Epistaxis ep·i·stax·is (ěp'ĭ-stāk'sĭs)
n. pl. ep·i·stax·es (-stāk'sēz')
A nosebleed.

Scribbling his thoughts under a nome de plume so connected to him, the real world Epistaxis is a teeny lowlife, who experiences severe epistaxes as he tries to survive amidst the chaotic undertakings of life. Battling its tricks and tweaks for n-teen years, where n is the limit of function f(n) as n approaches maturity, Epistaxis inadvertently discovered the immortal joys of making love with fanfictions. Reading and writing them.

In factuality, Epistaxis knows nothing in the art per se. Epistaxis didn't even know he has dictionaries and thesauri at home. He flinched whenever hearing the sweet calls of his Grammar teacher. He was determined to save the poor lives of his arboreal friends just so no one could ever produce the abominable, tormenting horrors of a piece of paper to be used for Composition. He willed himself to burn all the pens and pencils, pentel pens and markers, highlighters and all the other tinted vessels of affliction just so he could liberate the world from Shakespeare and his conspiratorial verses, down to Meyer and her blood-tingling trash. He would have gladly decapitated Literature, the very fluid gushing through the veins of the society, powering the sleeping sense of the masses. Aye he would wreak the extinction of literary advances, even if North Korea and the United States decided to send us all in eternal damnation with the actuation of their nuclear ambitions.

That is how he loathed Literature and Communication Arts once in his existence.

And with the birth of online manga, bearing the last name of his affluent archenemy that is Literature himself, an unwitting enchantress that would later be the mistress of his life, his mind took a complete detour and indulged himself into skimming through the vast complexity of Japanese graphic novels.

And here he is now, fresh and refreshed, adulating the gala of tipping the keyboard and devouring the words on the monitor as if they were delectable. Epistaxis is currently enjoying browsing through the fandoms and he so desires you are enjoying yourself as well. Go on, read and analyze. Sow the seeds of happiness he once deemed ignorable into your life.