JustThatAnimeChick
 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. I answer to Emma, Jessica, Caylin, Liz or Elizabeth, or Monica. They are the charaters in my stories yet to be typed and published. I am a book geek, or a bookworm others may call me. I love to read fantasy, non-fiction, si-fi, and mythology books, so you can see why my favorite books are Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Bayern books, or Daughters of the Moon. But my heart will always be with Harry Potter. I love him. I have read the books 53 times. I know it might be a little bit over ther top but like i said its where my heart lies. And you should also read a good series called the goddesses of the moon. Never heard of them well look them up. Its a great series. I also hate stereotypes. I mean people are insane thinking you are thing that your not. I am very religous as you can see. But I also have this kick-butt, attitude towards life, and have been called emo, though I'm not!! Most of these things that i got i find fun or funny or completely explain me. Love ya all!! Em. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. But if you also hate stereotypes you'll love this: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. copy and paste if you agree 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Skylar 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Skyizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Wolf 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ann Mapleleaf 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Cabskebb 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Coke 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sophie 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sassy 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Peach Hurricane 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Green Patch Favourites Weasley? Ginny Weasley Character, Overall? Ginny Weasley Female Character? Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood and Hermione Granger Male Character? Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott Group Of Characters? Malfoy's gang Adult? Either Bellatrix Lestrange or Tonks Professor? Snape Ship? Hermione/Draco Ginny/Theo And Luna/Blaise Spell? Expecto Patronum Sweet? Pumpkin Pasty Place? Room of Requirements. Anything could go on in there and no one would know ;) Weasley Twin? Too hard to choose. Product? Not too sure Shop? Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. Least Favorites Weasley? Percy or Ron Character, Overall? Ron Female? Umbridge Male? Ron Adult? Peter Pettigrew Student? Cho Chang Spell? Expelliarmus Book? They’re all good Ship? Draco with any other girl or guy but Hermione. Hermione could be with either Blaise or Harry if she had to. Sweet? Cockroach Clusters Death Eater? Lucius Malfoy Shop? Borgin and Burkes Place? Askaban Professor? Umbridge or Trawney Harry Potter: Favorite Movie: At this point, Deathly Hallows Part 2 is above all :') But I love all the other ones just as well! Favorite Book: The same as the movies If you were an animagus...: I'd be a eagle or wolf, probably :) Thoughts on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2?: I could not stop crying... :') I loved the movie! Well except for the Hermione and Ron kiss and the part in the future when Draco's married. I hated those parts. DRAMIONE FOREVER. Your a book-aholic if... You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when: 1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron.) 2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss. 3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child. 4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway. 5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione. 6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him. 7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email. 8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash. 9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.) 10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. :) Hahahaha TAKE THAT DRACOxGINNY/ DRACOxHARRY / HERMIONExRON FANS!!! Harry Potter 10 Commandments (I took these from another profile...potato4's) 1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I. 2. You shall not take Harry Potter's name in vain. 3. Remember to keep release dates calendared. 4. Honor the wizards for gracing you with their presence. 5. You shall not kill squibs or muggle-borns. 6. You shall not love both Harry and Draco equally. (Even if you know you love Draco more.) 7. You shall not steal Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows from fellow fans to see how they will react when they can't read the end. 8. You shall not lie, for Dumbledore will know that you did anyways. (Curse that Veritaserum!) 9. You shall not covet Draco Malfoy. (After all, he belongs with Hermione.) 10. You shall not covet Harry's Firebolt, or his Invisibility Cloak. Harry's the bravest Ron's the most oblivious Hermione's the smartest Ginny's the toughest Neville's the clumsiest Luna's the weirdest Dumbledore's the greatest McGonagall's the strictest Snape's the greasiest Nick is the ghostiest Crabbe's the dumbest Goyle's the largest Fred is the funniest Cho is the sappiest But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :) At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came THE BOY/GIRL QUIZ YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. (I'm never at school with out mine) YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Best Damn ThingxX, Lov Rox, ShylyOutgoing, Silverleaf2157, GinnyWeasleysister 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly Stuff in italics and bold are the thing's I've done Out of 100 I have done/am doing 69 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out Copy and paste so all idiots can unite! I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas. I'm The Kind of Girl who would... I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes. I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart. I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's. I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. Q and A: Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? "I swear to drunk I'm not God!" Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. FRIENDS: Will dare you to embaress yourself by calling things out to your crush which hates the fact you like them but'll put up with you. BESTFRIENDS: Will yell "Y.M.C.A scratch you balls and say WHY ARE WE GAY?" to your crush just to embares you not caring about themselves. FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME, DID YA MISS ME?" FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass with his/her dad's base ball bat FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK , When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE I'm a sucker for the bunny. It really looks like one! And so does the cat! This is Bunny. (\_/) Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination! On the other hand, this is Kitty. ／l、 Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely Girls Heaven Doesnt want me and Hell think's i'll take over. Looks like your stuck with me. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder. I have reviews from teens and you don't. In your FACE James Patterson. There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.(heh heh see conversation with computer above tehe) Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it. Every book has an ending...but in life every ending is a new beginning The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. People think it must be fun to be a smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you suck. Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Imagination is more important than knowledge. The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!). On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you think those Dang kids should give the Rabbit the fricken trix, copy and paste this in your profile Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization If FAX is your drug, post this on your profile If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile. If someone has ever asked you what Maximum Ride is about, and they give you a look that says, do-I-really-hang-out with you? copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever called one of your friends Mom on accident, copy and paste this on your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile. If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile. If you used to be one of those girls who thought it was irrational to be in love with a fictional character, then read about Fang and changed your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, MangaFreak15, Hari-hime, GinnyWeasleySister If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their Ass Kicked! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?” No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!’ Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? "Don’t follow in my footsteps, I run into walls." "Don’t get mad, get even." “Halloween is the one night a girl can dress like a slut and no other girl can say shit about it.” “Sometimes you have to go through Hell to get to heaven.” Unknown "You say you've been around the block a few times...well that's because you were too fucking drunk to find the house." “It ain’t when you go its how you go.” "5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions." "667. Evil and then some." "Always forgive your enemies, because nothing annoys them more." "And to think, you're the end result of millions of years of evolution." "A nuclear war can ruin your whole day." "Are you a side effect of my medication?" "Behold! The All-American weapon of mass destruction: choking on a pretzel." "Boys are like pennies, two-faced and worthless." "Chaos...Panic...Disorder...My work here is done." "Come talk to me when you have some money." "Come to the dark side; we have cookies." "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." "Don't drink and drive; you might spill your beer!" "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself." "Don't tell me to watch my blood pressure. I have no blood!" "Eat right, exercise, die anyway." "Fight Organized Crime: Abolish the IRS." "For the record, I blame you." "Gnomeland Security." "Gone to my happy place. Back soon." "Goose a dragon and you're toast." "Happiness is like wetting your pants. Other people can see it and only you can feel it." "Have a nice day but leave me out of it." "Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?" "I did NOT escape. They gave me a day pass." "Idiocy is the essence of the male mind." "I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to." "I don't get mad, I get even." "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!" "If I die, I'm taking you with me! Oh...you're dying? Forget I said anything." "If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', what's the opposite of 'progress'?" "If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk." "If you want breakfast in bed, go sleep in the kitchen." "If you wish not to be destroyed, you will leave me alone." "I hate it when I get food in my sand." "I have a dream, and in it something eats you." "I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed." "I like it in my happy place, for they know me there." "I like stress. It makes me hurt people." "I'm an angel! I swear! The horns are just there to hold the halo in place!" "I'm not littering, I'm donating to the earth." "I'm only afraid of knives when you're holding them." "I'm too tired to tell the truth." "I'm up, I'm dressed, what more do you want?" "Instant Human: just add coffee." "I put ketchup on my ketchup." "Is there a hyphen in obsessive-compulsive?" "It's bad luck to be superstitious." "It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for." "I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead." "I've said it once, but it's worth repeating. Anime: Crack is cheaper." "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car." "Jesus is my best friend, but he never lends me money." "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." "Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard; be evil." "Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I thought, "Where the hell is my ceiling?" Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 272 words. The Ten Commandments had 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,297 words." "Manga: The Anti-Drug. Because when you're addicted to manga, how could you possibly afford drugs?!" "Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up." "My homework ate my dog!" "My life is too much for me to keep up with. I want my sippy cup back." "My mind works like lightning...One brilliant flash and it's gone." "No need to suffer in silence when you can still moan, whimper, and complain." "NO TRESPASSING. Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again." "Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool." "Of course I don't look busy; I did it right the first time." "Of course I'm out of my mind!...It's dark and scary in there..." "Of course violence isn't the answer. 'Violence' is the question and 'yes' is the answer!" "Only in America do drive-in ATM's have Braille lettering." "Only in America do pizzas arrive at doorsteps faster than ambulances." "Only in America do they sell hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight." (That's weird...The hotdogs I buy come in packs of seven...) "Only in America is the slowest traffic time of the day referred to as 'rush hour'" "Ow, my brain hurts." "Please do not throw anything or anybody into the fish pond." "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." "Self Destruct in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Have a nice day. (Explodes)" "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." "Smile. It confuses people." "Sorry, mind closed until further notice." "Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." "Sugar is good for you." "Take one step closer and I'll run away." "Tell me your sob story...I need a good laugh." "That which doesn't kill you...Will probably try again." "The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent." "The newscaster is the person who says 'Good evening' and then tells you why it's not." "The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them." "There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!" "There's too much blood in my caffeine system!" "They say I have A.D.H.D., but I just don't understa- oh look! A kitty!" "They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?" "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." "Tucking fypos!" "When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing." "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." "When life gives you lemons, throw them back in God's face and yell, 'Make your own damn lemonade!'" "Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?" "You can't spell slaughter without laughter." "You cry, I'll cry. You laugh, I'll laugh. You fall out of a window, I'll laugh even harder." "Your chances of getting struck by lightning increase if you stand under a tree, shake your fist up at the sky, and yell, 'Storms suck!'" "Your participle is dangling." "You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you." "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will leave gashes that will fester for all eternity." Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy, I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart |
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