The Avengers think Deadpool's kidnapped Spider-man, and they don't react particularly well. Turns out there's a couple surprises in store for them. No one's getting out of this without a headache. Spideypool and lowkey superfamily.

They don't know each others names, don't know what the other looks like, but what they do know is that neither of them have banged anyone in months. They had been far to focused on teasing each other but tonight they just can't help themselves so they relieve some stress, without compromising their personal secrets.

Deadpool gets turned into a lady. It's not as bad as he thought. Peter doesn't know what to think when apparent ninja smart-ass Wendy crashes into his life. All he knows is that she's suddenly everywhere. And bald. And hot. She shows up in his civilian life, and worms her way into Spider-Man's life as well. Obviously, there's only one way to handle this situation... (Spideypool)

Peter's running off to help Stark fight Captain America and his small army of vigilantes, and Wade isn't playing when he means that his baby boy shouldn't go fight this time. (Spideypool)

A human's wings have evolved over time into something sentimental you only ever show to the people you love the most, or when they spring out on their own when you're just too happy. Wade, however, has had his wings destroyed beyond his healing factor, and who would want destroyed wings? So, like many things in his life, Wade has just given up hope, but then Peter came along.

Peter wasn't exactly a slut; although Gwen wouldn't hesitate to call him precisely that. But she was jealous.

Wade has a bad day and Peter comforts him, as simple as that :)