Hai! If you've stumbled on to my little profile page, you either like what you see and want to know more about what I've written, or you're furiously pressing the 'Go back one page' button on your Firefox browser because you made a mistake and click on my name. Or maybe you're wondering "Who is the jackass that stole my username?" Welcome all the same!

I'm a post-college graduate (GO BUCKS!) and kind of a hermit who like bad jokes and pun, video games, and food. Between working at my bland part-time job, job hunting, and trying to complete my backlog of video games I keep buying I write for fun. So if you got questions or just want to chat then PM me. I'll talk back and answer what questions I deem appropriate. Also, if you find in grammatical errors in my work, please let me know. I try hard to spell check and reread everything I write multiple times, but English and I don't hang out on the weekends or say hi when we pass each other on the streets.

Lastly, if you ever see me online and want to play a game then hit me up. My PSN, Xbox Live, Steam, Runescape, and other games/networks I can't remember at the moment are all under the name Polarbearblu or rarely Polarbearblue. You'll know it's me because my avatar will always be an angry blue polar bear with a rainbow tattoo on its chest, if applicable.