PSI-Astrohide bio
 Guess I'm new here~ So, I'm mainly a fan of Earthbound and Twilight, but I like Warriors too, so expect to read stories from those three. There's not much to say haha. Um, have a quote (not exact): Jessica: Oh, those are Dr. and Mrs. Cullen's adopted kids. That pretty one is Rosalie Hale, and the big guy is Emmett Cullen. We think they're together. (off-screen): Is that even legal? Jessica: I dunno, but they could totally be a thing. The girl there with the spiky black hair is Alice. She's weird. The guy beside her with the curly hair who looks like he's always in pain is Jasper. (pause) And that's Edward. He's gorgeous, but none of the girls here are good enough to date him. (Edward smiles) :DDDD fangirl scream |
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Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
You've Kept Me Waiting by Shadows.Dance reviews
Such a pure and different love they shared, two halves of the same whole, not complete unless they were with each other...Alice and Jasper's first two years together, starting from the day they meet to when the met the Cullens for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Operation: Win Bet by DaniLovesSpunkRansom reviews
Emmett and Edward start a bet. They can't touch their wives for 24 hours. First one to cave has to eat a meal at Taco Bell! Post BD A little OOC at times. One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
You Send Me by Juicycouturegal reviews
Rose and Emmett's long romance, starting at the day they met, until the present. From Rosalie's POV, she remembers back to the day in 1935 she got everything she wished for...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,612 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Getting to Know the Cullen Coven by ebhg reviews
Curiosity killed the cat; or, at the very least, maimed it. Of course, Charlie Swan learned that lesson the hard way. Set after Breaking Dawn. Winner of the Emmett Award: Best Humor in the 2nd round of the Sparkle Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diamond Butterfly by CellarDoor717 reviews
Jasper wants to propose to Alice and is trying to surprise her. Is it possible to surprise Alice? All normal pairings. This takes place before the Cullens meet Bella, not too long after Jasper and Alice have joined the family.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Noise by Otte reviews
It was like a static in his ears, something that was driving him nuts. He was fine though, Pokey assured himself, he was going to be fine.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Pokey M., Ness - Complete
Solitary by Crazy Rob reviews
Takes place after Mother 3's events. As Pokey wastes away, the chosen four of old, and a innocent soul turned malevolent visit him... to rub salt in his wounds. Dark, and not for the easily-offended.
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Cycle by ImagineGal reviews
Ten years after the game ends, one of the Chosen Four has been separated from the group. This story has recieved rave reviews. Rated PG13 for adult language and content. WARNING: REVIEWS PROBABLY CONTAIN SPOILERS.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,161 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2001 - Published: 11/17/2000 - Complete