If I were true to my username, this page would mainly consist of long and raging rants about APPLE DESIIIIRES.

But incidentally, I hate apples. And fruits in general. HAAAAA

Okay. I'm fairly sure you must have already deduced that I am a girl? Because...fanfiction?

(SORRY FOR STEREOTYPING LMAO. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCgx8zM3woQ&feature=kp sorrynotsorry)

FANDOMS I LOOOOOVEEEEE:

Books:Harry Potter

I first read HP when I was...seven? I don't remember HA.

-- Dramione. Need I say more? I'm not the type of shipper who claims that there are oh! here's one! and another! a billion and one texts carrying incriminating evidence of Dramione in the books. Personally, I think that there's none. Whatsoever. And I'm not going to argue with you about it. Don't ship it? Good for you.

But I ship it, nonetheless, and this is why I'm writing fanfiction (as my only other alternative is to write a very colorful and emotional letter to Ms. Rowling which would NOT get me anywhere ugh.)

Artemis Fowl

This series has always been an important part of my childhood. I JUST LOVE THEM SOO MUCH. HARTEMIS!!1!!1! (Holly/Artemis????? idk what's their official ship name?) Unlike Dramione, I AM READY TO ARGUE THIS OUT WITH YOU OKAY SO IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM JUST PM ME AND LET THE PWNING COMMENCE

Lord of the Flies

My friend introduced me to this, AND I AM FOREVER INDEBTED OMFG. I don't really ship anyone, because they're like, 12?!??! No. Just no.

Anime: Death Note

I could never express in words how much I love Death Note. I lost my anime virginity to it (lmao idek what did i just say) AND OH GOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH I CAAAAAAAAN'T

LAWLIGHT (L/Light) is my OTP. omg. omgggggggg. SO KAWAIIIIIII WHY. I mean, think about it. THEY WERE FRIKIN HAND-CUFFED TOGETHER. THEY HAD TO SLEEP TOGETHER WHAT WHAT AND HOW CAN YOU SAY THEY'RE NOT CUTE TOGETHER WHAT EVEN JUST GO AWAY OMFG

Sayu/Matsuda: My friend says that they're gross because of the ten year or shit age gap. WHATTT -_- STAHP. GO DIE AND GET A NEW BRAIN

(i think you can already kind of infer that i am (justifiably so) callous and rude to people who don't ship my pairings. LIKE I GIVE A FRICK FRACK MAN (omg just don't take me seriously i'm so sorry)).

Mello/Matt: To be honest, I only ship this because of Tierfal. Her Mello/Matt fics are AMAAAZING. Like, Matt had...what? 20 SECONDS OF SCREEN TIME?!?!?!?! I forgave them because of her.

But I like Mello/Halle a little better. ITS ALMOST CANON OMFG JUST GOD LOOK AT THEM

Ouran High School Host Club

This anime is perfect in every way. Its completely different from Death Note, but I love both. hahaha yeah i know. very strange.

Tamaharu: THIS IS ALSO MY OTP OKAY ITS SO CUTE OMG THANK YOU GOD FOR MAKING IT CANON I LOVE YOU

No other shippings, really. lmao. sometimes...Hikaharu. But rarely.

TV: Sherlock

I LOVE SHERLOCK SO MUCH SAVE ME SOMEONE SEASON 4 YOU BETTER COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE

Johnlock IS ALSO MY OTP AGHHHHHH SO MANY OTP'S I CAN'T uGHhhghg

Monk

Don't ship anyone. Eh. JUST LOVE THIS SHOW WITH ALL MY HEART

OK I'M DONE BYE I LOVE Y'ALL