![]() Yo! What's up? I've had this account for a while and never bothered using it until now. Whoops. :P Hopefully I'll start writing something soon. I need inspiration dang it! D: Random quotes from my friends/family/teachers. My US History CP teacher: UH. UH. HUSH UP RIGHT NOW. DON'T BE FBB (Far Below Basic). EITHER WORK, OR FAIL IN SILENCE. TAKE OUT YOUR CRANS (that's how she pronounced crayons). I LOVE SAMOSAS. STOP IT, OR I'LL CUT IT OFF. My dragonboating team: PANDA POWER. WE ARE NOT KIDS. Show your nipples to your partners! LICK HER FACE. GRUNT AS ONE. ASSMAN. PEDOPHIL. See, this is why we can't have nice things! ALLAN, ALLAN, ALLAN, ALLAN, ALLAN. OH WAIT, IT'S STEVE. STEVE, STEVE, STEVE, STEVE, STEVE. OH WAIT NEVERMIND, IT IS ALLAN! ALLAN, ALLAN, ALLAN, ALLAN, ALLAN. Random convos I have w/ friends/family that make me LMFAO [Warning: some may corrupt your innocent minds muhahaha] _=the names of my friends & I won't reveal their names because they're private.] [My friend and I were talking about peaches, then we made our inner joke.] Me: Dude, have you tried Peach Pleasure from Jamba Juice? It's good! Friend: That sounds so wrong. Me: Hey! I didn't come up with that name! LOL. *Later* Doesn't a peach look like a butt? Friend: A butt? Me: Yeah! It's curvy, it looks like there's a buttcrack in the middle, it has 2 "cheeks," and it's furry! [My male friend and I talking about his female math teacher during AP Lang.] Me: You know, my friend who had Ms. Fas told me that she saw her grab dandruff out of her hair, sniffed it, then ate it. Friend: WHAT?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *Both of us laughed and we're nearly crying and turning red/pink.* OMG. AHHHH. I CAN'T HANDLE THIS. _ (me), WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS?! Me: I'm giving you a heads up! You know, just in case she does that again. :P *Laughs again* OMG I CAN'T BREATHE. End result: We laughed for almost 10 minutes straight, we're nearly tearing up, and we're sweating a little. Then he mentions this incident in my yearbook* [My male friend and I talking during AP Lang. He got braces so he has a lisp.] Me: Whath? I cant'th understandth youf. Friend: UH. UH. _(me)! [My friend was talking about how excited she was for the weekend.] Friend: I'm so excited for this weekend. Ugh I have so many projects to do. Me: No. You're supposed to yell and sound more sarcastic. Friend: OK. I'M SO EXCITED LIKE OMG I HAVE SO MANY PROJECTS TO DO THIS WEEKEND. I AM SO. F*ING. EXCITED. Me: _. You're not acting yourself! Have a Snicker. Friend: LOL. But you don't have one! Me: I know. :P [My friend from my dragonboating team and I are talking about food.] Friend: I like eating Pocky and ChocoPie. Me: So, you are what you eat? :P Friend: But, I'm fried chicken... Me: Wait what? I thought you said you like eating Pocky and ChocoPie? Friend: I do, but I also eat fried chicken. Me: Okay then. So you're fried chicken. :P *Later* So which would you pick: Pocky or ChocoPie? Friend: O.O That's a difficult question. DON'T ASK ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT. D: [My friends and I having nicknames for each other on Facebook.] Friend: , THE SPARKLY MOOSE FISHIE. _ (me), THE AWKWARD MILK TEA BANANA. , THE QUIET ANIME/MANGA VOCALOID CAKE. , THE BUNNY CHOCOLATE COOKIE. , THE QUIET MEXICO BAKA. , THE DISAPPEARED LOUD KPOP PIKACHU. now WHAT THE HECK AM I? Me: , THE POKEMON-OBSESSED YAOI SPOONER. [My dragonboating team and I getting ready for the race against the adult teams during the 2010 dragonboat race. Our team got free panda hats, and we were against Team Panda (Panda Express's team).] Team member: Okay guys! You see that team over there? Last year, they called us kids, and we raced them, chanting, "WE. ARE. NOT. KIDS." Let's show these people we can do this! Later on during the race* Team: WE. ARE. NOT. KIDS. PANDA. POWER. PANDA. POWER. PANDA. POWER. [During beach practice, one of the team members wanted to try calling, and she kept messing up.] Friend: Up, up, up! 4, 5, 6...SHIT. AW FUCK. CRAP. GODDAMMIT. Another friend: COME ON _! Friend: SHUT THE HELL UP _ AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN. [My friend who was at Arizona texted me while I went shopping.] Friend: There's a thunderstorm right now. Yoloswag. I'm going to go run outside and buy a milkshake from Sonic's. Me: Wow you're a badass. FRIENDS VS. BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter |
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