also makes me smile, and the lyrics of Change are typed and taped to my door, right next to Time of My Life! They are my two favorites, but I also listen to Paramore (Hayley Williams is so cool), P!nk (some songs), Bruce Springsteen (absolutely ROCKS MY WORLD), Avril Lavigne (come one...Girlfriend? You know you watched her profile on Entertainment Tonight and danced to that one), Carrie Underwood (seen her in concert three times. LOVE HER), Julianne Hough (singer and a dancer? my kinda girl), and a bunch of other random songs (check out my song of the week!!). I've recently taken to liking the Veronicas, too. I also like showtunes :.

Pet Peeves: I have many of these. I'm sorry, girls, but the Jonas Brothers' pants make me cringe in horror. They should be illegal. Other things that relate to the Jonas Brothers, such as High School Musical, Camp Rock, Hannah Montana, also get on my nerves. Also, when people make very noticeable grammar/spelling mistakes in their writing. It's called proofreading, people! Umm, I also hate when people change their stories/opinions to please certain people. It's totally dishonest to them, and to yourself, and people should stick with what they believe. It's the fly thing to do.

Fighting Irish!!

Stop global warming! All the Reeses will melt!!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

The Right Guy:

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat,

or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Below questions answered on January 9, 2009 beginning at 7:30 p.m. on the dot!)

What was the last book you read? Twilight. I've restarted the series for the third time, so that was the last book I read.

What's on your T.V right now? My TV is not on...

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Myself...something about having to get a life...

Where are you? In my room, sitting in my computer chair, at my desk

What was the last thing you ate? A cheeseburger, tater tots, vegetables, and pears (for dinner...I'm really not that fat...)

What's your personality like? Random, honest, outgoing, weird (to some)

Who do you have a crush on? Just got over some (real) guy, so now I've moved on to a fictional guy! Go Emmett!

What was the last thing you thought? I just typed the answer to the previous question, so I was thinking about the guy I just got over, and how ridiculous I realize the whole thing was

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? An elephant, and Sarah Palin

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy Emmett Cullen. But I'm sure he's worth a lot more than that...

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My cell phone

What are you eating/drinking right now? A bottle of orange juice

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? I'm writing this...

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "the palm of my hand with a ruler, and made me stand in the corner" (To Kill a Mockingbird)

What's it like being you? AWESOME.

How tall are you? 5' 6"

What book are you currently reading? New Moon (for myself), and To Kill a Mockingbird (for school)

What music are you listening to? Fearless (the album, not just the song), Taylor Swift

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? my school website, which I will not display :P

What was the last thing you cooked? Psh! I can't cook!

What color are the walls of the room you are in? Three are white, and one is a light shade of pink

Do you know who the governor of your state is? Actually I don't. I think that's a bad thing.

Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup. But, I put sour cream on everything.

How many different programs are on your computer right now? So many...

Have you ever been water-skiing? No :( I want to. Animanga128 was gonna teach me this summer, but I never made it down to her shore house.

What is the weather like? Cold, windy, and snowing (lightly, but it's comin down!)

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? I'm going to camp somewhere (actually, two different places), and I think we might be taking a family trip. Idk. It's six months away.

(Below questions answered on January 21st, at 4:26 p.m.)

1. First thing you wash in the shower? My hair..

2. What color is your favorite hoodie? My favorite hoodie is my school sweatshirt cause it's cozy, and that is yellow

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? It was my dad when I was leaving for school this morning, and I'll probably kiss him again when he comes home from work today...

4.Do you plan outfits? Only for special occasions

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? God-awfulll

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? My cell phone

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? aim

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? Umm...no comment?

9. Did you meet anybody new today? No

10. What are you craving right now? Ohmygod cotton candyyy..

11. Do you floss? Yes

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? sicknasty

13. When was the last time you talked on aim? Hahahaha well, prolly this summer sometime

14. Are you emotional? Ugh very. I can't control it.

15. Would you dance to the taco song? If I knew what it was, sure

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? I've never been that bored

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? With a spoon...?

18. Do you like your hair? Some days

19. Do you like yourself? Some days

20. Have you ever met a celebrity? Almost...it's a long story

21. Do you like cottage cheese? I don’t know.

22. What are you listening to right now? Single Ladies, Beyonce

23. How many countries have you visited? Other than the one I live in, I've been to Canada and Portugal

24. Are your parents strict? When they have to be

25. Would you go sky diving? Hmm...maybe

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Absolutely not

27. Would you throw potatoes at him? Absolutely

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? YES! I have a very sparkly wreath on my wall.

29. Have you ever been in a castle? I went in one in Portugal, and I'm counting Cinderella's castle, too.

30. Do you rent movies often? Haha more than I should

31. Who sits in behind you in your math class? No one...we sit at tables, and I'm sort of against the wall.

32. Have you made a prank phone call? Hell yeah

33. Do you own a gun? I’m a thirteen year old girl….do you think I do?

34. Can you count backwards from 74? I would love to say yes, but oddly enough I’ll probably mess up.

35. Who are you going to be with tonight? The people at my dance studio

36. Brown or white eggs? White?

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yeah

38. Ever been on a train? Yes

39. Ever been in love? Once again, I'm a thirteen year old girl!

40. Do you have a cell-phone? Yeah

41. Are you too forgiving? I think I am...I forgive, but I don't forget

42. Do you use chap stick? I live off of chapstick

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? Going to school...she probably has basketball practice

44. Can you use chop sticks? Proud to say that yes, I can

45. Ever have cream puffs? No

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Considering I have no clue what that is…no.

47. What was the last question you asked? I asked my mom how her day at work was

48. What was the last CD you bought? I bought the DAVID COOK CD. It's called DAVID COOK.

49. Boys or girls? If the question is: Do you like boys or girls?, then boys, of course. But if the question is: Would you rather hang out with boys or girls?, then I'd have to say both.

50. What is your bus number for school? Whatever my mom's plate number is

51. Is your hair curly? Nope. Naturally straight.

52. Last time you cried? Yesterday, actually

53. Ever walked into a wall? I've broken my toe from running into the wall, actually

54. Do looks matter? No

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? Yes, but it doesn't fit anymore

56. Have you ever slapped someone? Ooh, yes. If you haven't, I recommend it. It's very stimulating.

57. Favorite time of the year? Fall

58. Favorite color? Purple

59. Are you sarcastic? I love being sarcastic

60. Do you have any tattoos? No

61. The last person you held hands with? I can't remember

62. Do you sleep with the TV on? No, I sleep with my iPod on though

63. Where was your default picture taken at? What?

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? No. Only one.

65. Do you like your life right now? Right...now? Yes, I suppose...

66. How often do you talk on the phone? Every day, pretty much

67. What is your favorite animal? Cats. I looove kittens...

68. What was the most recent thing you bought? My Life Would Suck Without You, by Kelly Clarkson, on iTunes

69. Do you have good vision? Yea

70. Can you hula hoop? I'm a beast at hula hooping

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? I've never been there, but probably not

72. Do you have a job? No

73. Can you handle the truth? Depends on what that is

74. What are you wearing? Pajama pants and a long sleeved Aero shirt.

ME (on the phone with my friend M): OMG!
M: OMG! WHAT?!
ME: There is a bug on the floor!
M: Ahh! Describe it.
ME: Well, it's huge, and it looks like a thing from the prehistoric times...
M: It's Osama Bin Laden!
ME: o.0
M: Quick! Hit it with an atlas!

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MY FRIEND C: (on IM) hey Brokavich!
ME: umm wat?
C: Brokavich!
ME: thats not my name...
C: wat? well ur gettin a legal change. 2moro. at city hall.
ME: only if u come with me
C: of course

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MY FRIEND CANDYK8: (to QUIBBLY): Look! She put a star next to my name! I wonder what this must mean!
QUIBBLY: (pays no attention to her)
CANDYK8: (turns to me) She put a star next to my name!
ME: That's so great...
CANDYK8: I bet it means I have star powers!
ME: ...
CANDYK8: (spinning around in her chair, singing) Star powers, the girl who has STARR POWERSSS!!

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MY (OTHER) FRIEND M: I seriously thought it was called How to Kill a Mockingbird.
ME: Ohmygod!
M: Yeah, I was typing it into the library catalog, and it wasn't coming up!
ME: That kind of thing could set off the FBI!
M: Shut up.

(later)
ME: How to kill a mockingbird. Step 1...
M: SHUT UP!

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MY MOM: Why do you like him anyway?
ME: I don't really know. Now that I think about it, it's sort of wrong.
MY BROTHER: (having been listening from the backseat, and knowing exactly who we're talking about) Everything about him is wrong...

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JASMINE (from Aladdin, a quote from the movie): Just...go jump off a balcony!

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MY MOM: (looking at a picture of David Cook) He's gay.
ME: (drops my juicebox) NO! HE ISN'T!
MY MOM: How do you know?
ME: ...
MY MOM: Does he have a girlfriend?
ME: We are meant to be...
MY MOM: Gay.
ME: You think every celebrity is gay.
MY MOM: Umm...because they are?

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ME: (to the kid I stalk...aka, C's little brother) Hiii!
THE KID, N: (seeing me coming) Crap. (turns the other way)
ME: No! Come back!

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MY FRIEND E: (looking through the yearbook, to me) Hey! It's you! (pointing to a picture of me)

(later)

ME: (looking through a magazine, pointing to a picture of a deranged looking cartoon chef) Hey! It's you!

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MY LA TEACHER: Yeah, I just think Chase Utley is the ugliest human being on the planet.
ALL THE GIRLS IN THE CLASSROOM: (gasp)
THIS KID (a boy, mind you) J: Oh no, she didn't!

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MY FRIEND C: I hate you.
ME: (knowing this was normal behavior) Ok.
C: (stage whispering) I'm sending you mixed signals. (walks away)
ME: ?!
MY FRIEND E: (walking up to me) He looked up "How to Win a Girl's Heart" on WikiHow.
ME: Ummm...and?
E: It told him to send you mixed signals.
ME: As if he wasn't confused already...
C: (as if on cue, ran up behind me and picked me up by the waist) I love you!

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THIS WEIRD GIRL, C: (coming up to me, wearing a pirate patch, eating licorise) Aunt Jemimah!

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Will be adding more quotes later. When they come to me...

01.21.09: Second chapter in progress.

01.18.09: Sorry, I haven't been here in a while, but I've been super busy. I have one chapter of my story complete, but I wanna write at least three more before I post it. I don't really believe in writing one and then posting, because who knows when else I'll find time to write any more? I want this to be a success, so I'm writing a lot at a time, and posting them each about a week apart, so I can give as many people a chance to read it as possible. I'm taking this extremely seriously, in case you haven't noticed, so I'd appreciate it if you'd spread the word. Look for about two weeks for the first post. Title...undecided, right now. But, hang tight!

01.09.09: Yeah, I've just completely lost all hope there ever was with this goshdarn story. Besides, when I was on the computer trying to edit it yesterday (because, what else do I have to do?), my brother came up and hit delete. He thought it was pretty funny. I didn't really think so. So, the story's gone. How sad is that?! So, even if I figure it out, the story will still be gone. To make matters better, now I can focus on my chapter story!

01.06.09: Still nothing...I'm really sorry, everyone.

Come on baby, we ain't gonna live forever...

Peace, Love, and Emmett!

~luckoftheIRISH19