Um... This is a profile; it's not really important or anything.

I don't really want to talk to all of you, but because I have to I guess I'll tell you a little about myself.

Name: It's not that important what my real name is, but my nickname is Mao.

Age: Not important. Why do you need to know such things????

Taken or single: Single. Relationships are lame.

Best friend: I don't need friends. It's not like I have them or anything.

I'm currently watching the show sgt. frog... FROM MY MIND! ...Wait what.

Things I like:

Pirates

Generals

Power

Denial

Tsunderes (which I am not)

Wealth

Huge fancy hats

Self-confidence

Willpower

Things I hate:

Kululu. UGH! He's so annoying!

Keroro, also mildly annoying, but tolerable (if I happen to be nice enough for once to forget him)

Hypocrites

Ninja (Pirates are so much better than them!)

Romance

Love

M rated material and people who write naughty things. Because I would never do that. Ever.

If you think Kururu is awesome! copy and paste this to your profile

If you are a tsundere, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like Angol Mois, copy and paste this to your profile.

Stereotype time!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b@@@@. (I was made to do this!)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I just like to wear pants! Seriously!)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I just have willpower!)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm always NAKED, so I MUST be insane.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I like being unique.)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I HAVE NO FRIENDS, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling b#$.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a (&%. (It's called denial. Get used to it.)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so, I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not/I wasn't the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary Sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I come from a different PLANET, so I MUST be an alien.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bleep.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't HELP pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a LOSER.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm in DENIAL, so I MUST be a tsundere.
I constantly HIT and HATE the person I'm closest to, so I MUST HATE HIM.
I don't HATE the person I'm closest to, so I MUST like them.
I LIKE the person I'm closet to, so I MUST deny it constantly.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd.

Disclaimer: This is an RP account not owned by the person doing it. He/she does not own the character in real life.

Who the heck was that voice? Do you expect me to hear voices too?