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 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. SUP MUNCHKINS? i'm shnoodle-bum i love love love my tv shows gossip girl's overrated kthx i'm a harry potter freak i support i'm actually a lazy bum i promise tho
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What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,342 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
I Believe I Hate You by idiotique reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley hate each other...don't they? Now appointed Head Boy and Girl, that means they'll be spending a lot of time together. Will they be able to stand each other for their last year of Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,137 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Never Stood a Chance by HorcruxFinder reviews
Although she was three years younger, Oliver found himself falling in love against all odds. Oliver's POV. A series of Oliver/Katie drabbles. Rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,194 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
The Missing Chapter by Josephinee reviews
An insight on Scorpius between 'Chronicles' and 'Paramnesia'. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Dear Mr C by 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed reviews
Sirius writes a letter to a certain Mr. Claus during the holiday season of his seventh year. MWPP era. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Unnecessarily Racy by Anaela loves who reviews
Misunderstandings are always amusing; Lily thinks she sees James flirting with another girl, and decides to give him a lecture on proper Head Boy etiquette. And ends up eating her own words. LE JP ONESHOT Rated for innuendo and language
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
New Hope by Anaela loves who reviews
James shows up at the Station on his first day of 7th year expecting the worst: that Lily Evans won’t be pleased he scored Head Boy, especially since she’s Head Girl. However, he finds that he is very much mistaken. Rated for language& innuendo LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's an Honor by mackgirl reviews
Rose and Scorpius have just had their first child... but what happens when they let their families know the name they have chosen? After all, it is a honor to have a child named after you... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
What I’d Do For World Peace by siriusly klutzy reviews
Everyone wants world peace. Well, what if the only thing you had to do to achieve it would be to snog none other than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Checkmate by Josephinee reviews
When Ron Weasley told his daughter to beat Scorpius Malfoy in every subject they got, she took his advice to heart. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
What's In A Name? by sillycucumber reviews
While doing rounds, Rose is confronted by someone desperate to tell her something. Something important.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Ink by nyakattia reviews
A word, inked into his skin. DL. Oneshot for Valentines Day.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Love and Quidditch by HorcruxFinder reviews
It didn't take Katie long to discover that life gets much more difficult when you're in love with your Quidditch captain. Will she be able to win Oliver's heart? And more importantly, can she keep it? Which is more important: Love or Quidditch? KBOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,293 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
About a Scorpion on the Fellytone by MintiNeko reviews
Rose Weasley calls her father to tell him about her new boyfriend. Ron doesn't take it well. implied ScorpiusRose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Scorpius M., Ron W. - Complete
Shrink in Law by coconutmandarin reviews
Kinomoto Sakura tells her therapist about practically everything she does with her hot new boyfriend. If she only knew that the man she's having sex with is her therapist's son...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,497 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Happy Christmas! by Lacklustre reviews
The Weasleys sat on the sofa, in one side of the room and Malfoy sat in an armchair in the other. Tension filled the air, so thick it would put the fog outside the window to shame. In the middle, the Christmas tree hummed unconcerned. ScorpiusRose!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Lord Voldemort and the Mental Stability Test by Harbinger of Doom reviews
Voldemort takes a mental stability test! Just a bunny i couldnt kill, Oneshot, humour, not meant to be taken seriosly. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by Justine83 reviews
Rose Weasley is finishing her sixth year, and now has to tell her parents about the young man she fell in love with. ScorpiusRose
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
Ron's Prediction by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ron makes up a crazy prediction for his Divination homework. :D "Yeah right Ron, like that's ever going to happen." said Harry. But little do they know......
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
123 ways to annoy voldemort by MelovesAxel reviews
It's really funny, I DIDNT WRITE IT MYSELF I FOUND IT ON ANOTHER WEBSITE but i thought it was worth putting it up for people to enjoy...the jift of the story is basically in the title its self.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Will by Lyndotia reviews
Oneshot. Lord Voldemort's will has been discovered! It appears to have been written just after his return, and hidden at Hogwarts of all places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Wonderland by eftee reviews
Syaoran's... not your average thief. And Sakura's not exactly your average cop. Mix them together and you get a not so average story of cop chase thief. Or is it the other way around? SxS. [COMPLETE]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,327 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Bound to Happen by Innocent Innuendo reviews
Basically, it was all Ron's fault for pointing him out. Rose x Scorpius, Post Deadly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Incentive by Saiyachick reviews
/RosexScorpius/She gave me the same gentle smile like she had many years ago. 'It’s an incentive to make sure that you don’t stop chasing me because one day I might slow down enough for you to catch me.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Brush Up Your Shakespeare by Realmer06 reviews
Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
His and Her Boxers by Dingbat142001 reviews
Oneshot. “God Montana! What's got your panties in a bunch?” “If I could find them, I'd tell you.” Lindsay loses something, and Danny’s just not being that cooperative about finding it. Fluff!
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Sirius Nursery Tales by Laume reviews
AU, OOC. Lily and James go out, leaving Harry in his uncles'care, two of whom quickly learn never to let Sirius do the bedtime stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Rule The World, Again? by sarahyyy reviews
Voldemort has found a new way of killing Harry. Hilarity ensues! Read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Tongue Muscles by random smilie reviews
Did you know that the tongue's the strongest muscle in the human body? And we don't even have to excercise it! A slightly crazy LJ oneshot. In which Lily ponders on how to excercise her tongue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/14/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Newton's Third Law by formerlyknownasone reviews
Newton's Third Law states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. George Weasley shows Katie and Oliver that there are always exceptions to the rule...KBOW oneshot. Read, and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
13 Myths About Hogwarts That Needs To Be Corrected by formerlyknownasone reviews
The title says it all. Read this, and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Private Practices by metro.max reviews
Oliver Wood is a team player through and through. So why is he suddenly demanding a private practice with Katie Bell? [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Romantic Cynicism by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
KBxOW drabble. Katie, the everdetermined cynicist, decides to take a stand against the insufferable fluff of Valentine's Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
80 Things Voldermort Is Forbidden To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Avocado Kedavra! by jennifer snape reviews
The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Woo the Witch by ohsnap its potter reviews
Beastly Boy likes cheese. Lord Foxy likes women. Bookworm likes books. And the Incredible Hunk likes a certain girl named Evans. Lily can't help but wonder WHY she agreed to be everyone's Saturday night entertainment... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
James Potter's Birthday by ohsnap its potter reviews
It's James Potter's birthday, and he decides to throw it in the common room, which further angers the already angry mob that attempts to get past Sirius and Peter, who are in fact, bouncers. Meanwhile, Lily attempts to find him the ugliest gift. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Aroma by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Oliver decides to splay his heart out in a note to himself on a spare bit of parchment... One that Fred, George and Katie decide to highjack with interesting results. KBxOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The return of the Unreliable Keeper by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After the cursed necklace incident lands Katie in St.Mungo's, she's left to recover in hospital while thinking about a certain bloke who hasn’t got in contact with her since he left Hogwarts, until said bloke shows up for a surprise visit. KateOliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
In All His Scottish Glory by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
KatiexOliver complete. Fred, George, Angelina and Alicia come up with a plan to get Oliver to notice Katie in that way, with some interesting results... Only rated T for a bit of language, etc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
The Perfect Girl by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
What should the perfect girl NOT do? Oliver is making a list, but someone else is checking it twice. Oneshot. KBOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Mommy! by Emerald Griffon reviews
Voldemort can't sleep. Why? 100 word drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Ears like red traffic lights by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Ron Weasley couldn’t understand it. ‘It’ being life in general, of course, but at this particular moment, there was one exact issue that maddened him to no end. His ears. And more importantly, their fixation with turning red. RonHermione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Roping Me An Evans! by SousLeStylo reviews
[Oneshot] James Potter's grand scheme to capture the heart of one Lily Evans is finally looking up. Now all he needs is a pretty girl, a dark corridor, and some quick talking. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Seizing That Snitch by Phoenix Ruisse reviews
Katie Bell is having very vivid dreams involving a certain Quidditch Captain. When she confides in her dear friends, they, suspecting said Captain feels the same, perform a little spell to help things along...that, unfortunately, goes very awry. Much fun
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Out Of Print by gpoy reviews
LJ, one shot. Both Lily and James are taking Defence Against the Dark Arts. Both Lily and James need a textbook. Problem is, there's one copy left.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/12/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Pink Unmentionable by Squashes reviews
Oliver Wood is positively shocked when a horrid bit of bright pink clothing ends up in his Quidditch quarters. He is even more horrified to find that it belongs to one of his Chasers. What's a Captain to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2284 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Can I Snog You, Evans? reviews
“James, we say this because we care: your techniques suck.” LJ, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P.