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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a MISSISSIPPIAN, so i MUST be a COUNTRY HICK
who doesn't understand basic English
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a STUPID IDIOT that you MUST explain things to.

saw it on someone's profile and it said to copy onto your own page and bold what you are so i did. so if you dont like labels just like me then do it yourself.

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The Midnight Bloodline by Kiera27 reviews
Harry Potter/InuYasha Crossover - Slash Harry/Harem -Harry was visiting Tokyo with his 'loving family' when his curiousity got the better of him. Now he's 500 years in the past with a whole new look,great, just great. Rating just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,931 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 4,003 - Follows: 4,025 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Sesshōmaru
Star Crossed by Amaterasu1969 reviews
IYxTwilight! After recieving a strange gift for her birthday, Nessie and the Cullens-plus Jacob-head off to Japan where they meet Kagome, and are used by Naraku. When tragedy befalls Nessie, who will heal her ruined heart? The man with the cold eyes maybe
Crossover - Inuyasha & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,577 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Renesmee C./Nessie
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 3,237 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Grave of Grief by GOLDRAGON08 reviews
Sasuke has been on a mission of revenge for the better part of his life. But after Naruto is raped, the truth begins to emerge. What place does revenge have in Sasuke's heart now? SasuNaru OroNaru GaaNaru. rated M yaoi, lemons DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,055 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Whole New World A Whole New Love by SesshyLover132 reviews
As Kagome is mourning the loss of her loved ones a mysterious group of strangers show up and ask her to join a wizarding school called Hogwarts.As she begins to fall for the boy-who-lived,will she be able to help them defeat Voldemort? HarKag RonHer IYHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,524 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Harry P., Kagome H.
Unexpected by jwolf11209 reviews
Edward was standing stock still, frozen in his tracks by Jacob's thoughts. Jacob had imprinted on him? This was going to complicate things. SLASH, Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Alice/Bella, Seth/Jasper *Discontinued*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,346 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
W O W: WhatkindOfpeoplecanalmostWinagainstvampires by DramaDelicacy reviews
Sakura's bloodline was extremely strong and useful. She was just experimenting with it when everything went wrong. xTwilightxNarutox .:FIRST CROSSOVER:.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,019 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sakura H., Edward
A Light in the Dark by Athenian Grace reviews
Vernon and Petunia Dursley didn’t see the letter Dumbledore left and brought baby Harry to a hospital. Will compassionate Doctor Cullen be able to let Harry go? Will they ever understand Harry's past? Twilight crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,722 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
These scars by unholynight reviews
Sasuke,Neji, and Shikamaru have always been mean to Naruto,Gaara, and Kiba. What happens when they take it too far?Then Years later, the three meet again, but the three boys that used to get picked on aren't the same anymore. CH.26 REWRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Malikai: Greatest Lady of the West by Momonster reviews
Being Rewritten
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,796 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Harry P., Miroku, Sesshōmaru, Shippō
My oh my by xInnocentCrisisx reviews
sasuke is prince who is not a nice person at all so itachi gets him kidnapped and sauske ends up on a pirate ship with naruto as the captain sasuke's life is about to be turned upside down yaoi narusasu is ch 4 and up is beta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Victim by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
Bella wasn't supposed to live. But, now that someone is on the hunt for her, she's forced to move. Will she be able to keep her secret, and trust the new people in her life? Or will it all catch up to her? AH B/E ***on haitus***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11745 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forbidden Love by maiden.blooddragons reviews
UNDERGOING REPOSTING AND UPDATING. Uchiha Sasuke is the most perfect person anyone could ever ask for. He has a younger brother that goes by the name of Uzumaki Naruto. Full summary inside. SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,697 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sinch In Time by Blade Redwind reviews
Six years pass. Jiraiya & Naruto left Leaf. Sasuke & Kakashi left too. Sakura's been working with Tsunade. Paths cross as the men return. And somehow the three ninja find themselves hurled twenty years in the past. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 297,557 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Gentleman's Gentleman by Elpin reviews
The Malfoys have lost their fortune and disappeared. Draco returns as a wizarding valet. Harry has inherited a fortune and is in need of a servant. A match made in heaven?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,331 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Acceptance by Lyra Writes reviews
Sasuke a human/cat, a guy with cat ears and tail, was sick and tired of only being adopted by females and being dumped back into the shelter everytime, he wants a change, he wants a guy to adopt him, but even if the guy is Naruto? Companion to Affection
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rueful Relict by LollyPopZz reviews
Military Commander, Edward Cullen, is obliged to serve as Lady Isabella's bodyguard. Several unforeseen events concerning the Duke of Normandy land them into unfortunate cases but along the way, they discover themselves gradually falling in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,998 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4268 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Monster by Jaden Ink reviews
“Easy there Casey…” His large hand clasped around her upper arm, squeezing tightly. “Don’t run, don’t scream.” He whispered but she couldn’t help it at she felt his fingers dig into her arm. DASEY may turn to mature for one chapter
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,854 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Music of her mind by venomousgal reviews
Edward did not come back to Forks. Laurent bit Bella before the wolves could destroy him. Bella has changed and has been trying to find Edward for two years. She becomes a musician in hopes of someday reaching him through her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desprate Time's and Loving Measures by Jaden Ink reviews
After lawyer Gorge Venturi enters a case that sends a Toronto gang leader to jail Somthing terrible happens. Now the gang wants their leader back and they took more then enough collateral. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,524 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Casey M., Derek V.
Shout With Me by The Literature Dragon reviews
AH. Bella is a runaway, she should have taken a right on the path. But found a dark castle instead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
My return by Girlz-Rule reviews
Edward and Alice are siblings, Jasper and Rose are twins, and Emmett and Bella are siblings. They're the best of friends until Renee and Charlie divorce and Bella and Renee move to Phoenix. What happens when Bella moves back? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Search For Something Real by reader71 reviews
SEQUEL TO A THOUSAND MILES. In Bella's world time passes so quickly that sometimes its even hard to remember who she used to be. But what happens when her past starts to jeopardize her future and the future of those she loves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007
Royal Treaty by Apple Slushie reviews
Set in Knights in Shining Armour with Castles Era. Clearer Summary inside. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,085 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007
Deepest Bonds by Hopeakaarme reviews
Sirius is brought back from the Veil to find the War over, Harry grownup, Remus dead, and Snape his personal slave. Lucius has done his last nasty deed, and Sirius and Snape have to deal with their differences from very unequal positions. SLASH SSSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,910 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete