Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.

UPDATED! Legolas's Story up! Something happend to young Legolas that made him very shy. can Thranduil, young Arwen, and Elrond find out what it is before it is too late?