After a fight gone wrong in the Department of Mysteries, sworn enemies Draco and Hermione are thrown into a mysterious pensive-like portal and come out the other side onto the RMS Titanic. In a race against time and without their wands, the unlikely duo will have to fight against the binds of their new identities as well as their animosity toward each other in order to survive.

"Stop awarding me points because you're in love with my Mother!" Aurelius Granger shouted at his Potions Professor; Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED DRAMIONE ONE-SHOT! Just full of Dramione fluff!