Hello, Bonjour, Ciao, Hola, Konnichiwa, Allo! You have stumbled onto my excellent and wonderful profile either because you read my stories, or you just happen to be bored and were typing random things into the search button and accidentally found my profile... or one of your favourite author's has recommended to see my profile and you decided to check it out! Or your favourite author's have favoured me and you wanna find out why... well, whatever the reason, you have found my profile and you're reading it... unless you've left already, then ciao! Well, whoever's still reading, my name's Jessica. Or Jess, or Jessie, or J, or Little J, or Jessers, or Jessimica, but only my friend Sarah calls me Jessimica, or Jessers! But you can call me that if you like! Or even Shortie works, because I'm short!

Well, I have another account on here if I sound familiar, charmed4eva112. Well, now you know who I am and how random I am, I must tell you why I picked the name! Ok, I love the Jonas Brothers. They are LIFE! And the muffin part... well, first because it's random and all, I like muffins and Nick Jonas is a studMUFFIN so therefore, The JB Muffin wins!

Ok, so I'm gonna stop rambling and let you enjoy the rest of my profile!

Name: Jessica

Age: 14 (15 on November 9th! Grrrrr)

Hair: Light brown

Eyes: Blue

Height: 4'9 and a half, almost 4'10

Contact: PM or by e-mail. You can find it on my other profile, charmed4eva112

Favorite JoBro: I dunno, it alternates every day... I love them all!

Behind The Name: Well, I mentioned it already above...

My Sign: Scorpio (feisty but romantic, like me in so many ways!)

Favorite Drink: Mmmmmmm, ice capp from Tim Hortons... or anything from Starbucks! I'm like Kevin, but instead of having a Starbucks radar, I have a Tim Horton's radar (Tim Horton's like a Canadian Starbucks... sort of)

Favorite TV Shows: Hannah Montana, iCarly, Zoey 101, Charmed, Grey's Anatomy, The O.C

Favorite Movies: High School Musical, The Game Plan, Camp Rock!

Favorite Actors: Joe Jonas, Lucas Grabeel, Michael Seater, Nathan Kress

Favorite Actresses: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Miranda Cosgrove, Erin Sanders, and many others

Role Models: Nick Jonas, hands down

"Theme" Song: Mmmmmm, that's hard... I'll leave this blank till I figure it out

Favorite Singers/Bands: The Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, Taylor Swift

Favorite Song(s): Burnin' Up, Year 3000, Time For Me to Fly, Rockstar, We've Got The Party With Us, Check Yes Juliet, Perfect Situation and When I Get Older

Favourite Couples:

Joe/Jessica (original pairing)

Shane/Mitchie (Camp Rock)

Nate/Caitlyn (Camp Rock)

Jason/Peggy (Camp Rock)

Nate/Peggy (Camp Rock)

Nate/Tess (Camp Rock)

Jason/Ella (Camp Rock)

Ryan/Haylie (High School Music, HermioneRose's original pairing)

Sam/Freddie (iCarly)

Quinn/Logan (Zoey 101)

Ryan/Marissa (The O.C)

I have many more, but those are the main ones

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

"Group hug!" (grabbing Nick and Joe) "Oh, yeah. Much better!"--Kevin Jonas from Camp Rock

"Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, 'Two miles, Starbucks.' He can smell it... and every time he's right." Joe on Kevin's obsession

"We were in a mall one time and it was on the other side of the mall, and he goes, "I can smell Starbucks," and just starts running to it." Nick on Kevin's obsession with Starbucks

"They're the best little brothers a guy could ask for," Kevin Jonas

"My brothers are my heros."--Nick Jonas

"The question is what song isn't inspired by you," --Nick Jonas

"So girl I got my library card and I'm checking you out," --Joe Jonas

"Slow down sugar, 'cause I'm diabetic."--Nick Jonas's "pickup line"