"The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon"--Robert Cormier

Hey guys! It is Akanasha here. I know I don't write much fan fiction, but I do love to read it and I write my own stories on my laptop.

If you have ever wanted to go into a book/movie and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

MEPHOBIA: Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it, and everyone dies.

OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF. sometimes i need expert advice

THINK I’M SARCASTIC? watch me pretend to care!

I’M NOT INSULTING YOU. i’m describing you.

SARCASM. the bodies natural defense against stupidity

COMMON SENSE is so rare these days. It should be classified as a superpower

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF unless you can be a UNICORN then always be a unicorn

DON’T HIT KIDS. No. Seriously. They have guns now

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

you can’t fix STUPID not even with DUCT TAPE

Sorry. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

OF COURSE I TALK LIKE AN IDIOT. how else could you understand me?

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you knew.

Sarcasm is just one more free service we offer

Real bear hugs are often fatal

I’M NOT SHORT I’M FUN SIZE!

Yet despite the look on my face... your still talking.

I’m MULTI-TALENTED I can talk and annoy you at the same time

I’m not saying YOU’RE STUPID I’m just saying you’ve got BAD LUCK when it comes to thinking.

Unless your name is GOOGLE stop acting like you know everything.

I’d love to explain it to you, but i don’t have any CRAYONS

ORGANIZED PEOPLE are just too lazy to LOOK FOR THINGS

I like you but if ZOMBIES CHASE US I’m tripping you

IT'S OKAY if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

I’m actually not funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.

I’M NOT WEIRD I’m limited edition!

Quotes

People laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

A stranger stabs you in the front: a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart; but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I’ve got problem for your solution…

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

They say no one is perfect. I am no one.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

If life gives you lemons, give them back and demand chocolate covered strawberries.

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Would the Soundtrack Be? Take your library (favorite playlist, all songs, etc.) and put it on shuffle. Put this in your profile!

Opening-Pompeii by Bastille

Waking Up-Metropolis by Owl City

First Day of School-Cool Kids by Echosmith

Falling in Love-Alive by Krewella

Fight Song-Titanium by David Guetta ft. Sia

Breaking Up-Give Your Heart a Break by Demi Lovato

Prom-Neon Lights by Demi Lovato

Life-Dreaming by Smallpools

Mental Break Down-Monster by Imagine Dragons

Driving-Safe and Sound by Capital Cities

Depression-Lullaby by Nickelback

Partying-Applause by Lady Gaga

Happy Dance-To the Sky by Owl City

Betrayal-Alligator Sky by Owl City

Regretting-What I've Done by Linkin Park

Flashback-Something Different by Lily Sevin

Getting Back Together-Am I Wrong by Nico and Vinz

Wedding-How Far We've Come by Matchbox 20

Birth of A Child-The Best Day of My Life by American Authors

Child Growing Up-Shooting Star by Owl City

Final Battle-Wake Me Up by Avicii

Death-Demons by Imagine Dragons

Funeral-Let it Go/Let Her Go mashup by Sam Tsui

End Credits-Here's to Us by Victoria Justice

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.