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Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 138 - Words: 557,881 - Reviews: 6572 - Favs: 5,545 - Follows: 6,007 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,084 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 3,870 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
A Song of Ice, Fire and Lightning by Zero Rewind reviews
My reward for beating the Demon Emperor and sending him back to hell? Finding myself in an unknown land, hounded by heralds of ice and fire, as well as the idiotic peoples of the lands in this... Westeros. Is it possible to find a way home? I don't know. Eventual Harry/Daenerys. As in way, way later. Stop asking when :P
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,956 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 6,232 - Follows: 7,306 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 4/19/2016 - [Harry P., Daenerys T.]
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,658 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 5,352 - Follows: 5,312 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 167,653 - Reviews: 4442 - Favs: 10,670 - Follows: 13,035 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Joyous Children by UnderneathXtheXunderneath reviews
I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 176,991 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 3,974 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Obito U., OC
Yami: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,722 - Reviews: 6577 - Favs: 7,226 - Follows: 7,098 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - OC - Complete
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 726,949 - Reviews: 6521 - Favs: 10,407 - Follows: 9,525 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles by FrancoGamerxz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the village Pariah and class idiot was a loud-mouthed orange-wearing orphan intent on attaining an impossible dream of being acknowledged by the village that scorned and mistreated him... Or was he? Read on as Naruto gradually reveals his true self, known only to those he trusts, and ends up shaking the foundations of the shinobi world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 187,654 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 12/19/2017
Naruto: Kakashi's Apprentice by Jiraiya's Lost Student reviews
Kakashi chooses Naruto over Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto is hiding something, but even more is being hidden from him. With Sarutobi and Danzo both plotting in the shadows, and Naruto getting the support he always should have, how long will it take before everything crashes down around Team Kakashi, and will anyone survive? True Shinobi Naruto, Adult situations and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,052 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Village Idiots by FriTik reviews
Or a Fanatic, a Demon, a Damaged Psyche and a One Eyed Scarecrow form a Genin team. In which Sasuke is a Jashinist, Naruto thinks he's a demon, Sakura has multiple personality disorder and Kakashi has an innate envy of people with two normal eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,597 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
The Hat Hangs Heavy by bigdogneversleeps reviews
Danzo Shimura had an idea. It was risky, but if all went according to plan, it would be a genius maneuver that would ensure his ideology and legacy would linger on. "I nominate Naruto Uzumaki to fill the position of Godaime Hokage." Thus a new future for Konoha and the blonde jinchuriki was set into motion. INACTIVE CURRENTLY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 128,526 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 3/6/2018 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 6,925 - Follows: 7,679 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Carapace by BetweenTheSeaAndStars reviews
An Aburame female in Team 7? Kucho is a dark skinned girl, loves her insects, beautiful things, learning to kill without getting blood on her. Strange even among her clan and as a Queen of her Hive, she won't be taking any sh** from her soldiers. Naruto and Sasuke will get along no matter what. A mature and capable Team7 under Kakashi is coming with plenty of chaos in their wake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,290 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
The Burning Bone by Ginjaa Ninjaa reviews
When you fail your genin exam, you have to make the most of what life gives you. Naruto thought that he was watching his fleeting shinobi career go down the drain. That was until he got a lifeline through an unfortunate event as a death amongst the recent graduating class opens up a free spot which he took. Naruto didn't look back. Bone Pulse Naruto - Godaime Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,681 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Chōji A., Asuma S.
Willpower of Fire by Vash Eater reviews
Naruto... Hated child of Konoha realizes that to get ahead as a ninja, he needs to change his identity and start with a clean slate. Follows loose cannon later on but for now, more realistic ninja life. Smart/Cunning Naruto, Early Graduation, Eventual Hokage fic. eventual NarutoxHanaInuzuka, rated M for realism of ninja life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 119,712 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 2/18/2017 - Naruto U., Hana I.
To Kill a Bull by Discoabc reviews
"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,964 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 4,181 - Follows: 4,960 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., OC
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by Sorcerer's Muse reviews
This is the first-year sequel to my story, Harry Potter and the Muggles' Daughter. Join Harry as he heads to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Find out what happens when a very different Harry doesn't meet the expectations of a harsh and callous world. Rated Mature for language and later content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,440 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle's Daughter by Sorcerer's Muse reviews
A pre-Hogwarts tale that will be the first of eight books retelling the tale of Harry Potter. An exploration of the Many World's theory where changing one thing changes everything and at the same time changes nothing. HPMD sets the stage for a different Harry as he embarks on the journey of a lifetime. Rated M for language and later content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,317 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 2/2/2017 - Published: 12/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P., Ginny W. - Complete
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,748 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 6,409 - Follows: 8,351 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Lightning Dragon's Roar by Zero Rewind reviews
Harry takes inspiration from a manga called Fairy Tail, as well as the great creation we call "The Internet". What follows is a different path taken. A path of strife, rebellion, and above all, power. Welcome to the New Age. Timeline moved to the 2010s. Eventual X-over with Devil May Cry 3, Stargate: SG-1, Smallville, Dresden Files and Ranma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 312,039 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 4,169 - Follows: 4,432 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Genin to Hokage by CaptainLaughs reviews
In the ninja world, many nations and factions exist, each with their own goals and beliefs. When Orochimaru breaks the continent's fragile peace, a new chapter of history will begin as war breaks out. This war, the first for many and last for some, will reshape the world and those who live in it as they fight for survival and victory. An alternate universe take on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 327,468 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews
Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,973 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 5,364 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
What does it take to destroy something completely? Some would be fine with eradicating its soul. Others would argue that you must erase even the concept of the object from existence. AU, with a notoriously complex Magic system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 177,598 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,239 - Follows: 5,638 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete