Hi! I'm Cloudy Dreamcatcher (previously Flameheart88)! I like Warriors, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Disney, The Guardian Herd, Percy Jackson, Wings of fire...

ANNOUNCEMENT

I am very inactive at the moment. This is mostly because of a lot of voice acting I'm doing.

I plan to be back in August! I'm just taking a break to get my life together XD

I'm still responding to PMs and beta-reading.

I plan to begin roleplaying and writing again in August.

Girl with a Flower Crown is the fill-in-mod for my forum until I return!

Happy summer! See you in August!

Please PM me if you have any questions or if you want me to join your forum, because I almost always say yes!!!!

I love to write fan fictions! Whenever you read one please leave a review!

I have read all the Warriors, Lord of the Rings, Guardian Herd, and Harry Potter books (and much MUCH more). I hope you enjoy my fanfics!

The link to my forum- AdderClan and ShadeClan

I am a mod of these forums:

PetalClan

Wings of Fire

SandClan and FireClan

WritingClan

I am a member of these forums:

LightningClan

I am currently beta reading two stories!

Skyfall by WarriorsAce55

and

The Battle that Never Ends by Girl with a Flower Crown

THE SIX: OC's (Fill this in and PM me or Review 'The Six' with it to have your OC posted in my book!) Check out my book The Six: OC's, to find what characters are needed.

Name:

Gender:

Clan: (Thorn, Dusk, Dawn, Creek)

Age:

Rank:

Fur:

Eyes:

Personality:

Parents:

Siblings:

Mate/Kits:

Friends:

Strengths:

Weaknesses:

Other: (Do they have the magic? Only six do!)

Special thanks to:

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Amazing

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Wonderful

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Been

My

Friends

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Reviewed

My

Stories-

Thank

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Much!

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
profile to help him gain world domination.

ATTENTION EVERYONE! THE FANFICTION WRITER WILLOW IN THE WHISPERING WINDS IS CURRENTLY MIA. Stormshine100, her Fanfiction friend and I have contacted her but she has not been heard from since March 5, 2018. She reported being bullied and cut all contact with Stormshine, and as far as I know everything else. We don't know if she's okay, so if you HAVE heard from her between March 7 and May contact Storm immediately. She could just be on a Fanfiction break but it sounded bad, so we're not taking any chances. If you care about Willow's life, copy and paste. Spread the word!

Azure and Storm, Cloudy (5/13/2018)

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How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the Prophecy'.

Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

Specify that your Drive-Thru order is 'To Go'.

Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character)- PurdyMillie? (Purdy and Millie)
Your Kittypet Name? (First thing to your left)- Colored Pencil
What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan)- Splashrunner (RiverClan and WindClan)
Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)- Icee
What would be your warrior name? Mistleheart/Bubbleshine/Flameheart/Cloudytail
What would be your kits' name? Puddlekit, Smokekit, Brackenkit, Moonkit
What clan would you be in? WindClan/RiverClan

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

who needs help, as some of the pious do - Journals of Lousia May Alcott (I'm not reading it- But I have read Little Women)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch?

A Ziploc bag

3. What is the last time you watched TV?

about four hours ago

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:52

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:36 (Not toooo far away...)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My bros talking and playing video games, my dog snuffling, the AC

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

ABout 6. To pet my dog.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Pebblewish's profile

9. What are you wearing?

Blue jeans, a puppy t-shirt, a spiderman jacket, and a manatee necklace (I know, I know..)

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes- not quite sure what though

11. When did you last laugh?

Two or three days ago? (I don't laugh often)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Um... A LOT of stuff

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A man pulling his toddler's pants off outside of a store and letting him pee on the road...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

it keeps me entertained

15. What is the last film you saw?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

16. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Well... I LOVE BUTTERBEER- way more than is normal!

17. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Poaching (yeah I'm gonna go with that too)

Type your name with your knuckles:

Okay. Finger-knuckles: cloudy dreamcatcher (score!)

Hand-knuckles: cm,oudy dreamcsatcmndd (Well...)

Type your name with your nose: cloudy dreamkctcherf (Not awful... But I felt like a bird the whole time)

Type your name with your feet: xclloxzxcxcxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyt dfddsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,mvczsffftcvhrrrr (...)

Type your name w/ a pen w/o looking: cloudy drezncarxcher (Not bad, not bad)

Type your name w/ your cell phone w/o looking: cloduydareamcatckoleher (uh.)

Type your name w/ your wrist: c.llkjxh cdfsdxz ,mnsdd (I know, I know, I'm amazing.)

Type your name with your...uh...with the nearest book! without looking: cloufuy cdreamvcsarr455rresre (well... I see the word dream)

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.

Total: 7

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are generous.

Total: 6

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 6

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer night-time over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favourite colour.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are an atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.

Total: 6

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite. (When I'm out)
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.

Total: 7

I AM AIR!!!!!

How to tell if you're obsessed with Warriors

You call your innocent, beloved house-cat a dumb, lazy kittypet.

You wish your kitty could fight like that!

When you give yourself a warrior name.

When you suddenly call kittens kits.

When you saw a stray cat and say "Loner" or "Rogue". .

If you write warriors fanfiction.

You suddenly knew more about cats then you ever new before.

You have read more than 10 Warriors books4

Things Warriors cats have taught us!

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny.

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

It's possible to complain about anything.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are completely unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more weird.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

It's also possible to fool everyone that you aren't pregnant.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.

Lying is the most evil thing ever.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

COPY AND PASTE THIS AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE GROUP IF YOU ARE ON TEAM STREAMCLAN!

Flameheart88

If you are a warrior cat nerd, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Stormshine100, Flameheart88

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, IcyUmbreon, warriorfreak, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame, hawkfire111, Twilightmoonstar, sunfur29,Thestormwarrior, Paintedmoon, and Frostpool of Lightningclan, Echopelt, Cheetahstar, Moonbeam141, Leafstar16,Wolfclaw of mountain clan, Wish Upon A Warrior Cat, Skyfrost14 ,Potatotheumbreon, KittyCatLover18, Snowcrystal of Thunderclan, Starrysong of NatureClan, Silversky of ShadowClan, Girl with a Flower Crown, Flameheart88

If you ever If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever messed up while trying to show off, copy and paste this to your profile.

If either you or your best friend is insane (or both of you), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think that Onestar was a really awesome warrior, but was a really awful leader.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you want to stop copying and pasting things on your profile but you just can't.

wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you’ve ever felt like someone was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head… copy and paste this on your profile.

If you’ve ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think (or know) you’re obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh, I KNOW I’m obsessed.)

If you wish that one day, warrior cats need to attack your town because you think something exciting needs to happen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing. Copy and Paste this on your profile if you’re one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick. (I love this one...)

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you’re one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both… copy and paste this on your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with a camera and yell, “DO A FLIP!”

99% of teens today would die if Instagram/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are part of the 1% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

99.5% of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5% would bring a camera. Copy and Paste if you’re a part of the 0.5% that would bring a camera screaming “JUMP!” the entire time.

98% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you’re part of the 2% that couldn’t care less, put it in your profile.

99.99% of the teenagers in the world have Snap Chat account. If you’re part of the 0.01 percent of teens that does NOT have one, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile.

If you’re against animal cruelty (horse murder, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you love peace, copy this into your profile.

If you love nature, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face or stomach with a soccer ball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (dogs and cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, IcyUmbreon, warriorfreak, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame, hawkfire111, Twilightmoonstar, sunfur29,Thestormwarrior, Paintedmoon, and Frostpool of Lightningclan, Echopelt, Cheetahstar, Moonbeam141, Leafstar16,Wolfclaw of mountain clan, Wish Upon A Warrior Cat, Skyfrost14 ,Potatotheumbreon, KittyCatLover18, Snowcrystal of Thunderclan, Mablestory, AllysonWilliams, Flameheart88

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 95% of girls would be crying their eyes out, 2% would be at the bottom of the cliff with snacks, lawn chairs and binoculars, and another 2% would be ready to push him off. Copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 1% digging a hole at the bottom of the cliff so he'd fall longer.

99% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber's name was reaped in the Hunger Games, but if you are part of the one percent that would volunteer just so you could chase him with a knife screaming "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!" put this in your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick.

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache

When you open it, he collapses

When he sees you reading it, he faints

When he sees you living it, he flees

Just when you try to re-post this, he stops you

Can you hear that voice that says this is silly and so are you if you re-post this?

I just defeated him. Copy and paste this on your profile if if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up the sword.

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit.

Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit.

Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erin's placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shinningheart.

Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Skysong Angel, Sunmist, Iceshadow of ShadowClan, Featherleap, Petalwish, Sorrelheart, Dawnfeather of Thunderclan, Goldskies5, Lavenderfrost of KittyClan, Skyleaf12, Rainpaw of ShadowClan, Flameheart 88

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naru, Sensatsu Suisho Drifter, Korraganitar the NightShadow, EZB, Master of the Boot, TheEquestrianidiot 2.0, Exotos135, Emojiswagger123, Writer's Mayhem, Silvestar345, Hollystar of SkyClan, Rainpaw of ShadowClan, Flameheart88

IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE...

COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST:Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage, Echosky Of ForestClan, Mothstar, Iceshadow of ShadowClan, Horse8910, Wish Upon A Warrior Cat, Skyfrost14,Potatotheumbreon, KittyCatLover18, Snowcrystal of Thunderclan, Mutant 2020, Hollystar of SkyClan, Flameheart88

Warriors Cat Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember Squirrelflight,

When the one I love, casts me away,

I'll remember Yellowfang,

When I can no longer stay,

I will think of Mosskit,

When someone dies young,

And I'll think of Berrynose,

When I must hold my tongue,

I will think of Breezepelt,

When I feel betrayed,

I will always think of Smudge,

When a cat is spayed,

I'll remember Leafstar,

When I am told I can't.

I'll remember Sharpclaw,

When I feel I should be the best.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

Firestar was a Horrible Leader: A short story by Girl with a Flower Crown.

It was a full moon, and the Clans had gathered under the illuminated stars of Silverpelt.

Firestar, with his derpy-derp face had sat down and watched the Clan cats down below. His green garbage-dump eyes glittered like that snot that shoots out of your nose sometimes when you sneeze. "Attention, Clan cats!" He announced. "Since everyone knows how much you all need Thunderclan, we will address some issues that we find problematic as of this moment." Firestar paused a second to let his words sink in before continuing his statement. "First off, RiverClan, my patrols spyed-er-saw that you are catching only 0.005% fish lately, when you should be catching 0.007%."

"But we don't need-" Leopardstar began.

"No-no-no-no-no," Firestar interrupted. "Sandstorm and Graystripe will see it fixed."

And so it went for the rest of the night.

"And this is why you don't invite Kittypets to join the Clans," Blackstar commented as Firestar rambled on to Onestar about marking 2.5% too close to the border.

"We will send Brambleclaw to show you where your borders are and to teach you how to mark properly." Firestar finished.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Quick! Write down 12 random cats in the warriors series!

1. Jayfeather

2. Violetpaw

3. Needletail

4. Sneezecloud

5. Onestar

6. Hawkwing

7. Tigerheart

8. Dovewing

9. Cloudtail

10. Sparkpelt

11. Harestar

12. Mistystar

1) What would you think about a name with 1’s beginning and 4’s ending?

Jaycloud... sounds like a nice enough name

2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2’s first name and 3’s last name?

Violettail- if it weren't for how weird the double letters look XD

3) Would you make fun of a cat named (5’s first name & 2’s last name)?

Onepaw- definitely.

4) What genre would a story be with a cat names (1’s first name & 5’s last name) as the main character?

Jaystar- Probably an adventure story about a cocky and grumpy medicine cat who suddenly became leader

5) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Featherneedle... the weirdest name in existence. Here goes! "When feather from sky hits needle on earth, the big drooling dogs will be gone."

6)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Cloudpaw. Seems reasonable.

7) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Needlejay. (This makes me regret using Needletail...) They don't like blue jays, so they use pine needles to destroy them.

8) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Needletail and Onestar. No way! Needletail is too good for Onestar.

9) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

Cloudtail would probably choose Hawkwing because he's brave and awesome... Sneezecloud is just weird.

10) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Sparkpelt and Jayfeather fighting over Tigerheart? No. I think Sparkpelt would get him- Jayfeather's only love is Half Moon.

11) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Violetpaw and Dovewing. Okay then.

Dovewing meets Violetpaw in the woods and they both explain how they feel shunned by their sisters and end up falling in love because they both are related to a prophecy.

Cringe factor - 100

12) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Tigerheart popped into Onestar's den. "Hey Onestar, the Clans are in great peril- Is that Sparkpelt?" Onestar hisses. "You're breaking the code!" Tigerheart yowls as he runs away.

That was weird.

13) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Would Sneezecloud rather make out with Dovewing or slap Needletail. I'd guess he'd fall in love with Dovewing and has probably secretly thought she's cute since he was Sneezekit.

14) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?

Jayfeather and Violetpaw. Let me check. Okay, I looked and I really don't think so.

15) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Hawkwing and Dovewing. (I'm going to go into my element here)

Ashkit - speckled gray she-cat, amber eyes flecked with green

Graykit - dark gray tom, green eyes

16) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Sneezecloud and Tigerheart... "Hey, Tigerheart, I know you're like Clan deputy," lowers phone and lets out a squeaky scream to his watching friends. "I can't believe it's really you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

17) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Needletail and Hawkwing got in a fight, Dovewing would probably side with Hawkwing. (See 15) They were meant to be together!!

19) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Ah. Sneezecloud. Yeah, not hot at all.

20) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Mistystar and Dovewing. I think all the leader's jaws would drop, Ivypool would shun her sister even more, Firestar would yell "That's against the code!!!!!" etc...

21) Do you recall any fics about 9?

There are a lot of fics about Cloudtail

22) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Violetpaw and Hawkwing. Father-daughter???? No! Not at all!

23) 5/9 or 5/10?

One/Cloud or One/Spark. I think Onestar and Cloudtail would be way too arrogant towards each other, so I'd have to say One/Spark The One Spark will save the Clans!!

24) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

If Tigerheart walked in on Violetpaw and Dovewing kissing. "My Clanmate and my girlfriend???" *Falls to his knees* "NOOOOOOOO"

25) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Needle/Spark. That sounds cute enough.

Needletail feels lonely as she wanders by the lake. She bumps into Sparkpelt- they look into each others eyes. They fall in love.

The end.

26) Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?

Jayfeather and Dovewing? That could be a thing- though I think they're related.

27) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Mistystar and Tigerheart? "Tiger in the Mist"

28) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Sparkpelt might scream. "I'm barely in the books any more and have no personality!!!!!!"

29) If you wrote a songfic about 1, what song would you use?

I don't know what this means, but I will try. Jayfeather... "Blue Christmas??"

30) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Jay/Hawk/Misty... "Warning! Overload of cats with gray pelts!"

31) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?

"I was just wondering if you wanted to join ThunderClan," Sparkpelt says. Violetpaw hangs up.

32) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted,7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!

Jayfeather and Tigerheart are in a happy relationship (They are not meant for each other!) until Onestar runs off with Violetpaw (WAT!!!!!) After Jayfeather dumps Tigerheart (good) for Mistystar (*Groans*) Hawkwing gets upset and retaliates by dating Mistystar. Alone and broken-hearted, Tigerheart travels in search of a friend. Finally, Tigerheart meets Sparkpelt and Violetpaw. The three loners meet Sneezecloud, who tells each of them to look for love. Sparkpelt finds Dovewing, Violetpaw, and Cloudtail, but now Jayfeather is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Needletail and Harestar!

(11 was only used once XD)

Things I Learned at Hogwarts:

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin House mascot.

I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

"I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as body lotion.

I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

I will not lick Trevor.

Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic.

5/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic.

7/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be). You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.

3/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

5/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class (kind of). You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals.You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

6/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis

1/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

6/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life.You think that too much of anything is bad.

2/10

Child of Posideon! (YAAAAASSSSS)