Arranged marriages don't always end up like in fairytales. While the fairy is messing around somewhere and not doing her job, the magicless tale involves fist fights, confusion, denial and a whole lot of sadistic remarks. OkiKagu

At times like these, we can only hope to stop before 1000. Frain

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?

Katsura has gone missing, and now Gintoki must embark on an epic adventure to save him! Or at least that was what the script said, but then space pirates burned it and hijacked the plot. Sexy pirate chicks, ahoy!

England is drunk and horny and might not be so opposed to sleeping with France, so France does what France does best. France/UK

England's sleep is interrupted by the very inconsiderate nations in the room next door and he is forced into a rather illuminating conversation with his oldest acquaintance.

Ichigo has an urge to do something unusual to Ishida. R&R Please!

It wasn't love. France x Austria

Just some sexy FrUK rubbing each other in a bathroom. The clothes never come off. Yaoi.

He deceived himself, making her gestures into love and his promises into cages. Kira/Hinamori. You'll just sit there wishing you could still make love.

When it comes to Sweden, France is sure of three things. Kink-meme de-anon. M for a reason

Why do you hate me so much?" With a scoff, the hollow gave Ichigo the obvious response: The King was weak. But deep inside, he knew the real answer. "Because you betrayed my trust in you... aibou..." Full story of Ichigo’s hollow. The true reason why.

For the ones left behind, the survivors, life goes on. The twelve months after the events at Yellow Box.

Spain very much dislikes celery. He would say that he hates it but he wouldn't want to hurt the little vegetable's feelings; after all, all vegetables are precious in Spain's eyes.

France looks up at him, something strange and soft dancing in his cobalt eyes. "Just let go, mon chéri," he whispers hotly against Sweden's lips, "I will not let you fall."

I don’t like making eye contact with people, it’s too direct. He says I hide behind my goggles; I say the world looks much friendlier tinted with gold. The world as Matt sees it. The Wammy days and beyond. Matt x Mello Complete

Song-Fic Drabbles. Random drabbles that come from many different songs mostly Decemberists and Morrissey. Rated for yaoi and/or coarse language First Chapt: "The Tain parts I, II, III, IV, V Second Chapt: "On the Bus Mall" Updated whenever

-Shunsui x Chad- He was the first to break him. He will be the last.

Renji makes Ichigo an offer he probably could refuse, but why should he? Renji/Ichigo PWP. Warnings: Role playing and some D/s

Shinji x Orihime. Three part oneshot. A really horny Shinji comes to terms with his craving for an orange-haired human. Anime and Manga SPOILERS.

Renji is a part time phone sex operator, Byakuya is a high powered CEO, mostly alone in a foreign country... their lines cross.

The apocalypse has arrived. The sun has exploded. Pigs have grown wings and the Amanto are finally leaving this God forsaken planet to graciously give it back to the samurai... Rated for Language. \\OkiKagu/ OneShot.

These must have been the underwear that Spain wore when he did all that bullfighting business because, bon Dieu, France had seen the pants that Spain wore and they were tight.

I'd take it kicking and screaming, but for you I'll keep my mouth shut. So, so bittersweet and battered. MelloxMatt, slightly Mattcentric. Rated M for abstract sex.

OR WHO'S PUNKING WHOM Hisagi with the help of Renji, Ikkaku, Kira, Yumi, is forced to complete a series of silly Hercules-type tasks from Shunsui in order to win Nanao's hand which he doesn't want to begin with. ShuuXNan. Humor/adventure/romance/revenge!

Gintoki dies. And I suck at summaries. Rated T for language and dying scenes. Bleach/Gintama Crossover. Later possible pairings and multiple parodies. OOCness and many, many, many, many flaws. On haitus due to writing of other Bleach story.

Chapter 21: The Fourth of July Special: Happy Birthday America! Includes magical speedos, double the America, and fireworks!

When a select group of the Gotei 13 lieutenants get together for sake night, they always seem to end up telling racy stories. Since Renji's just back from visiting Chad & Ishida in the Living World, he has a story to share this time. Chad/Uryu

No matter your intentions, there will come a time to face the consequences. Pay up. Or get repossessed. Mello x Light... sort of. You'll see what I mean. Rated for lots of violence, some sexual themes, and the foulest language available to humanity.

Set in the ‘I Come To You In Pieces’ universe. Ikkaku and Yumichika have offered a way of comfort for Shuuhei after the messy end of his relationship with Kira. Warnings: Yaoi, threesome, voyeurism, language.

What happens if Matt and Mello found a way to fake their deaths and escape the manipulation of both Kira and Near? Will they ever be able to live happily? WARNING: brutality, abuse, rape, blood, extreme psychological breakdowns, and drugs.

this contains... a lot of shit. someone's a little high, halucinations and that kind of things. I suck at sum's '... title taken from the song "sober" by Pink.

Three years after the fall of Kira, Near continues his role as the successor of L with dutiful indifference. Even so, he is haunted by ghosts of the past—indeed, one comes back from the dead hell-bent on teaching Near how to live.

I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.

A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.

FINAL CHAPTER 01-05-09. Near could imagine the sound of Mello's discordant, ghostly laughter, "I had her first." Still competing with Near, even in death. SayuxNear, some MelloxSayu. Ongoing, R&R.

/a trainwreck collection of MelloxMatt/ - three: Even hardcore, chain-smoking gamers get a little insecure sometimes.

At eight minutes past seven, on an evening in January, years after the Kira case was shut and bolted, Matsuda steps out of his apartment, and turns left.

In which Yoruichi works on seducing Ukitake, and he finds it more interesting than paperwork.

MattxMello. Mello decides to go all 007 and infiltrate a rival mafia family. Unfortunately, all does not go according to plan...

It's strange, because Matsuda has never really been able to -hate- anybody, but for a while now he's thought that maybe he could learn to hate Near. For Bialy. R&R.

L, Light, Mello, and Matt are all dead. Near is the only one from the entire Kira ordeal left... or is he? When he finds that the tombs of his idol and rival have been desecrated and the bodies stolen, even the great N finds himself at a loss.

.A maddened, blackened backdrop to your musings. - Hichigo!centric - one-sided HichiIchi.

Matt had his reasons for wanting to follow Mello into oblivion, after all, and even if they were stupid, he wasn't. So he did. Matt from Wammy's onwards. Some Matt/Mello. Oneshot.

In which Byakuya and Renji drip a lot.

Gin/Zura. Katsura is moody on a regular basis, but lately he’s been uncharacteristically down. Gin is reluctant, but being a good friend, he’s there to help.

Bushido has seven virtues. Side fic to Nenju; rated for adult themes and some violence in later chapters.

Gintoki/Hijikata. Gintoki demands a parfait. Hijikata grumbles. Groping ensues.

Based on AFI's song of the same name: While trying to sort out their relationship, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are suddenly thrown into the investigation of a series of mysterious London murders.

UlquiorraGrimmjow A short ficlet about what happened after Grimmjow lost is arm. May continue in the future. Warnings: boyxboy, yaoi, blood...

Byakuya and Rukia make a mistake on the night Kaien dies, and it's both the reason why he never looks at her and why she's glad he doesn't. ByaRukia.

Once you know what you want, it's only a matter of time. MugenJin, postseries.

She was not always his haven, he was not always her Momotaro. Where the fireflies drift, there are more stories than most would know, each with so much to tell.

Ichigo doesn't make it in time to save Rukia from execution, and after Byakuya watches his sister die, he slowly breaks under the weight of the promise he has broken and the memories that remain. AU, Byakuyacentric.

[Akon x Hisagi] On their nights off, they play chess on the hillside. Akon almost always wins.

Jin's past and inner life, the nightmare in which he's been traveling, and how he makes his way toward awakening. Dark stuff, some implied violence, male x male sex in several chapters, lots of dream logic...

Where do happiness and ever after intersect? Post series, complete. FuuMugenJin.

There is no greater love than that between a man and his sumo wrestling beetle. Complete.

OneShot. More than just the heat of a summer afternoon is washed away when Kaoru confronts Kenshin with her feelings. Rated 'M' for mature content.

Oneshot. Takes place just before the very ending of Ep 26, and answers a pesky lil' question that's been bugging me. Contains spoilers and some mild lang. Short, sweet and cute, I hope you like it!

Mugen and Jin come to a quiet realization about needs, possessions, and the meaning of their deal with each other. Shounen ai, sorta romance, no smut. For Ariel, though she doesn't agree, but mainly for Gecko, 'cos she does.

Everyone thinks Jin is so passive.. Why is that?Smacktalking, followed by an unspoken challenge between two highly competitive people. Will they respect each other in the morning? M for content, but I've seen much worse.

One hot night, Jin and Mugen catch a glimpse of something not meant for their eyes. Jin tries to cope with almost certain temptation while reflecting on their journey. Mild nudity. Adult references. Spoilers to 12.

Jin, Mugen and Fuu have lust and angst and dead gardeners and STUFF!