"Without warning, Hera had plucked up Percy Jackson, wiped his memory, and sent him to the Roman camp. In exchange, the Greeks got Jason." But what if Hera had been reluctant, and the two heroes were never switched? What would happen to the prophecies, Gaea's war, and how would this change the lives of our heroes?

Okay, so this is how it works: for every dumb way to die in the song, I create a scenario for the characters to act out in this wonderful PJatO universe. So, 'Set Fire to Your Hair' would be an obvious example starring Leo Valdez. One chapter per day, every day until the House of Hades. Let's do this!

Through the turns of several unusual and mind twisting events, Artemis encounters the demigods. He asks them for a favor, but in the end, is it actually a favor for either of them? Chapter 27. Undefined hiatus: will be resolved in the future.

"You guys are the best friends I've ever had," Leo said. "But even now… you guys are together… and I'm sort of the third wheel…" "We're sorry if we act like that, Leo," Piper said. "And if there's anything we can do to help with the Argo II, we'll try. Because that is what friends are for." Oneshot