Alright, I know I haven't been the greatest at updating my writing, but that's really no reason to ignore me! I'm sorry that I forgot about my promise to update by August, I know that I really blew it!

About Me:

I am a pessimistic cynic with far too much time on my hands and a bad sense of humour. I hate Maths. I love ELA. I enjoy Pepsi Cola Posters from 1920 ( I think that's how old it is...), Long and complicated books, writing confusing fanficitons, making sure that my ELA teacher knows that I know more about her subject than she, and writing on my much-abused blog. I have a collection of scarves, three pairs of purple sunglasses, and a friend that has a pair of rainbow knee-high socks. I have far too much homework that I should probably work on right now rather than write this profile. I dress with my own sense of "style" and really don't give a crap about what other people say about me. I dislike books like Twilight that are repetative and have no true plot line. I love books like Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code that are extrodinarily exciting. I have what most would call an unhealthy obcession with History (Just finishing up reading my great-granda's high school history textbook...for the upteenth time. It only goes up to the end of WW1.) I study conspiracy theories about the end of the world as a hobby. 2012 is gonna be a great year!

...That enough for ya?

Fav Books of All Time:

I'd have to start with the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, written by Rick Roirdan. Seriously, THE BEST BOOKS I HAVE EVER READ!! At a close second would be Heir Apparent, by Vivian Vande Velde. It has just occurred to me that nobody seems to know anything about that book, even though it is one of the best books I have ever read in my life. Third, is the Harry Potter series. This used to be at #1 on this list, until the last chapter of the Deathly Hallows. Seriously, in my opinion, J.K. could have left out the entire last chapter and it would have been a thousand times better. But still, I love the rest of it. Next, I'm sorry to say, has to be Artemis Fowl. Though I love it dearly, I feel like such a retard when I read it, because it's basically me and a few others who love it. Everyone else treats us like nerds for reading it. Another series I love is Sisters Grimm, though I know exactly one person who knew about it before I told them, and even then they've only read one of the series of SIX! Yet another awesome one is The Cronus Chronicles, but NOBODY has heard of those.

Wait! I forgot Pendragon! HOW COULD I FORGET PENDRAGON!? Haha. I just finished reading those this year, and I read them in any order I could get them from the library...So, all through "The Quillan Games", I was yelling a Bobby, "DON'T TRUST NEVVA!!" because I had already read "The Pilgrims of Rayne". Haha, I just spoiled it for you all...

Shippers I Support:

In Harry Potter, it has to be the actual ones from the book. Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, otherwise I scream. Ack. (Update; Alright, I have now decided that I hate canon shippers, and am wondering why I ever wrote the that last line; Ginny and Harry make me gag, and Ron and Hermione argue too much. What I do like is a good Dramione, on maybe a Harmony, but only on a good day.)

In Pendragon, LoorxBobby, CourtneyxSpader, just 'kuz they're sooooooo perfect. And, because I have to go with the total opposite of what everyone else tells me is gonna happen.

In Heir Apparent, GianninexNigel/Kenric ("no, my Kenric." haha, Lizzie, you make me laugh!) Just because...Well, come ON! What other shipper is there in this story?

In Sisters Grimm, I love each and every one of the SabrinaxPuck stories, but again, come on; what other shipper is there? GrannyxCanis? (has demonic laughing freak right about now.) (Update: Someone recently told me that there were DaphnexPuck shipper stories. Is this true? 'Kuz, if it is, that is seriously sick. Really. Ack. Ick. And Erlack-a-pongos. )

And finally, in Artemis Fowl, ArtemisxHolly, because I have to be contrary. And annoying. And becasue it makes for a really awesome fanfic. (See "Secretive")

Shippers I DON'T Support:

Harry Potter...Hermione/Draco. What the...? Who's sick fantasy came up with this one? Whoever it was, they need a life. Seriously. Ack. Memo to them: I realize that this is fanfiction, as in, you can do what you want, but seriously...THEY HATE EACHOTHER!! Ahem. I'm done.

BobbyxAja (WHERE did I hear this one?!) and NevvaxSt. Dane. No. This one is just plain desturbing. I've had nightmares about this. Ack. Never, not Nevva (haha. insert corny joke here)

In Heir Apparent...Like I said, there ARE no other shippers.

Sisters Grimm...(see above) (Update: As I said above, DaphnexPuck. Ick.)

And in Arty Fowl, HollyxTrouble, because it's boring as heck, FoalyxCaballine (or however you spell that name. I have no idea, I don't have the book here.) becasue it's a stupid name and I don't like Foaly (hate to say it, but I do. I hate Arty a little bit, too, but that's just 'kuz he kidnapped Holly at the beginning...), ArtyxJuliet because again, it's stupid, HollyxRoot, because...what the H? He was like a father to her!! Does that mean anything to any of you people? and finally, ArtyxOpal, because that, my frenimeies, is the MOST stupid thing I have ever heard.

Wow, I've got a lot more for AF than anything else...Maybe there's just more characters to play with in fanfiction...

Things I Would Love to See Happen:

Dogs take over the world

All "cat people" (Dog people with brain damage) sent to Tartarus

a Jessica Darling Fanfic (a young adult novel series about some seriously screwed up girl, taking place in the time between her sophomore year in high school, and, I think, a year after she's out of university. I don't know, I haven't read the newest one yet...I WANT TO!!)

a Poem about Foaly (Artemis Fowl)

National Flush-Your-Home-Work Day!

National Run-Away-From-Zombie-Santa-Trying-To-Eat-You Day!

Fav Colour:

Maybe green for the colour of the grass that you can't see in the winter. Or maybe red for the colour of the blood that I love to write about. Or maybe purple for... well, I don't know what the purple is for...I just like it. Grapes maybe?

Sports:

Do me a favour and keep me out of them. I am a klutz. I have broken more bones playing sports than anything else. And, I admitt, that is hard. But, if I have to play sports, I pick soccer and soft ball. Boring, I know, but realativly safe. Compared to, um, Football? Which I'm doing in phys. ed. right now? That really hurts? Ouch? Ack!

Fav Food:

Umm...sushi. Better, vegetarian sushi. No, duh. A vegetarian eating vegetarian sushi...who would've thought it?

Empire cookies. Little Scotish-thingys. Two sugar cookies with jam in the middle and white icing and sprinkles on op. Yummm...

My mom's sweet and sour rice. OMG, I can't even describe that, beyond "Sweet and Sour and Awesome", but I'm fairly sure that you already knew that...XD

Least Fav Food:

Blood sausage. Ick times infinity. Also Ack. Really, do I even need to describe this? The name is pretty self-explanitory. This is part of the reason I went vegetarian...

Granda's casserolls. Enough said. XP

Avocado. I love it, really, I do, but I'm allergic. I get these nasty hives...Ha. Probably more than you wanted to know, but I don't care.

Things That I like:

Umm...(thisll be a short list...)

Reading (duh)

Writing (again, duh)

Bugging my friends (Kuz They'll always love me)

Bugging my family (Kuz I just don't care)

Making stupid and annoying jokes that make little to no sense (who doesn't)

Loving Kenric (Take that Lizzie!)

Loving Percy even more (PPPPPPEEEEEERRRRCCCCYYYY!!)

Hating Edward (Stupid shiny vamp!)

Code Breaking of the 21st Century (actually, it's a book, but I love it all the same. I can love a book, right?)

2012. If you don't know what that is (besides a year. Duh), then you've been living under a rock, you Doomsday-Haters.

Writing stupid profile-thingys (ahem.)

Making sound effects while writing (like so: moo)

Making up nicknames for said friends (ex. Melly, Macaroni, Sana, Bob the cow, Evil Emy, ect.)

My collection of scarves. (Everyone thinks this is SOOOO wierd, but it's not, ok? It's not...)

Singing. (Thanks to Liz and Meera, who, for God knows what reason, keep telling me that I have the voice of an angel. Gotta love friends, right?)

Gred and Forge. The Womping Willows. The Moaning Myrtles. Just Wizard Wrock in general. Heehee...Wonwon...

FANFICTION!! (Although I have miss-spelled the site name about thirty times trying to get here, I still love it. (Who knew how many "fanficiton" sites there were?))

Things I Hate:

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong list!

Hannah Montana (stupid stupid stupid!)

Jonas Brothers (stupider stupider stupider!!)

Chores (doesn't everybody hate them?)

Waking up in the morning (bed...sooooo...WARM!...wah!)

Soap Operas (Oh, Ken, dont leave me!! Bah!)

Late night Spoa Operas (duh)

Fundies. Just leave me alone, alright!

People who cry over said Soap Operas (Its not real, you freakin' idiot!! No offense.)

Lies (am am such a filthy hypocrite...and that is not a lie)

My grandfathers camera (No! More! Pictures!)

Cold coffee (do I even like hot coffee? hmm...no. I don't.)

Hot water (unless it is in a shower, bath, or hot tub.)

Rap music (yeah, I know, I'm the only teenager on the face of the earth who doesn't, let's just get over that fact and mooooooove on!)

Having my picture taken at all! (I don't know why. In first grade, I ran away from the camera when it came to school photo day, crying my eyes out 'kuz the foto guy scared me. In my defense, he had a creepy beard and mustashio combo, which made him look a lot like dear old Santa. What can I say? I was terrified of Santa.)

Santa. This one needs no explanation, as I know many of you shared this common terror.

Zombie Santa. Again, no explanation required. Shudder. Now I must go lock my doors and windows and hide under my bed, as Zombie Santa still scares me a little bit.

Discontinued Fanfics. Especially those few I like. When you dicontinue them, I become frusterated. Then I try to write my own ending. Then I am dissapointed with my own ending, resulting in me getting angry with you, the government, and those who run Fanfiction. Then that can eventually result in the end of the world. Ok, I'm being a little bit melodramatic about this. Well, more than a little, but whatever.

And Everything in Between!

Haha.

Real Name:

For me to know, and for you to NOT find out...But, if you must, you may call me Lynn or Lou, whichever, and though neither are my REAL name, most people call me those anyway.

Realistic Fate is meant to mean that I am a bit of a pessimist. I don't really think that most situations will end up with any really great consiquences, and I have plenty of reasons for this. But it can be highly annoying to those around me, so I warn you.

Quotes To Live By:

"He who laughs when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on!" ~Unknown

"Never take life seriously...nobody gets out alive anyway!" ~Unknown

"Be nice to nerds. You'll probably end up working for one." ~Bill Gates

"Men are like parking spots; the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped." ~Unknown

"You know that no one will make fun of you, and if they do, I will step on their heads." ~Mme. V, My 7th Grade English teacher

"Richard Bolwork. B-B-Bolwork. Where would we file this?" "Right after B-B-Bite Me?" ~Reba, season 2, don't know the episode

If you have any good quotes for me to post up here, send them to me! I'd love to see them!

Fav Songs:

Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I love music, and I'm here now to culture those of you who don't because, frankly, if you don't like music, then you just haven't been listening to the right stuff:

Gred and Forge. Fine, it's not a song, but it's a great band anyway. They make me laugh...WONWON!!

The Goddess and the Weaver, by Spiral Dance. Great pagan band. They make me smile. :)

Not the Messenger, by The Hermione Crookshanks Expieriance. Heehee. I love this song. With a good portion of my heart.

Hate Me, by Blue October. I have cried nearly every time I've heard this song. It's that sad for me. It just sounds like my own life, like what happened to my dad. :(

Rockstar, by Nickleback. Best song ever, or at least one of them. I love it. Have since fifth grade. And always will, no matter how many people tell me that they suck.

Bittersweet symphony, by The Verve. Freak/awesome. It actually kinda scared me the first time I heard it, but now I love it.

Viva La Vida, by Cold Play. Haha. I love it. I first heard it on a video that my mom's band made. If you have never heard it, there is something wrong with your ears. If you've heard it but hate it, then there's something wrong with your brain. Every time I hear it, I start thinking about a scene I could write, whether for ff, or just for myself...it's a great stimulant for me.

Bohemian Rhapsody, by...Queen? I think so. Anyway, I love this song. My mom said that it scared her when it first came out, but I just like the way it sounds.

Random Things:

My life. haha. Right. Now, THAT's and oxymoron, Liz.

I have nothing right now. Ask me later. My comedic genius is on Hiatus right now. It has finally given up on me and joined my brain.

Love for all who are worthy (kidding, kidding. Love for no onw, is what I meant!),

Realistic Fate (a.k.a. Lynn)