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Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and leaving them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals during the day.
4. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
5. Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift-wrap.
6. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
7. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
8. When there are people behind you, walk really slow especially on the narrow aisles.
9. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares” and see what he does.
10. Get several of those frogs that croak when you walk by from the garden department and place them in strategic locations around the store.
11. Play with the automatic doors.
12. Walk up to random people and say, “Hi, I haven’t seen you in a long time etc.” See how they react.
13. While walking through the clothing department, exclaim loudly, “Who buys this junk anyway?”
14. Repeat the previous one in the jewelry aisle.
15. Ride a display bicycle through the store. Claim that you are taking it on a test drive.
16. Follow people through the aisles, staying about five feet away. Continue until they leave.
17. Play soccer with a bunch of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
18. As the cashier runs your purchases through the scanner, look mesmerized and say “Wow. Magic!”
19. Put M&M’s on layaway.
20. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
21. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others that you’ll let them come only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
22. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
23. Ask other customers if they have a gray coupon.
24. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat-cave.”
25. TP as much of the store as possible.
26. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
27. Play with the calculators so that they all say “hello” upside down.
28. When someone asks if you need help, cry and scream “Why won’t you people leave me alone?”
29. Make up nonsense products and ask new employees if they have them in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples?”
30. Take up an entire aisle in the toys section by creating a battle between G.I. Joes and X-Men.
31. Take bets on the battle described above.
32. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
33. Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the theme, “Mission Impossible”.
34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
35. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags, against their will.
36. Say things like “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
37. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
38. Two words: “Marco Polo”.
39. Leave Cheerio’s in Lawn & Garden, pillows in the Pet Care aisle, etc.
40. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics while head-banging and playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair and wear a bandanna on head.)
41. Make a trail of lemonade on the ground, leading to the restroom.
42. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, take it without a word.
43. Relax in the patio section until you get kicked out.
44. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream “No! It’s those voices again!”
45. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
46. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax with a drink.
47. Turn on toys that make noise or talk randomly and place them throughout the store.
48. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
49. Nonchalantly “test” the combs and brushes in Cosmetics.
50. When two or three people are walking in front of you, run between them shouting “Red Rover!”
51. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
52. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbies.
53. While handling guns in the gun department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
54. While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the restrooms.
55. While in the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
56. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse say, “Pick me! Pick me!”
57. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he does when a customer walks in.
58. Go to an empty check-out stand and try to check people out.
59. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly saying, “Good girl, good Bessie.”
60. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Throw the paper from the shoeboxes in random aisles.
61. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page “Hugh G’butt”
62. Crawl around on the floor and pretend that you’re a cat.
63. Take a chair to Electronics, turn all the T.V.s to Young and the Restless and begin sobbing.
64. Chase your friends up and down the aisles with the electronic cars. Tell your friends to act like they don’t know you.
65. Ride the little rides for toddlers. If a little kid comes over and wants to use it, begin sobbing.
66. Excessively use things that say “Try me!”
67. Start pocketing any and all free samples.
68. Draw moustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
69. Walk up to customer service and say, “Hello, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a drink.” Then go to McDonald’s and try to return a toaster.
70. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.
71. When alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”.
72. Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ten.
73. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
74. Stand in the sock aisle and give each package a stern lecture.
75. Spend hours looking at blinking lights and say “blink” when they blink. Don’t look away.
76. In the Garden department, skip through the floors while holding out your arms and buzzing.
77. With friends, have a party in the beanbags in the furniture aisle.
78. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin.
79. Ask everyone in Electronics “Do you know what song this CD is on? I know the song but I don’t know the name. It goes like this.” Then sing loudly until you’re thrown out.
80. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash.
81. Walk through the store and talk loud enough for everybody to hear saying, “I bet they have better prices at Target.”
82. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle whouting, "Go, Pikachu, go!"

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My Favorite sayings from House of Anbuis

Amber: The Bible says to always be prepared.
Fabian: Amber...that's the boy scouts...

Fabian: That was seriously scary. It's eyes were glowing and looking at me and ugh!
Nina: Don't worry. I won't tell anyone the painting of a little girl made you so scared you screamed.
Fabian: I didn't scream.

Nina: Fabian you got it!
Jerome: Got what?
Fabian: Looks, brains, charms. You know, all those things you don't have Jerome

Fabian: I'm so sorry!
Nina: It's okay. It's probably just a mild concussion.

"I will not give up. Not on the quest, and certainly not on you." (Fabian Rutter, House of Anubis)

"Sshhh! Amber, what are you doing here? And what's with the heels?" "I didn't want to miss out on anything. And these are my lucky heels." "Why aren't you wearing them?" "I can't actually run away in them." "Amber, what's with the cloves of garlic; this isn't Twilight!" "The Bible says always be prepared." "Amber, that's the boy scouts." "...oh." (Nina Martin, Amber Millington, Fabian Rutter, Amber, Fabian, Amber, Fabian, House of Anubis)

"Falls off his chair in amazement." (Alfie, House of Anubis)

"Ket means fire, or place of fire." "...Reverse that, and what do you get?" "Fire of place?" "Amber, what am I standing right next to?" "The fireplace. Ohhh!" (Amber Millington, Nina Martin, House of Anubis)

"Despite all the screaming, I trust you." (Nina Martin, House of Anubis)

"You lot wouldn't know the truth if it jumped up and hit you in the eye." (Victor, House of Anubis)

"Just because it doesn't have Robert Pattinson on the cover doesn't mean it's not worth reading." (Fabian Rutter, House of Anubis)

"Well, of course! Ket, inferno, place of fire!" "Okay, English please?" "Inferno, hell. The clue means down in...hell." (Fabian Rutter, Nina Martin, House of Anubis)

Put this
(o)on your page
if you like music

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

You say Twilight

I say Harry Potter

You say vampires

I say wizards

You say Jacob Black

I say Sirus Black

You say Team Edward

I say Team Potter

You say Robbert Patterson

I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"

You say Robert Patterson is hot

I say Rupert Grint is AMAZING

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?

I think that's Ron and Hermione

You say Edward

I say Harry, now STUPEFY!

In Remembrance to Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right
In Remembrance to Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
She deserved everything she got and more
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry
In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry actual first friend
who lived and died SOARING

If when you get bored reading fanfiction, you go to a random author's profile and read it, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

GASP. SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU MEN SHOULDNT USE PICKUP LINES :D

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Severus Snape didn't die, he just went home like Elvis.

Sirius Black: Escaped Azkaban...Evaded Dementors...Outwitted Ministry...Killed by drapery.

In a world torn between Team Edward, and Team Jacob, I only have one thing to say: Go Team Godzilla.

wish

For everyone who is reading Next in Line, this is the section I will post links to all the outfits.

Bridget's Outfit for Dinner Disaster: