Difference Between Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Holy shit we fucked up" and then "We're doing this again next week"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days, then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the crowds' colective ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy/girl rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it".

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