WELCOME to my profile(¯`v´¯)
ALMOST ALL OF MY STORIES WILL BE NARUTOHINA SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!

Naruto chracters I DESPISE

1 sakura- she's a total BITCH that i will forever hate

2 sasuke-he's a total ASS wtf man run away for power i jus wanna mess him the FUCK UP!

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love to draw anime,watch anime,read manga and listen to anime music!!

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hinata:do i ever cross your mind
naruto:no
hinata:do you like me?
naruto:no
hinata:would you cry if i left?
naruto:no
hinata:would you do anything for me?
naruto:no
hinata:do you want me?
naruto:no
hinata:choose me or your life?
naruto:my life
hinata runs away in shock and pain naruto runs after her
"The reason why you don't cross my mind is because ur always on my mind
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you
The reason why I wouldn't cry if u left is because I would die if you left
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you
The reason why I don't want u is because I need you
The reason why I chose my life is because you ARE my life..." put dis on your channel if you are a NaruHina fan =3

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog, Fluff's Lady, night flame miko,SHINeeGIrl541

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used To describe
many situations:

1)Greetings...How the fuck are ya?
2)Fraud...I got fucked by the car dealer.
3)Resignation...Oh, fuck it!
4)Trouble...I guess Im fucked now.
5)Aggression...FUCK YOU!
6)Disgust...Fuck me.
7)Confusion...What the fuck?
8)Difficulty...I dont understand this fucking shit!
9)Despair...Fucked again
10)Pleasure...I couldnt be any fucking happier!
11)Displeasure...Fucking shit man
12)Lost...Where the fuck are we?
13)Disbelief...UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!
14)Retaliation...Up your fucking ass!
15)Denial...I didnt fucking do it, I swear!
16)Perplexity...I know fuck about it.
17)Apathy...Who really gives a fuck anyway?
18)Suspicion...Who the fuck are you?
19)Panic...Lets get the fuck out of here!
20)Directions...Fuck off.
21)Incomprehesion...How the fuck did you do that?

QUOTES:

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, once you've judged them, you're a mile away and have their shoes."

"If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them." - in the story 'Reloaded' chapter 9

'The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has limits.'

(Pick the stereotype that fits you...bolded are the ones that fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. ( i dress like them a little and i like their music.)

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own aconvenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be aconceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm an ITALIAN GUY, so I must have a big DICK. (lmfao XD)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZYCOLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (wtfbbq?)

I'mCOLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST becool and that's how Russians roll. (for ze motherland!!1!)

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (brazilian's are ace you dick.) ((lol joke, yourcool XD)) (((who am i talking to again??)))

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and beconceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

STORY IDEAS:

REALIZATION a naruhina story:Naruto takes some time to himself and realizes he's not a very good ninja.I mean sure he's taken down some foes but they were mostly luck and being underestimated.He has no fightint style,no bloodline, the only thing that make people notice him is the fact that he wears a bright orange jumpsuit and is a jinchuuriki, well not anymore.He decides that to protect his precious people he'll chang his view and himself for the better...for him that is.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are perverted and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever done something completely stupid for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

if you watch abriged series of videogames or t.v. copy and paste this on you account and list your name

Hokage of Dragons, Yakurenazea, SHINeeGIrl541

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

~total= 3~

() You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

~total so far= 9~

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

~total so far= 13~

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

~total so far= 17~

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 20~

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

~Total all together= 21~

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Girls are like hobo's. After a while, they get annoying and won't leave you alone.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap the bitch in the face.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

· What disease did cured ham have?

· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?

· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?

· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?

· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?

· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?

· What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?

· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

· How do you throw away a garbage can?

· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?

· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?

· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

Favorite: Hinata, Naruto, Shikamaru, Jiraiya
Least favorite: Sasukw
Crush: naruto shikamaru

Favorite girl: hinata

Favorite boy: Hidan
Favorite Kage: Raikage cause he fuckin rocks
Favorite villian: Itachi
Least Favorite Villian: Kakuzu

Person most like you: i DON'T KNOW
What you think of Choji: He's o.k.
What do you think of Ino: nosey and noisy
What do you thik of Sasuke: Retard who left his village.
What do you think of Lee: HIS FLAMES OF YOUTH BURN!!

What do you think of Neji: Fate has told him to be totally KICK-ASS
What do you think of Naruto: Going to become hokage...BELIEVE IT!!
What do think of Oro: HE'S A GAY PEDO!

What do you think of Sakura: UGLY BUM!
What do you think of Hinata: Cute
Ino or Sakura: Ino
Kiba or Shikamaru: Shikamaru!
Neji or Lee: Neji
Tenten or Temari: Temari
Naruto or Saskue: Naruto
Gai or Kakashi: Kakashi
Hinata or Hanabi: Hinata
Sasuke or Itachi: Itachi
Sharingon or Byakugon: Byakugan
Mind or shadow control: Shadow
Fire or Water: Water
Air or Earth: Air
Favorite Element: WATER COCK SUCKER!
Summon frog, snake, or snail: Frog
Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, or Taijutsu: ninjutsu
Weapon: 3 wakizashis
Chidori or Reasagon: Rasengan FTW
Shadow clone or Transformation: Kage Bunshin.
Who should Naruto be with: Hinata
Sakura: nobody.
Sasuke: nobody
Ino: Kiba
Choji: IDK
Shikamaru: Temari
Kiba: Ino
Hinata: Naruto
Shino: OC
Neji: Tenten
Lee: IDK
Tenten: Neji
Are Ino and Sakura too obbsessed with Sasuke? YEA!
Best Sensei: THE YONDAIME!
Should Sasuke die: HE BETTER!
Which girl looks better post-timeskip: Tenten and Hinata
What girl looks worst post-timeskip Sakura
What guy looks best post-timeskip: Shino AND Shikamaru

Which guy looks worst post-timeskip: Kiba wat's up with the leather 0.o
What's the best episode: we team seven tries to look at kakashi's face

What's the worst: wen naruto came back from the retrieve sasuke mission

Funniest: When Naruto got the onbu stuck on his back
Wierdest: Rasengan saga
Do Fillers suck: IDK
Dubs or orginal: Original
Anime or Manga: Either, but i prefer manga
Favorite manga chapter: Kakashi Gaiden.
Least: All of the chapters when Naruto was post-timeskip.
Have you seen the movies: Yea.
Are you a Narutard: yup
Have you cosplay-ed, if so, as who: nope
If not, do you want to, and as who: Karui
Do you own any Naruto items: nope
Have you read every manga: no
Have you watched every anime: yea
Was this quiz troublesome: answering this question is too troublesome.
Did you understand that "joke": Hell yea.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday