A Bit About Me

1) I love Disney, however I hate how stereotypical they make most Disney Princesses except Mulan and Moana. The others are basically girls too masochistic and dependant for their own good with nothing but good looks. No offence to princess - lovers, but Disney's views on fairytale princesses is just too sexist and stupid to be related to. Other than that; I LOVE DISNEY!

Here is how Disney Princess should be:-

Fairytales are the biggest deceivers of them all,
and these are the greatest lies
that we have been telling our daughters
from when they are so very small.

Because when girls grow up they realise
that not a single one of those fairy tales are true
so instead the tales I will tell my children are going
to be made of these antiquated stories made brand new.

I’m going to tell them about Red Riding Hood
never stopping to speak to any forest creature
and reached her grandmother’s house
just in time to take an axe to the neck of the big bad wolf.

And about how Snow White would have been killed
had she not learnt self defence from her father’s soldiers
and known how to go for the eyes, the nose, the throat
when the huntsman had grabbed her wrist to force her closer to him.

And about how Cinderella did not let her step mother
get away with treating her like she was a servant in her own home
instead she visited the best lawyer in town and
got the witch and both her girls thrown out, all on her own.

I’m going to teach them about how wrong
the Prince was to try and kiss Aurora in her sleep
because consent is the most important thing
and how she slapped his face instead of wept in relief.

And Alice, dear Alice who went into Wonderland
so completely unprepared, was stupid to be
drinking potions that could be poison
Eating cakes that could have killed her then and there.

What kind of lessons would they learn if I told them
being irresponsible and ‘having an adventure’
was more important that being a good, strong
sensible human being?

What kind of a person would I be if I let them think
such behaviour wouldn’t lead them to be
taken for granted, taken advantage of,
or a much worse fate that I cannot see?

Because the biggest truth about fairy tales
is that they lie to little girls about
always being sugar and spice
and they will get a prince if they play dumb and nice.

The fairy tales we should tell our daughters
should be about strong women with real flaws,
immense amounts of courage
and incredible qualities.

Let us raise girls who don’t just wait to be rescued,
but take their destiny in their own hands,
pick up swords and weapons of their own
and charge to battle dragons and their enemies.

- Nikita Gil, Feminist Fairytales For Modern Day Little Girls

2) I love spicy food however I cannot stand chilli.

3) I am a fan of Yandere quizes and stories with the reader. Especially RP(Role Play) quizes with interesting answers and scenarios.

4) Books. One of my ultimate fantasy — turned — realities would be living in a manor all by myself with a ginormous, ancient library with antic volumes to browse through as a I sit on an armchair.

5) Anime.

My current anime crush is Sesshomaru from the anime Inuyasha, but the stuff below is just from my Diabolik Lovers obsession phase.

If I had to say something to the boys, this is what I'd say to each of them:

Shuu you're my sleeping baby; wish I could sleep with you, too. So puppy – face, wanna be perverted with me on the bed?

Reiji, you’re my tableware otaku. The chemistry between us is working very well, so let’s do it on your lab table.

Ayato you're my ultimate bad – boy dream boyfriend. I want to be your blood – bad offering, cutie!

Kanato you're my total sweetie – pie. Who wouldn’t fall for the doll eyes and the teddy bear? I want to be the centrepiece doll in your collection, and I want to be dressed by you baby – face!

Laito, honey, girls would kill to be your favourite. I want to lose my cool seriously over you and just shamelessly swoon. So can I?

Subaru, my little albino tsundere; I know you act harsh but your heart is so sweet. I want to make you blush and flush furiously, so let me be on your mind gorgeous! By the way, ever heard of the phrase, “Do you want to ride a Subaru?”.

Ruki, cold, cruel and calm is sooo you. So can you lower your defences and let me dominate? Just be my bae already!

Kou, you fake smiles and force laughs. You’ll be forced to wonder how fake you are after you meet me, pretty boy! You’re heartbreaking and playing with girl’s emotions ain’t going to work here.

Yuma you are such a hot as hulking hunk! Can I be the midget you piggyback?

Asuza, you’re such a sweetheart. If you’re happy only when you cut yourself, how happy will you be to cut others?

Carla, I’m so… conflicted. I find it hard to believe that my sweetheart looks prettier than I do, and has a more effeminate name. But I love you anyways, beautiful!

Shin, I want your bad romance. So can I have it?

Anyone heard lame pickup quotes and been pissed? Girls, these are for you.

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love.
Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

Man: I can give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!
Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine?
Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Away from you.

Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: I will do whatever it takes to please you.
Woman: Ok, please me by getting out of my sight.

Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you.
Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

Man: If I am able to rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together.
Woman: Oh, how sweet. If you asked me, I would put "F" and "U" together.

Older Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY.

Man: I can make your bed rock.
Woman: No you can't, I use Tempur - Pedic stuff.

Favourite Quotes

1) "We meet by chance. We stay by choice."

2) "They say first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest." - Drake, Karaoke.

3) "5 words 4 you 3 words 2 say: I love you!" / "1 thing 2 say 3 words 4 you: I love you!"

4) "You treated me like an option, so I left you like a choice."

5) "No one warns little girls how boys with such pretty eyes who smell like smoke, who taste like rain, who talk like silver are reasons behind tear - stained pillows, half - finished poems and so many sad dreams." - Nikita Gill, "Tiny Stories".

6) "She lived as wildflowers do. For the moments of dawn; mornings and sudden storms. Before the sun betrayed her stalks and wilted her tear – filled petals." - Nikita Gill, "Wildflowers".

7) "You were a forest; your lungs filled with butterflies and magic, your heart a hidden lake and the souls of a thousand ancient trees resting beneath your skin. And then, he came along on a windy day. And lit the match that started a devastating fire." - Nikita Gill, "Before He Came Along".

8) "Her mother taught her how to breathe fire, so that if they ever threw her to the wolves, she'd know how to set their hearts aflame." - Nikita Gill, "Maleficent's Daughter".

9) "The saddest word in the whole wide world is almost. He was almost in love. She was almost good for him. He almost stopped her. She almost waited. He almost lived. They almost made it." - Nikita Gill, "Almost".

18 of The Shortest Sad Stories

1.

I found the love of my life.
She didn’t.

2.

He promised he would wait for her forever.
She kept him to his word.

3.

It was a lot.
It just wasn’t enough.

4.

He woke up, rolled over, and reached for her.
She wasn’t there, and never would be again.

5.

They told me they could save either my wife or my son.
They were wrong.

6.

After months of waiting he finally saw his wife.
He’d never been happier but he knew he’d have to wake up soon.

7.

He never wanted to leave his wife.
But it was getting late and the graveyard gates were about to be closed.

8.

My owner won’t wake up.
My food bowl has been empty for so long.

9.

I pick up your little collar and leash, and I almost expect you to come running at the sound.
I will never get used to the awful silence.

10.

I rock my baby in my arms and sing softly to her.
It helps me pretend she is only sleeping.

11.

I had carried her to the hospital, half conscious and overdosed, but alive.
I was the only one who waited with her for her recovery, and every day she would reiterate how much she loathed me for it.

12.

I became an EMT to save people’s lives.
Twenty minutes of CPR on my dad proved that was a lie.

13.

The heart monitor chimed its final tune.
Come the end there was no applause.

14.

I told her she would be okay.
That was the first lie I ever told.

15.

“He’s not coming, is he?” I asked, squeezing my mother’s hand, the multi-colored party hat on my head slipping down.
My mother squeezed back, and without a word walked back inside the house.

16.

9 months of excitement came to an end.
She never cried.

17.

I kept the ultrasound.
Someone I never met.

18.

Mommy promised her the monsters weren’t real.
But mommy didn’t know that daddy was the monster.