After over a half decade at Shibusen, Soul is finally returning home to attend his brother's wedding, bringing his meister with him for moral support. When a misunderstanding forces Soul and Maka to pretend they are in a different sort of partnership, will it lead to fate or folly?

Maka's a detective on a mission, and nothing is going to get in her way. AU! Eventual M and Soul/Maka. Warning for language. *Updated and edited for grammar, awkwardness, consistency...that weird way I used to do dialog and my inability to stick with a tense. The story itself is mostly the same, but I hope that you take a moment to give it a reread and enjoy the new chapter!*

This is a series of shorts. In the newest short, "Trouble," Maka Albarn has always spelled trouble for Soul Evans and her exploring his laziness with no shave November is no exception. When she pushes him into playing Santa for sick kids, will they both get more than they bargained for? SoMa fluff.

Chapter 15: As usual, Alfred has waited until the last minute to find a present for his office gift exchange. Fortunately for him, it seems someone else is in the same predicament... {My collection of USUKUS oneshots. Full list of summaries in chapter one.}

" In fact, she already had a plan formulating in her head, and it was time to scrap any trace of Eater from this wall. This wall would belong to her in the end, she was freakin' sure of it." Street Art/Tagger AU. Rated for language and future adult content.

When nerdy Matthias lands himself a position as drummer in an edgy punk band, he finds himself on the bad side of Lukas, the band's cold and callous lead singer. The catch? Matthias is totally gay for him. But what could a straight-laced geek and a mysterious punk with a reckless streak possibly have in common?

My name is Lovino Vargas but that's not who I actually am. I'm my brother. They put his DNA into a little ball of jello and grew me like a house plant. To say it blatantly, I'm a clone and I'm in a disturbing amount of trouble. I'm about to tell the story of my fight to preserve my humanity followed by a vicious history of crime but it's a secret. Nobody has to know.

This is a collection of smutty little shorts. The latest, "Softness and Steel," is just a bit of Soul x Maka poetry.

This is a song inspired collection of shorts. In the latest short, "Restless Heart Syndrome," Soul had always thought his meister's confidence was limitless, but the Book of Eibon showed him what lay hidden underneath all her bravado.

Flavio finds out that Romano's sex life with Spain is dull as nails. So, being the caring and kind teacher he is, he decides to help out the two in the best way he can! Spamano, 2p!Spamano, 2p!Spain/Romano Spain/2p!Romano and just a lot of sex. Back in my day we called these lemons.

This is a collection of very short drabbles taken from my Tumblr. From fluff to angst and everything in between, you can find it here. Pairings include Gerita, Spamano, PruCan, Rochu, and others as time goes on.

Eirik's blindness never kept him from noticing the beauty around him – especially in Mathias. Just a little DenNor drabble from Tumblr.

DenNor. Human/Fantasy AU. Lukas had been told many fairytales as a child growing up. Some he knew to be nothing more than stories; some, he had always fancied to hold some truth; and many of the creatures he counted as his friends - but mermaids he had always chalked up to Disney. Until he met Matthias under the laughing night skies that loved to mock his existence.

Fantasy AU. Mathias Køhler is unhappy with his mundane life, yearning for an adventure to come and sweep him off his feet. After a thrilling encounter with a strange forest creature, Mathias follows the mysterious 'Lukas' through a spiral of events that will change him forever.

Maka is sacrificed to the dragon Soul Eater.

SuFin. Modern/Human Medical Office AU. Tino came to the sudden realization that he had fallen in love with his strange, quiet, prosthetic-tinkering, workaholic, kind-hearted boss, Dr. O. Berwald had his heart stolen by the cheery office assistant since the first time he laid eyes on Tino's penmanship. About love, tragedy, and family coming together. Updated weekly.

One travels upon open waters, the other lives among the waves. Both would be quite happy elsewhere. Viking!Norway x Mermaid!Denmark.

AU. Lukas might be a rich kid, but that doesn't necessarily make things easy. He has been diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder, and no matter how much he wishes it, he is not normal. He sees himself as a king and can't stand anyone threatening his power. One day, however, he snaps, and things go a bit too far.

Oneshot collection - newest: "I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?" Prompt fill from Tumblr.

An assassin married to an assassin is a recipe for disaster. Mr. and Mrs. Smith Parody. Written for the USUK Sweethearts Week. USUK.

Dogwalker AU. Soul thinks he can handle walking Oni. He can't.

Lovino knew he was neither perfect nor loved. Feliciano had that role. Lovino didn't care. All he did was get beaten by his father every day. Yeah. He didn't care. But when a sickly Spaniard moves in next door, can they be the reason for each other's survival? Prequel to MD.

There are creatures that lurk in the deep, a foreign folk not like her own, and the consensus has always been that merfolk and sharkfolk don't mix. But his strangeness is what compels her, and so to the dark depths she goes, heart wide as the ocean itself and her curiosity an anchor pulling her down, down, down–

Lovino, a nerd with some shady family history meets a tall badass covered in leather who is mostly referred to as 'Freaky Fernandez', has a bad history of crime and is so hot, Lovino's panties just went out the window.

Human AU. In a world where humans are born with their soulmate's first words to them inscribed on their wrist, Lukas Bondevik strives to find the person he was destined to spend his life with. DenNor. DenIce. DenNorIce? Maybe one day.

She's a florist and is about to get her first major request for a wedding. Her ex-boyfriend's wedding. The one she only dumped a year ago. AU. SoulxMaka.

Slytherin House and Gryffindor House have always been intense rivals, but this new level of sexual tension between their Quidditch teams is unbearable. As an ambitious Slytherin, Alfred will do whatever it takes to win the Quidditch Cup. The only obstacle in his path is Arthur, the talented and handsome Gryffindor seeker. USUK. Pottertalia.

Maka, reigning Queen of Hades, has been ordered by Zeus to hit on the latest hottie in the mortal realm. A Hades and Persephone story. Also a story about fruit, peeping toms, immortox injections, and missing underwear. Rated for mature content and bad Greek myth puns. AU Soul/Maka, implied Zeus/everybody.

AU. As a funeral director, Maka has seen everything. Well, almost everything. Enter Soul Evans, who's in particular need of her services. The only problem: he's still alive.

Royalty AU. Maka's the daughter of Lord Albarn, one of the most important lords in the kingdom, which makes her one of the most eligible ladies in the land. The only problem is she doesn't want to get married. Rated T for now but subject to change.

Inspired by The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Soul seriously needed to work on his communication skills, and not try to subconsciously end the world because he was having a jealousy fit over Maka and her friend.

In which Soul and Maka are lawyers on opposite sides of a divorce case, and a friendly wager is made.

Dragon AU. She's come to trust her dragon above all else. He was keeper of her secrets, her sorrows, her happiness. But it would be a lie if she said she had been prepared for the height of her twenty first winter, or the events that ultimately made them a legend among legends.

AU. Soul is the hated god of the Underworld, content with ruling in his dark and lonely Underworld, while Maka, the beloved daughter of Demeter, revels in the sunlight. Polar opposites in almost every way, their paths would have never crossed. But Fate decides to intervene in the form of the Gorgon sisters' devious plot to claim the gods' power for themselves.

Red Riding Hood AU. Maka Albarn, a sorceress attempting to track down a serial killer in Victorian London, stumbles upon a wolf in the woods. Written for the Soul Eater Resonance Bang 2013.

"It's when your heart meets the barrel of a silent shotgun. You swear you've been hit, but there is no bullet." (SoMa, Hunter AU.) *EDIT: CHAPTERS 1-3 HAVE BEEN REVISITED. Do give them a re-read :)

AU. She had always held a grudge against these swine at sea, their non-existent sense of hygiene or chivalry only angering her further, but a certain captain with the "sharpest" grin on board was slowly starting to become an exception...

Roller skate AU. Soul doesn't know how to skate. Maka offers to teach him. He learns more than he bargained for.

In the boy's dormitory of the AP Hetalia Academy, a suspicious man creeps into the building and finds a single dorm room unlocked and his intentions are far less from innocent. Spamano fanfic. School!AU. Rated T for sensitive situations and heated moments. Warnings inside.

These are the 1960s, the times of civil war and full-out war and those who stand against it or stand in it. He is a soldier, and she is the incensed flower-child that blossoms in his heart. Soul/Maka AU. Set in 1967.

This is a collection of Pottertalia fics that I'll be writing here and there as inspiration takes me. The first fic is for Sweethearts Week, but there will be more in the future that I will add to this. I ship them in all houses, and as professors or as students, so you've been warned! I'll always put their positions/background at the top. (Rated M for some smut)

A little fluffy USUK Pottertalia. It's about how they became a couple, though I warn you that I don't write fluff often, so I don't even know what this is on the inside. I can't read it over. It's just too gushy and sweet.

In the fourth grade, the rebellious child Lovino meets Antonio, a boy born blind, and the two create a deep bond that continues to their high school years. When Lovino develops serious depression, Antonio is the only ray of sunshine in his dark world. AU idea by tumblr user Romanatty Spamano, rated M for later themes involving graphic descriptions of cutting and smut

prize fic. Dark!fic. Pirate!Spain. Romano has always been a bit mean and disrespectful, but one day, he takes the insults a bit too far and Spain snaps.

Pirate Captain Antonio wants one thing, and one thing only; a mermaid. Boy or girl doesn't matter, as long as they are royalty and can make him jewels.He's got his wish, but dealing with this prince is going to be much harder than he thought. Spamano

MERMAID AU. Falling hard for the mermaid he was supposed to hunt was not part of the plan but, then again, he was never one for plans anyway.

The forest was his home. It was where he belonged. So, why did he always feel like something was missing? UsUk. Mature content. Co-written with Tenkuno.

USUK,high school AU,Human names,T ,M, Arthur gets abused by his alcoholic dad, Alfred is a new transfer student. They meet and then become friends. Soon they start to feel more for each other, but they're both insecure and... Full Summary Inside [Sequel dropped, as I felt pressured back then, but I don't see why a sequel is needed. Thank you for understanding.]

Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.

Arthur attends Camp Hetalia and grudgingly becomes friends with the obnoxious Alfred F. Jones. Then gets a crush on him, because he just can't help it. Written for the Summer Camp event on the USUK community over on LiveJournal. Human names used.