Hello, I'm Fear Herself.

If you reading this then you just lost the game. Oh wait...so did I...

Well, I'm not too interesting. I live in a closet up in the North Pole and have a pet penguin named Billy Bob. Okay, I lied, there are no penguins in the North Pole.

I'm your typical wannabe actress-writer-historian geek with an obsession for Broadway plays (Wicked is my favorite with Next to Normal in a close second), science fiction and crime shows. I will not tell you my age, but you can probably figure out the general range. I don't bite, so feel free to talk to me. Quick warning though; I talk a lot, so if I get into a VERY off-topic rant, you're just the unlucky person who was the first I saw online. XD Ask any of my friends. Oh, and if it takes me a while to respond to your PM, sorry about that, I'm often busy with school. I've been known to take months to reply (if you did ever send me a PM, I'll reply eventually, I promise!).

Sorry if a story goes without an update for a while, I have a lot of work that needs to get done before I can write.

I'm on Twitter now! My God, it's pointless. But hey, it lets me annoy twice as many people; http://twitter.com/ScienceRebel

DeviantART (Yay for shameless self promotion!):

I am a Doctor Who, X-Files, Invader Zim, Torchwood, Castle, Bones, Criminal Minds, Glee and Stargate: Atlantis uber-fan.

Pairings: I'm not very big on it usually (there is the odd exception). I like canon pairings quite a bit, but I have my favorite non-canon ones.

Invader Zim: None/None. Self explanatory.

Doctor Who: Jack/Jenny, Jack/Donna, 10Rose (As much as they irk me).

X-Files: MULDER/SCULLY FOR EVER! It's impossible not to like, okay?

Torchwood: JANTO (:D Ultimate), Gwhys, Towen, Ianshiko & Myfanwy/Everything.

Castle: Caskett.

Stargate: Atlantis: Sheppard/Weir (Favorite non-canon. Ever. Influenced by my first SGA episode), Teyla/Sheppard, McKay/Keller, Beckett/Cadman, McKay/Elia (Don't lie, we ALL want to see this).

Bones: Booth/Brennan, Angela/Hodgins, Cam/Vincent, Sweets/Daisy (They make an adorable couple).

Criminal Minds: Morgan/Garcia, Reid/JJ, Hotch/Prentiss

Glee: Kurt/Blaine!

Crossover Pairings: Sweets (Bones)/Garcia (Criminal Minds), Jack (Torchwood)/Beckett (Castle), Tosh (Torchwood)/ Beckett (SGA),

My Stories: Down there. Go look if you want, although they aren't very good (I choose not to try hard with fanfiction since it's just for fun).

Possible Upcoming Stories:
(If you see something you like, let me know as it might persuade me to write it).

SGA: Death is Just a Small Complication: (Possible Beckett/Cadman, set after series finale). Running into your ex-boyfriend is bad, but running into your dead ex is even worse...

TW: A Light in the Darkness: (AU of episode five of COE). Steven turns out to be a lot more like his grandfather then anyone thought...

TW: Pretty Little Monsters: 5-year-old Melissa Moretti has a monster under her bed and asks her father to make it go away...

DW/TXF: The TARDIS Files: (AU of season 8 & 9). When Fox Mulder is abducted by aliens, his partner Dana Scully finds herself trekking the universe in a little blue box with a technobabbling Time Lord to get him back... (Collab with WishingWell44, will not be done until "Raise Your Hand" is finished).

SGA: Defying Gravity: Doctor Marina Thompson never expected to go into space, she never expected to fall in love and she certainly never expected to defy gravity, but somehow the Atlantis Expedition did all that. POSSIBLE Beckett/OC An elsewhere fic.

Bones: The Past in the Present: When Sweets goes missing the squints work with Booth to find him, but turn up some secrets along the way. Meanwhile, Sweets attempts to deal with the ghost from his past bent on making him relive it. Daisy/Sweets.

Bones: An Inhuman Heart: AU. FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth has seen his share of strange cases. But none as strange as the ones that he looks into with Doctor Temperance Brennan. From vampires with wooden stakes through their hearts to shrunken bodies, Booth finds himself a little out of his league dealing with the downright bizarre cases ofthe supernatural community. Luckily for him, he's got the Squints, Brennan's team of not-so-human scientists, on his side. With the help of Dr. Jack Hodgins, a vampire, Dr. Zack Addy, a werewolf, Angela Montenegro, an elf, Dr. Camille "Cam" Saroyan, a fairy, Dr. Lance Sweets, an empath and Brennan, a witch herself, Booth is determined to figure out this new world and prove that a human can take on the supernatural and live. Set in the Matterverse.

Bones: The Hollywood Couple: Sweets and Daisy know relationships are never like the movies, but that isn't going to stop them from trying to find their silver screen ending. Sweets/Dasiy.

Bones: Two-Way Turns and a Cup of Coffee: Booth, Sweets, and an all-night road trip, what's the worst that could happen?

SGA: The Ripple Effect: We've seen SGA-1 fly into action hundreds of times, but what about the other teams on Atlantis?

Criminal Minds: Mind Over Matter: AU. Aaron Hotchner and his team are the FBI's worst kept secret. Set in the Matterverse.

Glee: A New York State of Mind: Klaine. When Blaine and his family pack up and move to New York City, Kurt finds himself trekking across the great distance between them for the chance to say "I love you".

Glee: Creatures of the Night: AU. When less-than-friendly mystical beings begin to converge on Lima, Ohio, the resident supernatural outcasts band together in the disguise of a Glee club to protect their town. Set in the Matterverse.

Glee: Bad Romance: AU. It's the ultimate insult when your mother fakes her own death to get away from you. It's even more offensive when it turns out she's a wanted international thief, and has just used you as a storing place for her newest loot. It gets worse when other thieves want said loot, but the thing is your mother can't just steal royal jewels and old paintings like a normal international thief, she steals magical things, and this particular one is rather clingy. But hey, the fact that a top-secret organization just assigned a very good-looking secret agent to keep the object (and you) safe kind of makes up for it. Klaine.

The Matterverse
The Matterverse is the shared universe of a few upcoming fics; Mind Over Matter, Creatures of the Night and An Inhuman Heart.
In it, supernatural beings exist and secretly live among Humans. These stories focus on two sub-units of the Occult Crime Division (for the love of God, do not make an acronym joke in front of Taffet or Rossi if you value your continued existence). In An Inhuman Heart, it is the forensics division which is housed in the Jeffersonian. In Mind Over Matter, it's the BAU team of Aaron Hotchner who specialize in supernatural cases. The Matterverse is nearly identical to reality with the exception of slightly more advanced technology in certain areas.

WARNING: There is a new disease going around called "Torchwooditis" that comes from watching too much "Torchwood".
The symptoms include:
Crying over Ianto Jones' death
Wanting to punch Gwen Cooper
Understanding Toshiko Sato's technobable
Thinking Torchwood is real
And dressing like a 40's US air force captain.
If you have any of these symptoms, we advise that you see out a psychiatrist, a set of "X-Files"
DVDs, to copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list of those infected.
Spread the word!
Infected: Fear Herself

Quotations From Not-Such-Great Minds

I wish the money in my pocket would have sex and multiply ~breathe4lovetmrrw AKA Storm

If we ever get married, one of us will be dead by the Honeymoon ~Me

I am not joining your Power Rangers squad ~Soryn

"I see dumb people..."
"Crap, you can see me!?" ~Sparrow & Me

Birds: Some can fly ~John Leaf

Are there spaceships in space like the ones in "Star Wars"? ~The Science Class Ditz (What's sad is that she was dead serious).

If your brain is powered by a thousand hamsters running on wheels with nothing to drink but caffeine, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised ~Josh

Some people read to pass the time, others go outside. Me? I play God ~Soryn

Laugh at me now, but when the Zombie apocalypse happens you'll all be begging to hide out in my outpost ~Me

I'm an insane choir girl, the voices in my head sing in four-part harmony ~Choir Girl

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it is hard to pronounce ~Soryn

Sometimes your knight in shining armour turns out to just be an idiot in tin-foil ~Sparrow

Go back to your bridge, Evil Troll! You have no powers here! ~Me

Listen up, Niners! Any Star Trek fans in the house? A few? Well, for those of you acquainted with the series, there are these characters refered to as "Red Shirts". One or two usually beam down to a planet with Kirk, Spock and McCoy. You know what happens to them in every single episode? They die. Now here, the grade tens are McCoy, the grade elevens are Spock, the grade twelves are Kirk and you guys? You're the Red Shirts. Your mission is to survive this planet and rise in your Starfleet Rank. Not all of you will make it back alive -the stones are especially liable- but come June, those of you who have lived will...well, you lived! Now get to work or I'll phaser you. ~I never realized Niner-ing was so much fun!

Observe the brontosaurus. He is a herbivore and eats leaves from trees. He smokes the herb, man, cause that's what the herbivores do! ~The media arts teacher after stealing my glow-in-the-dark dinosaurs.

yaoiboy167: Who scares you more, me or Kate?
English Teacher: [Without hesitation] Kate. ~Everyone has that reaction to me.

Nothing says Friday like listening to dead poets while eating cookies and making paper toys. ~The Writer's Ink gang

Ask one more person to marry you and it's off to the nunnery. ~Math teacher after I proposed to half the class.

Why do people here deal pot? Everyone knows the real money is in caffeine. ~We actually do have a Coke (not the snorting kind, mind you) dealer at school.

Assassination: It's not two butts and a country. ~The English Teacher

Every time I try and talk about economics, he talks about sex! It's not a fair battle! ~The History Teacher.

The X-Files got me through grade 8 because I knew that if I was having a bad day, Mulder and Scully were having a worse one. ~It's true.

Talking to you is like listening to a radio that keeps switching channels. ~Watson

My parents got married in Vegas by an Elvis impersonator, that's why my middle name is Presley! ~Actually, it's Austen.

Much Better Quotations Than Mine
(Yes, pretty much typical "music that means something to me" teen crap).

They told me that the wiring was somehow all misfiring and screwing up the signals in my brain,
Then they told me chemistry, the juice and not the circuitry, was mixing up and making me INSANE.
~The Break from Next to Normal

And if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free! To those who'd ground me, take a message back for me;
Tell them how I'm defying gravity, flying so high, defying gravity, they'll never pull me down!
~Defying Gravity from Wicked

Nothing! They called me nothing! And Carp allowed it, which really makes me burn!
They were so helpful, they called me hopeless, until I really didn't know where else to turn.
~Nothing from A Chorus Line!

And if home is really where the heart is, then wer're the smartest kids I know.
Because wherever we are in this great big world, we'll never be more than a few hours from home.
~My Rollercoaster by Kimya Dawson

So I swim for all salvation and I swim to save my soul,
But my soul is just a whisper trapped inside a tornado.
~I Like Giants by Kimya Dawson

Somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly,
They fly over the rainbow, why then oh why can't I?
~Somewhere Over the Rainbow from The Wizard of Oz

You, I've mistaken for destiny, but the truth is my legacy is not up to my genes.
True, though the imprint is deep in me, it will always be up to me. Oh, I'm free at last.
~Genetic Emancipation from Repo! The Genetic Opera

Well my name's not Alice but I know how she felt,
When her world started turning into something else.
~Alice in Wonderland by Lisa Mitchell

One day you'll find that I have gone.
But tomorrow may rain, so I'll follow the sun.
~I'll Follow the Sun by The Beatles

All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise.
Blackbird, fly into the light of the dark, black night.
~Blackbird by The Beatles

Well, in the words of the pig, that's all folks!

~Fear Herself