Welcome, my people!

I have only recently been introduced to the marvelous world of fan fiction, and have found myself quite thoroughly addicted. And, of course, being the arrogant, ego-stroking, silly girl that I am, I simply HAD to try my own hand at it.

I am popping my fan-fic cherry here, darlings, and i am bound to make a big, painful, bloody mess of it, so please be gentle with me. Also, please spare a glance at my lovely little disclaimer below and consider yourself warned of my antics, which will include things like virginity references and umbrella bashing and rabid dust bunnies with disturbing frequency.

Sincerely,
~ BON

WARNING: May Make Rude Or Inappropriate Comments, Acknowledge At Own Risk.

The stuff of Jareth's nightmares : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_2_EJogf2A

For all you poor darlings who have not yet been blessed with the humorous sight, I give you the link to awesomeness :

My account at the equally cherished Fictionpress.com: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/625221/Saltaire

And for those of you who need help and support for your Jareth addiction, I give you the link to salvation:

My account on deviantart : (Those with weak constitutions, click the following link at your own risk. Bleeding of the eyes and instantaneous blindness have been known to occur.)

And yet another link to clutter up my page - The story mentioned in chapter 12 of MA: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6719823/1/Save_A_Horse_Go_Commando

~UPDATAGE~ As of 12/20/09

For some unknown reason, FFN is failing to send me a carbon copy of the two chapters I have posted for Proper Etiquette - which leads me to believe that it probably has not sent an alert to anyone else, either. Though I am not sure, obviously.

In an effort to remedy this, I took down and re-posted the chapters, and therefor I apologize if i have spammed anyone's inbox.

~UPDATAGE~ As of 4/25/10

I hate being sick. I hate it hate it hate it. I hate illness on the scale that Jareth hates tacky clothing. Just so everyone is clear on that.

ALSO - I SWEAR chapter nine is on the way! It's in the editing process, and should be posted soon - unforeseeable events have led to it's delayed release, but I promise I'll have it up soon! Hang with me, ducklings!

~UPDATAGE~ As of 5/15/10

It seems document manager is no longer recognizing asterisks. I don't know why. It makes no sense. It was fine to use them before, I know it was, because I did. But now it's not. So. Yeah. Going through each. and. every. chapter. to get rid of my traditional section breakers is a very slow process, but i'm getting there. And I promise to fix this really, really irritating problem soon.

You know, you'd think they'd mention this, or something... Just a little "Oh, by the way, to all of you writers who use asterisks (read: practically everyone), we're abolishing them. Just so you know, and don't get blindsided by "Do you honestly not know how to break up pov changes?" messages." would be nice. but no.

baaaaaaaaah.

~UPDATAGE~ As of 1/14/11

Alright, I made a whoopsie. I suspect there are at least a dozen or so of you who have received replies from a one 'Rauni', and are wondering what in the blazes this person thinks she is doing, replying on your reviews like an author.

Well, it was actually me.

See, I am actually a ninja assassin princess spy, and i sort of accidentally blew my cover and ... Oh, bollocks. Nevermind. I was signed in under someone else's unawares when I did my replies. Sorry for the mixup, darlings, and if you need further clarification or want to know more about ninja assassin princess spies, feel free to message me.