ThatMasterOfChaoshide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Marching Band, and Harry Potter. Name: My name is Ronnie, and I'm a GIRL. It's short for Veronica. Sex: Female. I'm pretty sure. Age: Of age in the Wizarding world Sexual Orientation: Anyone will do. Occupation: Professional Daydreamer Location: Illinois Favorite music: Big band, classical. Favorite class: When I was in school, I liked Bible lit (reading the Bible as literature; not religiously) and American lit and marine science. Favorite president: WHH, JFK, and WJC. Favorite pairings Ohhh dear. 1. Peeves. Though I don't feel anyone else is worthy enough for him so it's just Peeves 2. Bellatrix/Rita 3. Wat/Chaucer 4. Harry/Sirius 5. Sirius/Remus 6. Lockhart/any male 7. Fred/George 8. Lucius/Draco 9. Hagrid/Umbridge (for full details, see my published works -- under a different name, but it's titled "Umbridge finds a lump and its name is Hagrid") 10. Remus/Harry |
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Umbridge finds a lump and its name is Hagrid by Mrs. Weasley's Hoes reviews
What do you imagine when you mix Umbridge, Hagrid, and a pink sequined banana hammock? Also featuring a blast ended skrewt and Ms. Granger later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Dolores U., Rubeus H.
Ollivander's Folly by Keppiehed reviews
Ollivander should really learn to read the fine print.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - G. Ollivander - Complete
I, Alone by Smerby reviews
Everyday, he feels the heavy burden of his past, present, and future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Peeves - Complete
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Ashamed by dukemnukem reviews
Hermione fantasizes about a certain Ministry of Magic undersecretary. -femslash- Hermione/Umbridge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Hermione G., Dolores U. - Complete
Persuasion, Provocation and Persistant Paprazzi by Ms Shay X Pear reviews
A reporter known for her 'savage quill' visits a notorious Death Eater in Azkaban. The torture of the Longbottoms and the subsequent trial is a very juicy story... but how far will Rita go to get an interview from Bellatrix? Rated M for femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rita S. - Complete
Helping a Friend by Scarlet Sage reviews
On the way to Mordor Frodo can't sleep...so Sam helps him out a bit. Mature slash content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Love's Keen Sting by Walter the Wizard reviews
Harry comes to his Potions Master to confess his feelings. A tale of love, pain, betrayal and redemption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Horace S. - Complete
Moth to the Flame by EricFancier reviews
Oliver Wood is haunted by a secret that won't let him sleep. To escape, he paces the dark corridors. This night, he will run into someone, and things will take a most maddening turn. Innocent ones, avert your eyes. Oliver/Quirrell, strong adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Oliver W., Q. Quirrell - Complete
In the Garden by Aina Baggins reviews
Frodo agonises over watching the gardener,
who may not be as innocent as his master thinks.
Rated R for slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Nocturnal Admissions by Fennelseed reviews
Sam witnesses Frodo having an erotic dream. Much awkwardness and misunderstanding follow. [SLASH]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Harry Potter PickUp Lines by Bennybunny reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
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What NOT to do in band reviews
Simply a compilation of things either the people in my band class or myself have done that should not be done. Funny. Enjoy!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009
Moony
Just a Shakespearean sonnet I wrote one day about our favorite beloved werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Remus L.
Band is reviews
XD Just a bit of funny little things that make up the definition of marching band .
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
The Cops Aren't Even Looking reviews
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Perry/Harry: Harry and Perry are kidnapped on a stake-out and some interesting things take place while being held captive.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Big, Tough Guy
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Perry/Harry. Perry's not as tough as he'd like you to believe.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete