HeyO! I'm happy to meet you :P (*o*) XD

The old owner of this acc gave up writing so i thought i would give it a try (I'm his younger sister btw.)

But most call me whatever they want I can tell you now I'm very crazy. Not like mental but in a creative way or both xD

I'm 16 and my favorite color is ALL OF THEM XD.

Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.

Cute is when your personality shines through your looks. Like, when you see someone's personality in the way they walk and you just feel like hugging them every time you see them.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

Hey peeps! c:

Stuff about me!

My name: Not telling.

Real Age: Somewhere between 10 and 20.

Where I live: On earth.

Fav. Animes: Fairy Tail

HunterXhunter 2011. Killua is mine! Jaykay.

One piece.

Hell girl (...lalalalalalaa...)

And a whole lot of other anime.

Other Fav. stuff:

Vocaloid!!!!

Mythical stuff

Love, peace and icecream!

Funny stuff. And funny videos.

Technology.

People giving me reviews and Messages.

Strawberry shortcakes and berry tarts and cupcakes.

And here's a few more things about me:

I like to draw.

I Love getting reviews. So... review ne?:3

I will help you edit your stories if you want help. And if I'm in da mood.

I like to help people but am not always in time due to my homework and other stuff.

I like writing one shots because if i write multi chaps i get lazy.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

()_() This is Bunny.
(='.'=) Help bunny gain world domination.
(")_(") Copy and paste bunny into your signature.

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

--Unknown.

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Great minds can read this!

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"Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown (Uhhh...all of my friends are a little bit- okay, guess its me)

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

“Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering… WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?”

“You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

“Silence is golden, duct tape is silver"

“You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.”

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.”

“When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 2 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them."

"Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head."

"If you wish on a falling star it might come true...unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth...then no wishes come true...unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth."

"Best friends. We’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. The first time, when it’s told. The second, when someone explains it. The third, five minutes later when we actually get it."

"Three a.m. phone call. 'Hey are you sleeping…?' '“No. I’m skydiving.' "

"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns left."

"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I’m going to mop the floor with you’re face.' I said, 'You’ll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.' "

"I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug."

"Money can’t buy you happiness, but somehow crying in a Porche is a lot more comforting than crying on a bicycle."

"If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question."

“They say no one is perfect. Well, I’m no one.”

“Do not drink and drive--you might spill the drink.”

“Knowing is half the battle. The other half is punching someone in the face.”

“You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.”

“Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.”

“When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him/her to dribble a football.”

"People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened."

"Only in America… Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?"

"When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you’ve been good this year… he died laughing."

"Dear Noah, we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns."

"Texting plus Facebook = Textbook. So I'm studying right?"

"Dear students, I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher."

"I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as me."

"What I want as a present...a life."

Labels that state the Obvious

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up"

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

My Favorite Fairy Tail Quotes:

All living things eventually die; it's unavoidable. But as long as you remember, it will live on in your heart forever." -Lisanna Strauss

"People cry, not because they are weak. It's because they've been strong for too long."Mirajane Strauss

"If I haven't had fear, then I also wouldn't have been able to know what it's like to have bravery in my heart.

Bravery that awakens when you're being consumed by fear." -Wendy Marvell

"We need to unite. The exam split us apart and we prioritized ourselves over our allies. But we can't stay like that now. The enemy is a great one! Therefore, we, Fairy Tail, must combine our strength and win!" -Levy McGarden

"Sorry, but it doesn't matter if you're a woman or even a child. I don't go easy on anybody who hurts my comrades."-Gray Fullbuster

"I ain't got a clue what your goal is, but I'll hold you responsible for hurting my friends! My family is Fairy Tail! I will crush my family's enemies!"-Laxus Dreyar

"Are you going to just abandon your comrades? You really are scum."- Sting Eucliffe

"When people realize how lonely it is being on their own, they will become kind."-Mirajane Strauss

"It's not about whether or not you're a human or an Exceed. We're all living beings and we have to do what is right. I'll be right beside you. There's nothing to be afraid of." — Wendy Marvell

"Unwavering Faith and Resilient Bonds will bring even miracles to your side."— Mavis Vermilion

"I'm fine being trash! But I won't let you call my allies trash! As a man, I won't allow it!"— Elfman Strauss

"Even if we owe that enemy a great debt, for our master's sake, we must defeat them... That is... Our Pride!"— Aries

"It's your words that gave me courage. They became my light that would guide me towards the right path again."— Jellal Fernandes

"I won't run, I will stand and look ahead to what I must do, I must face the fear, I won't let it control me anymore. I will use my heart that holds my courage and my bravery to move me forward to what I must do."-Gray Fullbuster

Most of the time...when you're crying, nobody notices your tears

Most of the time...when you're worried, nobody feels your pain

Most of the time...when you're happy, nobody sees your smile

But when you fart just one time...

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin’ Trix, copy this into your profile

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. *
You love jeans.*
Dogs are better than cats. *
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (depends)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (depends)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. *
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. *
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. *
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 7 (I consider depends as half)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (depends)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink *
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. * (I mean yeah, it's like gymnastics and dancing, and it gets you moving)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. (depends)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. *
You like wearing jewelry. (depends)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.*
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. * (Not make up though, I don't wear make-up)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (?)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. * (who doesn't?)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. * (Well, duh!)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total : 8.5

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i'm known for being a totally crazy but i'm proud to be different x :D

i'm new to manga and i only like fairy tail.

1. Perfect? Nope, I doubt I will be
2. Tall? nope , And it's very annoying D:
3. In your pajamas? Right now? yup?!
4. Left handed? A little bit but I'm technically Right handed ;)

List your top 10 favorite characters from a single anime/manga and then answer the following questions. (In no particular order...)

Fairy Tail

1. natsu
2. Lucy
3. Erza
4. Sting
5. Gray
6. Mirajane
7. Happy
8. Juvia
9. Loki
10. Romeo

Q1 - Have you ever written a five/ten fanfiction before?

No way... I'm lazy and its totally wrong

Q2 - Do you think three is hot? How hot?
--" I'd say she's beautiful , not 'hot'

Q3 - What would happen if six got one pregnant?
I Think it would be the other way... And i think Everyone would freak...

Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about nine?
nope

Q5 - Would seven and two make a good couple?
Ha! No !!! haha lucys minezzzz jk :1

Q6 - Four/eight or four/nine?
Oh.My.God --" I don't know what to say T.T

Q7 - What would happen if seven discovered that three and eight had a secret relationship?
Happy would probably tell everyone about Jelloki. (I kinda made that up) Where as the rest of the world would freak *'

Q - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fanfiction?

Um.. I got this

Mira, The Devil-Matchmaker has something instore for Lucy. Will Mira help Lucy find her True Love or will lucy help mira find her own

Q - Is there such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
No way, that would just be WRONG !

Q- Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
0.o WTF...nope

Q - What kind of plot would you use for a three/seven fic?
Well... I probably wouldn't write one of those. So I have no idea.maybe Jellal and Happy become best-buds or something.. T.T

Q - If you wrote a songfic about two, what song would you choose?
Blonde by Bridgit Mendler

Q - If you wrote a two/three/six fanfiction, what would the warning be?
OMG! It would probably be '...' I just wouldn't know what to say ...

Q - What pick-up line might eight use on five?
well that fell well : She'd probably say something using 'Gray-sama'... Something super cheesy

Q - Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight.

I. Can't. It would be very wrong ... :o

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school,

I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mommy when I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that

I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss

And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress

Mommy I wanted to live

But mommy I must go now The time is getting late

Mommy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mommy I always have I know you know it's true Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you" I

n memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny on your profile if you love Bunny. BUNNY!

(")_(") Into your profile to help him acheive world domination!

Come! Join the dark side... We have Cookies! And milk

Now let's play 20 facts about Ebola-chan:)

1. I am a big bookworm, I got a three shelf bookshelf last month and I need a new one

2. I have an annoying little brother

3. I just started Pokemon (Bulbasuar is my baby)

4. My favorite candy is Snickers

5. I'm a daddy's girl

6. If someone used a Percy Jackson pick-up line on me I would definitely faint

7. The latest anime I'm watching is Love Live

8. My middle name is Victoria

9. All my family lives in Virginia

10. I like to write my own stories in my spare time

11. My favorite color is blue

12. I like to draw all the time

13. I love to travel around the world with my family

14. My dream is to go to Brown University for college

15. I have visited 20 of the 50 states

16. I can't decide for my favorite book

17. I'm not really into appearances, as long as you feel like your beautiful, you are.

18. I've known my best friend for my whole life (two months apart)

19. I have way to many cousins to count

20. I love the way I am and I will never change

21. A bonus: I'm a little country girl.

Have u ever done any of these?
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out [X]
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails [X]
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it [X]
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking [X]
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking [X]
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head [X]
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself [ ]
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand [X]
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull [X]
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push [X]
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion [ ]
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else [X]
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs [X]
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave [ ]
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair [ ]
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble [X]
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it [ ]
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard [X] (I've done it to potato salad)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name [X]
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot [X]
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on [X]
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. [ ]
23. Have run into a closed door. [X]
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else [ ]
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it [X]
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke [X]
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer [ ]
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan [ ]
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk [X]
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock [X]
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it [X]
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside [X]
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else [X]
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property [ ]
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot [X]
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on [X]
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in [X]
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard. [ ]
39. Walked into a pole [X]
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident [X]
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house [X]
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on [X]
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small [X]
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it [ ]
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. [X]
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it [X]
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up [X]
48. Have poked yourself in the eye [X]
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on [ ]
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair [ ]
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test [X]
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil [X]
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it [X]
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. [X]
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were [X]
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on [X]
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. [X]
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it [X]
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie [X]
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa [ ]
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it [X]
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence [X]
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person [X]
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side [X]
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions [X]
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong [X]
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it [X]
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. [X]
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught [X]
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face [ ]
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb [ ]
73. Ran into a door jam [X]
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid [X]
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it [X]
76. Have purposely licked playground sand [ ]
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band [X]
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't [X]
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people [X]
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out [X]
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off [X]
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again [X]
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back. [X]
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about [X]
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair [X]
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone [X]
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird [ ]
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people [ ]
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria [X] (Eighth grade was such a fun year)
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. [ ]
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil [X]
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them [X]
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper [ ]
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours [ ]
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story [X]
96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs [ ]
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before [ ]
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. [X]
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class [ x]
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth. [X]