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Poll: Possible Love Interest for Naruto: Naruto will run into these women in the future, so I figured I'd throw up a poll to see how people felt about them. The winner won't necessarily be the/a love interest. Pick two. Vote Now!
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Joined 09-11-12, id: 4251838, Profile Updated: 01-31-13
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

I do things like write, read, and work occasionally.


Naruto Stuff Since I Write That Here


Some sort of rant about how Kishi is ruining things/doing them stupidly. He is, but I'm lazy and there's a lot.

Holy shit the world war arc is taking for-fucking-ever.

Still no progress on the Hinata confession either. I don't particularly enjoy Hinata, but that loose string is pissing me off.


Things I Have No Idea Why You Would Want To Know, But Everyone Lists Their Favorites For Some Reason (Mostly So I Can Plug Things I Like)


Manga:

Shingeki no Kyojin (inspiration for Naruto's wire canisters came from this great horror/mystery/apocalyptic manga)

Veritas

The Breaker

Breaker: New Waves

Aiki

Bambino!

Sun Ken Rock

History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi

Vinland Saga

Denpa Kyoushi

GTO

Hellsing

FMA


Comics:

The New Deadwardians

Locke & Key

Smoke and Mirrors

Watchmen

American Vampire

Hellblazer

The Boys

Happy!

Why won't these stay apart damn it?

Books:

The Dresden Files

The Iron Druid Chronicles

Vampire Earth

Discworld

Dragonlance

Kane stories by Karl Edward Wagner (Darkness Weaves, Bloodstone, the Dark Crusade)

Gravity's Rainbow

Ender's Game

Anything by Robert A. Heinlein or Harlan Ellison

Why won't these stay apart damn it?

TV:

Community

Firefly

Highlander

Boardwalk Empire

Game of Thrones

Archer

Californication

Happy Endings

Sherlock

The IT Crowd

Spy

Macgyver

Mythbusters

Whites

Supernatural

Workaholics

Misfits

Sons of Anarchy

Why won't these stay apart damn it?

Movies:

The Last Boyscout

Unforgiven

The Man from Earth

Brazil

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

Dune

The Princess Bride

Scott Pilgrim

Gran Torino

Drive

Dead Man's Shoes

A History of Violence

The Fountain

The Fall

Dune

Blade Runner

Dog Soldiers

Why won't these stay apart damn it?

If you read through all those, kudos to you my friend.

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Merging Destinies by KyuubiGoku reviews
Across the Elemental Nations, partners are a must. They look out for each other, they have each other's back and they face the trials ahead of them. Each Nation has a Fate seal, a seal that binds two together forever. Condition, no affection can be used. Naruto has been alone, but he doesn't care. Will he accept his future partners or reject them? Naruto x Anko x Kurotsuchi x Mabui
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 327,824 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 3,622 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurotsuchi, Mabui
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5665 - Favs: 4,812 - Follows: 3,662 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 4,101 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
The Cure for Loneliness by DarkSmokePuncher reviews
A lonely 12 year old boy, who has no friends, no family, no one who actually cares for him, learns a technique that allows him to make copies of himself. What happens when he discovers they can have different personalities? M for a particularly potty-mouthed clone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,785 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Naruko U.
Fate's Gamble by Lupine Horror reviews
When Zelretch conducts an experiment and the being known to all as Fate intervenes Harry Potter's life is changed irrevocably. Now being raised by those who don't fit the definition of 'Normal' it is a very different Harry that is unleashed on the world. Or is it worlds? Disclaimer: This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 88 - Words: 927,883 - Reviews: 5120 - Favs: 5,006 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Harry P., Rider - Complete
Naruto's Butterfly by gadman85 reviews
While on his training trip with Jiraiya Naruto decides to do a summoning. While he does this summoning something causes it to go wrong resulting in something unexpected. This will change things for him and others. Rated M for adult situations, detailed fights and later romances taking a healthy direction.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,874 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Alice, Naruto U.
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 4,512 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5152 - Favs: 9,850 - Follows: 5,826 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 27904 - Favs: 23,497 - Follows: 15,366 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Prankster God of Huecco Mundo by AnisoulJ93 reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 5,481 - Follows: 5,555 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4944 - Favs: 6,243 - Follows: 4,111 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Iga Naruto by tibo reviews
Naruto, guided by a presence from the past, discovers a personal connection to a ninja clan long since lost to history. In a world shaped by endless war and constant bloodshed, can Naruto find a way to stop the cycle of hatred and free the world from the echoes of the past? Naruto /Mystic eyes. Intelligent, strong, grey Naruto. Naruto/Multiple women.
Crossover - Naruto & Basilisk - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 236,110 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 3,153 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Journey to the End reviews
What if Minato killed Obito during the Kyuubi attack? What would Naruto's world and life be like without a group of the most powerful missing-nins hunting him down? Smarter/Stronger/Grounded Naruto. Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,441 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U.