Rusty Crackpipeshide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts. Rusty Crackpipes. Hi, I'm an awkward girl of 18. If it was published before 2011, it's not getting updated. Whoops. |
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All I Want by Raising Stability reviews
It took me five minutes to learn his name, five months to kiss him, and five years to call him, so I could re-enter his life. I’m not the only one who hates time, right?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Cats Can Grin by we be heartless reviews
Axel has a rather odd run-in with Wonderland’s most cryptic denizen. AxelxHuman!Cheshire Cat crackfic by BF
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Axel, Cheshire Cat - Complete
What I Couldn't Say by x - painted.flames reviews
Axel, RoxasXion ; --- I guess if I wanted you, I should've been more like her.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Read the Fine Print by Genesis.BlazingShadow reviews
Amy Rose wants to become rich and famous to impress her idol Sonic the Hedgehog. To do so, she decides to make a deal with... Shadow? She learns the important lesson of why you should ALWAYS read the fine print. semi-AU & Dark humor. ONESHOT.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Amy, Shadow - Complete
Deadly Sins by Opulent Skyscrapers reviews
Axel is an angry, hormonal guy, who gets pissed when strangers' sandals fall on his head. Roxas is a painter who likes to sit in high places, who has a pair of sandals which don't like to stay on his feet. Thank you, cheapo sandal. Happy times. AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Roxas, Axel
A Tall Cappuccino by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Sasori is the artistic coffee addict who never really had a friend until he meets Deidara, a pyromaniac who also happens to be the new employee at Starbucks. Sasori/Deidara. Shounen-ai, AU. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
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Cloudy, With A Chance of Yaoi reviews
AU: "Blondie, welcome to the car ride from hell." Roxas only ever wanted to get home. Axel? Axel only ever wanted to get laid. AkuRoku. CRACK.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Axel, Roxas
What Happens in Wonderland, reviews
Stays in Wonderland: In which Roxas suddenly decided that huffing plants in his bedroom closet was, perhaps, not the best way to go about making new friends after all. AkuRoku &CRACK.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Attention Shoppers: Yaoi In Aisle 3! reviews
CRACK. AU. AkuRoku: In which Roxas encounters several pyschotic employees, a missing Hayner, killer soda machines, followers of Bowie-ism, managers with OCD, aisles and aisles of crap at reduced prices, and one less-than-helpful Axel. Gotta love Wal-Mart.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Axel, Roxas