Anything you want to know about me
Can be learned through my actions.
I hide nothing but divulge the same.
Few words and fewer sentences
And actions are the key
To my soul, to my heart.
Don’t ask me, because I won’t tell
But wait and see, and you will see all.

I could write a book about my life, but let's face it. That book would be extremely boring. So I'll be brief.

My life is defined by its awkward moments...and my distinct inability to conform to social expectations. The prospect of making a phone call makes me hyperventilate and convulse with fear.

I have sociopathic and obsessive compulsive tendencies. Couple those with symptoms of ADD and acute social phobias. I'm afraid of the dark.

I enjoy making a complete ass out of myself for the pure sake of self-humiliation. Actually, that last part is a lie. I don't LIKE doing it, I just happen to end up in those awkward, please-mother-of-Mary-let-me-be-swallowed-by-a-boa-constrictor moments a LOT.

I also enjoy the unconventional.

Random Stats:

Age: 23
Gender: I'll get back to you on that one
Occupation: A perpetual student, if I have my way
Contributions to society thus far: none
Social/world concerns: Queer rights (not just gay), environmental preservation, gender and racial equality, inmate/offender rights
Fandoms - Harry Potter, Buffy, Firefly, Supernatural, O-Zone, Westlife