"Witchling." My vampire hissed, his black eyes narrowed in hate and hunger. "What have you done to me?" I decided the truth in this instance is best in order to survive. "I might have accidentally... bound our souls, oops." / Bella, a witch, and Edward, a vampire, find themselves bound forever. Warning: love adventure, minor character death, dark themes. AU, Smut, mates, EDITED

Bella Swan has just one mission; to save her childhood best friend from the clutches of Hollywood. She's got her work cut out for her, but she'll do it, even if she has to do things that she really doesn't want to. Written purely for laughs.

When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating will a handsome stranger help her forget him? *Winner Swooniest Male - Edward in the TwiHEAContest*

What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!

Bella is the only child of superhero OmegaMan. Watch her deal with high school, a secret identity, cheerleading, cliques, and a sexy-asshole-nosy Biology partner. Did I mention that her father is posing as a high school student?

Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.

Bella was one of the popular sophomores in her high school, but when a class trip goes awry she finds herself marooned on a tropical island with Edward Cullen, the resident school geek. The two must overcome their differences and learn to work together in order to survive. If you're a fan of 'Twilight' and 'Blue Lagoon', this is the story for you! *more info inside* AH, AU, E/B

Jake and Edward are bitter rivals, so much so that they enter a competition to see who can score the most virgins. Bella has no idea that she is their next target. But, then again, they don't know Bella either.

Love is tested, choices are reconsidered and the future is uncertain. Bella and her loved ones must come to terms with who she is and what she has become as the threat of the biggest supernatural war in history bears down on them. Sequel to Twilight of My Redemption.

Tetsuya dreams of Fumie every night.

The fairy folk have lived together in their meadow for some time, then their peaceful life was disturbed by a boy who is having problems of his own at home. What happens when you mix three inch tall fairy Bella with a heartbroken Edward? Sometimes all it takes is time and a wish...(one-shot)

Edward Cullen is an A-list actor with horrific taste in clothing. Bella Swan is his long-suffering stylist who wants to strangle him one minute and kiss him the next. When Edward crashes her date, Bella has to choose between dressing her client and undressing the man she loves. 2nd Place Public Winner for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest!

One amazing night, a bottle of wine and an iPhone converge for a crazy adventure in mistaken identity.

Life begins at forty, or so they say. But mine began at thirty-nine on a subway train. It began with one question I posed to a total stranger—"Excuse me… will you be my sperm donor?" I must add he was a gorgeous hunk of a man, so don't blame me if I wanted him for my baby daddy! (One shot entry for the Happily Ever After Contest)

Bella Swan is surprised by a graphic picture on her phone from a stranger. Now that she's seen his hose, will she let him water her garden?

Bella was surrounded by the history of the stars and happy to hide behind the stories of the past. That was until a beautiful man with no aim opened her heart to the possibility of love. Contest entry for the Happily Ever After Contest.

Bella never thought she would see the green-eyed lawyer she met at the divorce mediation again … but what happens when fates collide in the most likely of places?

Edward has tried anything and everything for two years to get his neighbor, Bella to notice him. It's time to try something differen. A little fun for April Fool's Day! AH

Emmett has found the girl of his dreams; however, he needs a wingman to get to know her better. Now if only he can get his brother Edward to agree, but he has a plan to ensure his compliance and maybe dream girl has a friend for Edward too. That would be nice since Edward is tired of being set up by his parents on blind dates. Contest entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest

Edward is a vegetarian vampire who makes the best pizza this side of the Atlantic. And then, one evening Bella walks in, her blood singing to him…(Vamps, OOC) Contest entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest

Seventeen minutes will now be forever known as the Forks High School Massacre. It only took seventeen minutes for a lone gunman to kill eleven students and two staff members as well as leave numerous others injured. It was only seventeen minutes, but its survivors have scars that will last a lifetime.

Edward moved across the country, leaving behind his high school sweetheart and all the memories they'd made. As times get tough on the east coast, he decides to move back home to Forks with his three year old son for a fresh start. He never realized exactly what he left behind and how it could be his perfect future. Entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest

Bella finds out she has a secret admirer who leaves notes in her locker. She has no clue who it could be or even if they are meant for her. She feels inspired to be a secret admirer herself as she has a crush on her friend Edward Cullen. How long will this mystery last? Can it be a HEA? Entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest

Mafia Prince Edward Cullen is a prisoner in the home of his rival Charlie Swan. When Charlie's daughter Isabella brings him dinner, they begin a dangerous game of flirting. Edward wants to have fun & throw a last fling in Charlie's face before he's killed, while she sees an opportunity to finally experience life. Each has an agenda—will they get more than than they bargained for?

Bella is a good girl, raised to know her place in the church and society. She's always waited for her soul mate, pledging her virginity for that one man. But when Pastor Cullen comes into her life, he changes everything she's ever known. Is it possible for your soul mate to find you in such a sinful way, or do you have to take up your cross and press on?

Edward Cullen is an A-list actor with horrific taste in clothing. Bella Swan is his long-suffering stylist who wants to strangle him one minute and kiss him the next. When Edward crashes her date, Bella has to choose between dressing her client and undressing the man she loves. Entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest

When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating will a handsome stranger help her forget him? Entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest

There's always been an unspoken rule. You don't fall in love with the talent. But I'm the boss, and that rule is about to be broken. Quick Drabble Fic.

Bella has no idea what she's doing with the beautiful and younger manager at her office. Convinced he's the devil, can Bella follow her heart instead of her head. Does she have a choice.

When her brother Emmett is diagnosed with an aggressive form of leukemia, Bella attempts to save him by secretly embarking on a radical scheme involving his best friend Edward. As their plan proceeds, Bella and Edward must deal with the repercussions of their actions and a love they were never expecting. A/H

Valentine's Day didn't turn out as planned for Bella Cullen. However, imagination and board games might make it a night to remember. My one shot for the Countdown to Valentine's Day.

This was a story about A girl who thought playing Chronic Dragon would make her closer to her now ex-boyfriend, but when she's crowned Queen of Fae and courted on the online game by Evergreen- everything changes, especially when they decide to meet in real life. Thank you for reading and your support.

Bella is a lonely girl with an unusual talent - she can hear dead people. When she moves into a new apartment, her hot new neighbour's dearly departed mother immediately starts to matchmake. **Repost** OOC AU M AH for language. COMPLETE

Life is what happens when you're busy making plans. Edward and Bella cross paths one Valentine's Day night when their dates leave them hanging. Long walks, lots of talks, and maybe some kissing.

Of course, Edward left Bella after she transformed into a vampire. One shot.

Bella Swan's love life is more comedy than romance. When a friend sets her up with an online dating profile and a blind date, Bella hopes it will lead to finding her Mr. Right. But from the get-go, nothing goes as planned.

A free-spirited archaeologist & a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They're try to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU/Rated M

"'I wish I was DNA Helixase so I could unzip your jeans'" Biology. The study of all living things. Edward Cullen a young brilliant man, is endeavoring on a new scientific study and is sitting in on Dr. Banner's class in hopes of finding a team. He never imagined he'd find everything else he was looking for. A short story about Love and Science. Told from the 3rd person.

Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.

This is a sort of follow up/sequel to Confessions of an Overworked, Underpaid Peen. This will be little one shots of snippets of his life, little happenings, and such. EPPov AH, OOC

Bella has been dating Edward for a while now. She knows she is falling for him, but isn't sure how he feels. How will he show her? A/H Oneshot

When Bella is hired last minute to photograph a wedding for the Cullen family, she's grateful for the experience and the money. Upon arrival, she begins to suspect there's another assignment on Esme Cullen's mind – one involving her handsome son Edward.

Babysitterella stays home to watch little Masen for dream couple, the Denalis, while they deal with other duties involved in being responsible parents. After a long stint earning pocket money that way, Bella finds herself alone with Mr. Denali, which ultimately leads to a showdown of epic proportions in the family home. We're not playing games now!

Teasing, taunting, sinfully sexual; all words to describe what she does to him, and him to her. The desire to give in, and take. The need to release. If only she wasn't his step-sister. If only their parents hadn't gotten married.

Autocorrect. We all hate it. Bella especially, after receiving a text from Edward. AU AH Main: B/E Minor: B/J

"It's not even 11 o'clock yet, Cinderella. We still have a long way to go." A high school senior and a high school freshman: one lured the other into an empty bedroom and… Well, you get the picture. AU AH B/E

When Bella is taken to a convent to protect her life, Father Edward shows up. She prays to be delivered from her lust for him, will she succeed or will she be saved by sin?

When actor Edward Cullen meets with professional photographer Bella Swan to review his proofs from their recent photo session, he's in for a big surprise...and so is she!

Be careful when you go for a walk in the woods, you might meet a vampire. One-shot. AU

Three is a charm Two is not the same I don't see the harm So are you game? Let's make a team Make 'em say my name Lovin' the extreme Now are you game? Cheerella meets Highschoolward and Private School-Sper E/B/J . Shake your pompoms! Warning:This story contains drug use as well as other mature content. I am not condoning this, but it happens, and this is fiction...

Investment banker, Edward Cullen, wakes up covered in blood with a black lace thong on his floor and no memory of the night before except for an image of a pair of bright red eyes. Entry for the Pick a Pic Challenge. Horror/Mystery Rated for language, lemons and vamp violence.

Bella wants an orgasm, so she asks Edward for a hand. Can he help her, or is her pleasure a lost cause? Lemon alert!

mortality is crushing me. / ian&wanda, until the very end.

I think we got naked. I can't remember, but if you have "friends" written on your butt, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine. - M for language. AU/AH

My name is Edward Cullen. I'm sixteen years old. I live at 677 Woodland Drive. Today, I robbed a grocery store, kidnapped someone, and lost my virginity. AH; ExB; EPOV; HS fic.

Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M

This twist of fate story finds Edward Masen, CEO of Cullen Enterprises, getting thrust into the life that he would have had if he never left for college in New York after high school. *My take on the movie "The Family Man" * AH, B/E, AU, HEA, EPOV

"I'm here," She murmurs as he falls asleep with his head in the crook of her neck. "I'll always be here."

and i could be your fairytale. au where ian/wanda grow up as childhood friends.

Edward meets Bella on the first day of elementary school. Their story as told by him.

It's that time of year again, I need my check-up. I really wish Bella would stop flirting with the new veterinarian, although I have to admit, his freaky colored eyes are quite nice. AH; Crackfic; CatPOV.

Have you ever thought what a 3-year-old girl would think of her friend's "male part"? Bella thinks that's just something that needs to be taken out of the way.

Di Distrik 12 saat Hunger Games dimulai dua orang memilih tidak melihat apa yang terjadi. Gale dan Madge, setelah Katniss meninggalkan Distrik 12 :

Caesar Flickerman: "It seems that Katniss has stumbled upon what we call Red Velvet. For those of you who don't know, Red Velvet is a powerful aphrodisiac that completely overwhelms the body." Kato & some Everlark.

"I'm standing here with my face pressed against my door looking through the peephole at my neighbor...I wonder if she knows I'm watching". BXE PWP One big lemon

Bella's story after Edward is gone. A not so happily ever after.

Cato was checking out Katniss when they were traning. And he made Katniss fell for him. What happened next? LEMONS.

"Alice…don't freak out. But Edward Cullen is in your basement." Alice, Bella, and Rosalie kidnap Edward one night after a quick celebration. What happens to the Police of Cheif's daughter when the news hits the fan?

Edward and Bella are in the line at Walmart. He with beer and chips, she with wine and batteries. Rated M for sexy times. Written for SFFR and Wardlover Twifan.

COMPLETE - "Aro's take on New Moon. Why can't an old man enjoy some leisure time in peace?" Entry for the Canon Tour - New Moon round - WON BEST USE OF PROMPT!

Hiatus - A group of juvenile delinquents are sentenced to spend their summer doing community service. When a freak lighting storm gives them super powers, they are forced to stick together, no matter how much they hate each other.

Officer Edward always works the Christmas Eve shift because he has no family to share it with. This Christmas will be different. My one-shot for Breath-of-Twilight's Holiday Countdown. ExB AH

1st place WINNER of JaspersDestiny's Worst Story Ever Contest 2012! A journey through the Twilight Saga, a bleeding parody, a snark infested one-shot. Ride with danger as it follows Bella Swan's effed up tale. Crack fic.

The Salvatore brothers lost their beloved sister, Isabella, tragically in 1864. Or so they were led to believe. After discovering a very recent photograph of her hidden in Katherine's luggage, they are led to Forks, WA where over a century's old secret comes to light, changing their lives forever. A spell, a prophecy, a curse…a chance at redemption.

1911 Chicago. Arrogant newspaper journalist Edward Cullen is determined to seduce Isabella, a beauty he spots in a famous brothel. Isabella has a closet full of secrets and heartache and must find a way to let Edward in without scaring him away. OOC/AH

When a heartless Edward made a bet that he could sleep with the virgin daughter of the pastor, he never expected the outcome - her pregnant, a forced teen marriage, and a love he didn't know how to handle. AH *EPOV* ALTERNATE ENDING to 'Unintended'

Bella and Alice throw a party in their Apartment... Nurse costumes, Doctor Edward and too much candy! My oneshot for Halloween.

Edward didn't care about anything or anyone, but a cruel scam on the pastor's daughter sends his world upside down.A meaningless night to him results in a teen pregnancy followed by a marriage that neither of them wants. *AH* EPOV* Sum Inside

Edward and Ben grew up together, closer than best friends. They relied on each other for everything and told every secret -or did they? After a devastating secret tears them apart, years later Edward meets Bella and feels a connection to her that he only felt with one other person. What is Bella's link to Ben, and how will Edward react when he finds out? AH, AU, B/E

Not everything is as it seems, and even the guilty can be innocent. Bella was raped and became pregnant.Yrs later she reconnects with Edward, who she knew as the strange loner in school.When dark secrets are uncovered,love is tested.*sum inside*Citrus/AH

Bella Swan has always know what she wanted. When her and her two sisters are leaving there home town of Forks Washington to head for California to start a new life and begin college,what happens when Bella meets Edward Cullen,The player? Language&Lemons!

Bella always loved Edward since she was a little girl; the only problem was that he was her half sister's boyfriend. Events in her teen years send Bella down a spiral of depression and self destruction until adulthood. Sum inside! AH

*written for fandom4tsunami* Edward and Bella are in the wrong place at the wrong time. An earthquake hits Forks and traps them under the rubble of a collapsed science wing at Forks High School, which ultimately changes both of their lives forever.

The continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations. The monster comes along on the journey, too! Mature Audiences Only.

Edward Cullen,the Forks high school man whore. Bella Swan,the Phoenix high school whore. What happens when Bella has to move to the small town of Forks? What happens when these two people meet? Rated M for a reason! Language&Lemons! Oneshot!

"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.

"Sebenarnya, gimana rasanya sex itu?" tanya Nessie dan pertanyaan itu berhasil membuat seluruh anggota keluarga Cullen menghentikan aktivitas mereka dan menatap ke vampire muda.

A small, insignificant number can change lives. Entry for the A Picture Says It All Contest.

Beberapa hal yang bikin aku penasaran dan herannya terus kepikiran. Khususnya pertempuran antara Rosalie vs Jacob :D

What would have happened if "Twilight" happened in the same universe as the events that took place in "The Host"? features the full cast from both books & sticks to book "canon" *WARNING: THE REVIEWS CONTAIN MASSIVE STORY SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK*

Akhir tahun ini, menurut penglihatan Alice akan terjadi sebuah iven besar di Forks, Keluarga Volturi akan datang. Dan di belahan bumi lain, sesuatu yang besar juga terjadi di Volterra :D

Seven moments in the Host from Ian’s POV. A series of one-shots exploring his thoughts on Wanderer, from first meeting her to her reinsertion.

Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.