So I've been thinking... does this armor make my butt look big? anyone? hello? ... no one's there... works for me! thank goodness, know I don't have to put up with those whiny ass peop... oh there you are.

Hey people, Dark Leader here. I am a elite gamer and i absolutly love video games! my three favorite video game charecters of all time are (in this order) Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, and Shadow.

Name: nanyo buisness dumbass!

gender: male

age: i'll give you a hint... its not 20 or 18 and it's 16

I think I'm suffering from Random Trivia Syndro... did you know you could set C-4 on fire and it won't explode?

"ha... Nationwide is on your bitch!"- me making a random comment on a friends joke.

"Holy mother of hell!"- Connor, one of my best friends, while he flipped over his 4 wheeler

"move your fat ass out of the freakin way, Ike!"- me, playing Brawl with a couple of friends going after a smash ball.

"Blast! oh look a penny!"- Stewie from family guy

"Okay. I need a beer." Sam from Burn Notice.

"Mine! Mine mine mine mine!"
"Literally!" - me and one of my friends going after a smash orb... and running into a motion mine.

"Suckers!" -Stickmen on Crack 2

"Shut up India... no one likes you." Me when India tried to make peace with me... after killing half their entire force on my single knight army (civ revolution)

"Operator!... yes...yes...yes...no no no...yes...yes... size 36...yes...yes" Monty Python's Flying Circus (Best comedy show on Earth!)

"Mothe What!" - Nathan using a Gears of War mulcher.

"Momma No!" - David getting shot at.

"Conner!" sticks grenade on conner - Nathan... again

"Eat it!" - Me shooting a Locust in the head with a shotgun

"So hows everyone doing?"
"I'm dying!"
"Okay..."
"I'm on Shrooms!"
"Okay... Conner's dying and (Censored) is on shrooms... we're boned." - conversation between me, Nat, and Conner.

"Behold! the power of worldbuilder! and massive overkill!" me, utilizing the Civ 4 worldbuilder to give me 40 fully promoted tanks.

"Take it!! Take it!! Eat it you freakin Ganados!" Me (naturally) with an infinite rocket lancher and infinite tommy gun.

"This is not a song, it's a sandwich! what would make you think otherwise? This is not a song, it's a sandwich! no more of your vile rotten lies!" Psychostick (greatest humorcore band ever!!)

"No! I have had enough! Enough of you people and your constatly asking me for alcohal! Geez, it seems like half the population of the world are acloholics! And its always some drink from a far off land or something that is impossible rare! i have had enough! go get your own booze!

Geez man... All i wanted was a beer from the table behind you...

Oh... i'm sorry about that, i'll go get it for you.

No, not anymore. you threw me off my drink. Here, just take your trinket and go." Some wierd conversation in a game (that i will not name).

"Alright! I'm back to myself!

I'm back to Don Patch!

I'm back to wishing I was someone else!" -Bobobo-bo bo-bobo (greatest anime ever!)

"You ate my Tator Tot!" -Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

"Congratulations! You just won the trout on a stick eating contest! Even though it wasn't on a stick and it wasn't trout!" -Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

"Don't bother, your polygons are as effective as single-ply toilet paper." Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

"Today Bobobo went to a fish market in outer space

'Hey Freak! Do you have fresh fish?'

'Sure thing. We have fresh Andromeda Fish, but you've got to be from outer space to get one. Ha ha, ha ha.'

So Bobobo calmly destroyed a nearby star.

'Give me one of those fish Freakazoid!'

'No way rude boy! You're blonde with a wierd looking head!'

'Wobble wobble wobble'

'Wierd looking? what've you got, Jelly for brains?'

'Wobble wobble wobble wobble'

A shopping list would be more interesting than this diary!" -Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

"Mama! Bloody zombies mom!

I keep telling you Don Patch, I don't like comidies!

Okay, be right back!

Poor boy, he's about as sharp as a bowling ball." - (you guessed it) Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

"The next game is... a pointless test of how high your IQ is in a puzzle game!

It's so hard I can't even turn it on." -Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

"Hey i'm talking here! I don't need that box! And why am I dressed like a colorblind prom date?

Princess!

Princess!

My prom date!

We're here to seize your kingdom! YAH!

The princess is thrashed ow, jolted owowow, and zapped ah! Fortunately she's wearing a pettycoat. Game Over, please deposit 50 cents for another 3 minutes." -Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

"When humans lose their job they just move on to another one and lie about the first one!" -Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

"Go get your own art program! You fairy!" -Monty Python's Flying circus

"Noone takes down his allies like I do." -Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

"Multi-Vitamin! C C C C C C C C C C C C!" -Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

"I'll tell you what's more important than money. Here it is! It's, ha hahaha, it's Eggplant! Just kidding, that's not it." -Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

"Eat it Tubby!" -Interfriend trash talk

"'What's the matter with you?! Shoot!'
'You ate my gun!'" - Metal Gear Awesome

Name:Colossus the fox

Gender and age: male, 24

Discription: 5’11”, black fur, red and blue swirled eyes, white tail tip, wears a black leather jacket, has a element known as Lignum that is coursing through his body he can use it to boost his power

Abilities and Weapons: melts into shadows (he is black so its like camouflage). he has a belt that can store numerous weapons and items by shrinking them down and clipping them on, the shrunk weapons and items also have the benefit of being only a fraction of what they normally weigh. he is an black belt in all forms of martial arts and a master in numerous weapon styles. he can use his internal lignum energy to do several things.

Energy Charge- because Lignum is a awesome energy source he can use the excess energy to fuel machines.

Weapon Charge- All of Colossus's weapons are able to be containers of Lignum energy, enabling him to either increase the weapon's strength, or channel it back into his body when he needs it.

Hyper Mode- Self-Explanatory. he sends the Lignum in his system into overdrive, increasing his strength, speed, and defence, along with unlocking special moves only usable with the increased stats. However he can't remain in this form long, it drains his energy faster than sprinting the marathon. During Hyper mode, he develops orange lightning bolt-like symbols on his body.

Hyper Slash- the overflow of energy enables Colossus to charge his claws or weapons to cause a massive shock wave when swung or used

Hyper Drain- Oh Nos! Colossus is almost dead! not anymore! by using Hyper Drain he generates a massive invisible force field that when any thing enters, living or non, he absorbs the energy and will power the object had, abet it happens slowly so that the victim doesn't know its happening until they feel the strain.

Hyper Aura- With great power... comes great ass kickery! with this move (some people may know this move from somewhere) Colossus rushes his opponent(s) and slashes him(her)(them) then opens a portal and rushes his opponent(s) again from a different angle repeatedly. (to those who say "I've seen this somewhere." it's a change up on Riku's Dark Aura move in Kingdom Hearts)

Hyper Shot- I'll be frank with you. this move is so awesome, that i'm scared of it! and i'm the writer! Colossus focuses and sends his already overcharged Lignum energy into a critical mass state. he charges the Lignum into his fists and unleashes a massive hell fire storm of Lignum energy. after this move he is weaker than a person that sprinted a triathlon. but there is nothing to take advantage of him after that.

Personality: Dark and brooding on occasion, yet can be light and cheerful, mostly in the company of trusted friends

Background: Raised as a fighter he slew a Dark Phazzing Boar, one of the most deadly creatures in Dark Charson, when he was only 5 years old. Was exposed to Lignum when he was 14 at his rebirth ceremony. After that day he vowed to destroy all of what his people held dear. he destroyed his village and all who lived there were slain by his bare hands. he left his village to burn in the horizon and became a wanderer, bounty hunter, and mercenary.

Theme song (every one needs one!): Battery by Metallica

Name: Riuka the Fox

Age and Gender: 26, Female

Description: 5’9”, black fur, piercing red eyes, yellow tail tip, a grin that makes Colossus nervous (in a good way), one of the world’s greatest master thieves and assassins, black long sleeve shirt, deep grey assassin’s cloak, high-heeled soft hide boots, silk sash capable of holding weapons and items

Abilities and Weapons: master thief and assassin, special sash that holds lots weapons and items by shrinking them, high skill in all weapon types, black belt in all martial arts, high intelligence and very clever, carries a small tank of Phazon that she uses to boost her weapon’s power and durability when necessary.

Sneak Strike- stabs forward with her weapon(s) and in the shadow of the weapon a dagger rushes out for a kill strike

Phazon Charge- using the Phazon from her tank, Riuka unleashes the true potential of her weapon(s), increasing weapon’s strength and repairs it.

Hyper Mode- by pumping the Phazon in her tank into her body, Riuka’s body reacts to it and mass-produces Phazon, increasing her speed, agility, and endurance

Hyper Speed- using her Phazon increased speed, Riuka dashes up to her opponent and runs circles around them. Then she rapidity hacks them to bits

Obsidian Fire Crash- Riuka uses assassin training to summon massive meteors! The meteors fly around and hit anything in their path, instantly destroying it and sending sharp slivers of Obsidian Glass everywhere

Personality: Light and cheerful, willing to make new friends, complete opposite of Colossus (you might even say they complete each other)

Background: An assassin for hire, Riuka’s final mission was to kill Colossus and bring back his head. She failed, but almost won. After Colossus spared her and nursed her back to health, Riuka followed Colossus wherever he went, though he doesn’t seem to mind much.

Theme song: Strike of the Ninja by Dragonforce

Name: Higrokar Rockar

Specie: Dog (German Shepard)

Age: 49

Description: German Shepard fur, grey muzzle, deep blue eyes, 5'6", charismatic, wears a deep blue Russian Greatcoat, and a black headband over one eye

Personality: Crazy and carefree, Loves a good song, intelligent , charismatic, and a master musician

Abilities and weapons: A master of sound, Higrokar is able to manipulate the surrounding elements into a massive force of shock and sound with his guitar, uses an electric guitar named the Ultima Electric (Black and White Stratocaster, with whammy bar and several quick-select music play styles) and a special amp named the Flare Gunner (Blue and Gold amp, focuses the majority of the sound from Ultima Electric into a laser burst that destroys the majority of non living objects and nearly deafens living beings), able to memorize and replay any melody and song with one listen, his guitar contains a special play setting that when activated sends him into Overdrive (effects of Overdrive listed below)

Overdrive: Higrokar's fur turns dark and begins to glow with a strange psychedelic light. His voice changes in regards to what he thinks is suitable for what he is playing. His strumming and fretting speed increases dramatically. A large echo effect issues from Ultima Electric and destroys any non-living object while deafening any living being within the laser blast that issues from Flare Gunner.

Background: A resident of Solonica (see Sonic and the Reign of the Overlords) and Kingadent of the resistance. He has been apposing the Overlords ever since they took power.

Theme Song: All nightmare Long by Metallica

Name: Lateralus

Specie: Fox and wolf mix

Age: Unknown

Description: 5’10”, pure midnight black fur, soulless black pits for eyes with orange slits for pupils, has a vertical scars running over each eye, wears his Twilight Overlord cloak (think Organization XIII) and an orange headband (think Afro Samurai) around his forehead.

Personality: Pure Evil, also is insane (but can cover it extremely well), charismatic and a born leader, some say he is completely corrupted by Lignum

Abilities and Weapons: Master of all martial arts and weapon formats, has the same belt that Colossus has, only it is much more powerful (all things attached to it become weightless), has Lignum powers that are superior to Colossus’s due to the years of complete corruption by Lignum, cannot touch the Chaos Emeralds directly (the Lignum and Chaos energy react and burn him) but can utilize an amulet that holds a shard of each emerald (he slowly decays when he uses it though).

Background: Lateralus was the Number 1 warrior in Dark Charson. Warriors came from all over to battle him for the title, only to be beaten down and trampled on. He is the only survivor of Colossus’s wrath when Dark Charson was destroyed. After Dark Charson was destroyed, he left and gathered an army of followers, massive enough to defeat the entire United Federation, yet small enough to occupy and set up control at one city. After the downfall of the United Federation, he set up his own government of oppression

Ultima Charge: spreads his Lignum energy to animate nearby inanimate objects

Weapon Supercharge: stuffs his Lignum energy into his weapon until it nearly overflows, and sucks out any and all energy the weapon had.

Ultima Hyper Mode: a much stronger version of Hyper Mode, Lateralus’s power skyrockets to superhuman heights. Lateralus can stay in this form much longer than Colossus can stay in his.

Ultima Zerker: Lateralus charges his Lignum into his claws and charges his opponent, where he begins a massive frenzy of slashes, gouges, and rips into the oppositions flesh.

Ultima Wave: You may think that since Lateralus is completely corrupted by Lignum, that his power couldn’t go any higher… but you’re dead wrong. Lateralus sends every bit of Lignum in his body into overdrive, charges it in his hands, and launches it in a massive high-frequency burst of power. Although afterwards his power drops drastically due to fatigue.

Theme Song: Master of Puppets by Metallica

Name: Heero the Cyborg

Specie: Wolf

Actual Age: 4

Appearance Age: 21

Description: white-gold fur, with a scar on his chest (around the heart area), has four retractable metal arms in his back, wears black fingerless gloves and glasses (just for the heck of it.)

Abilities and weapons: Extremely good with technology (due to the fact he is technically a computer), can channel electricity through his metal arms to power terminals or zap people.

Personality: Insane, always willing to do stupid stunts, even in battle he messes around.

Background: TBA

Theme song: The Dumb Song by Psychostick

Below is the random crap i found on other people's accounts... what? i like looking on other's accounts... nothing wrong with that! or is it?

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed... If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.

this next one made laugh so hard if i could throw up my lungs i would have.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come to the dark side (we have cookies.)

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, copy/paste this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (umm... how bout my entire junior high football team?!)

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think that cool people are annoying stuck up snobs, copy this into your profile

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste the above into your profile if you are a TRUE Sonic fan

If you think BioWare fucked up the Sonic franchise with "Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Greek Mythology for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of all people have some form of social networking profile. if you are one of the last 2 who don't, Copy and Paste this to your profile... You hypocrite.