Hello people whom I probably don't know!

Things About Me

1) I can't spell... No I really can't spell

2) I don't discrimate... I don't like anybody

3) I despise stupidity... most of it anyway

4) I may be a wee bit insane

5) I'm a pyro

6) I'm addicted to coffee

7) I'm a computer nerd

Some of my Fav. Quotes

-"Dont let the door hit you on the way out...Who am I kidding I hope you fall down the freaking stairs too!"

-"I am a leader.Not a follower. Unless its a dark place, then screw it, you're going first!"

-"Umm I have a question. -teacher walks away- "Oh okay thats cool, too."

-"I am quiet when you first meet me then...BAM!!!"

-"Why are you late to class!?! "Ha your lucky I came to school."

-"Everyone calm the fuck down, I'm drunk but I got this!"

-" I wasnt that drunk..."Dude you threw my hamster, saying 'GO PICKHACHU'!

-"I dont hate you, but if you were on fire and I had the water to put you out... I would drink it."

-'64 messages later and I regretgiving you my number...'

-"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny." - Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

-"Get real. No ones going to form a single line if the buildings on fire!

-"Seriously. Single line please! No panicking!" The building is on FIRE! What happens to those kids at the end of the line..."

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

-Sometimes I dream of being taken off by a giant squirrel... does that make me a nut?

-I don't discriminate... I hate everyone!

-"If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.” Dolly Parton

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen." , replied the congregation.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

-Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

-If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

- If you Love JASPER copy and paste!

-if you dress in Black on a HOTT day, copy an dpaste

- If you have thoght or do plan on naming your child/children Jasper, Emmett, Copy and paste

- If you live in your own world,Copy and paste

-Being UNIQUE is better than being C.O.O.L, if you agree, copy and paste

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (yea, so much its sad)

-If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

-If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile (Yeah..about that...)

-If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

-If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

-If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your siggy and add your name to the ever growing list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil genius of the C.O.C.A., Invader Miley Phantom,dAnnYsGiRl777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, WolfofDoom, Mizu-Kitsune10, Takaiteishu Naruto, Kitsumi-Hime, Insane Writer of Chaos, SuperAwesomeGangsterFish,What-A-Waffle

-Repost if you think Edward and Jake can jump in a hole and die, so Jasper can rule the world

-If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile