Hi. TheWeirdestMuse here. I'm pretty young, probably younger than you, and am an avid reader. I like to write, and I feel most at home in the library.

1. Percabeth or Perachel? I don't really care. I love Rachel to bits and pieces, but canon pairings are usually the ones I root for, and it took ages for Seaweed Brain to figure out that Annabeth liked him, so Percabeth.

2. Favorite guy character? I am seriously obsessed with both Nico di Angelo and Leo Valdez. It's kind of unhealthy.

3. Favorite girl character? Rachel. She's awesome. And mortal. And she cracks me up.

4. Favorite God? Hermes is epic. And cool. And funny.

5. Favorite Goddess? Artemis. I really like how she kind of does her own thing, and she doesn't care what others think of her. I also really like Hestia.

6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades? Um, Hades I guess. He's just kind of antisocial, and he has a really cool son and an awesome domain.

7. Is Luke hot? No. I don't care what Annabeth thinks. Luke will never be hot in my eyes.

8. Would you join the hunters? Maybe. I really like Artemis and all, but the immortality thing would get old pretty quickly. . .

9. Archery or sword fighting? Archery. It's really fun and a bit more discreet.

10. Iris messaging or Hermes express? Iris messaging. It's quicker. ROFL!

11. Favorite minor God/Goddess? Um, I'd have to say Hestia. She's just really awesome. And so is Hecate.

13. Least favorite? Oh gods, why are you making me decide? Guess I'd have to say Nike. Good luck is useful, but winning at everything gets pretty boring.

14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Summer. I have to go to Hogwarts in the year!

15. Favorite couple? How is this different from favorite pairing? I don't really know. I like Leo/Piper and also Nico/Rachel, but only if done correctly, and I think Jason/Reyna is awesome and kick-butt.

16. Are you a demigod? Duh. Next!

17. Who would be your parent? Charon, or maybe Demeter. It would be cool let's be master of plants and that kind of thing.

18. Favorite minor character? Nyssa. Also Esperanza. They're both so freaking awesome!

19. Ethan or Luke? Ethan. Always saw him as less of a traitor for some reason, but who cares about him? He's just a little minor demigod traitor. Luke is the one who actually killed Kronos, Ethan just died trying. No, nothing like the other hundred or so demigods that died in that war! Please note the sarcasm.

20. Favorite monster? Telkhines. They are just so funny!

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus. He's an awesome werewolf dude! Plus he's really smart.

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Severus Snape. He's just so sarcastic and annoying and I just love him.

Hermione or Cho? Do you even have to ask? Hermione, of course, for SO many reasons.

James Potter or Snape? Like question 2, Snape. For the same reasons. Plus, his death is more tragic.

Hagrid or Snape? Snape. SAME ANSWER, PEEPS! My answer is ALWAYS Snape.

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Marauders. The fearsome foursome!

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus. I would be a bird of some sort.

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks. She's much livelier and funnier, and she is the BEST METAMORPHMAGUS EVER and she marries the BEST WEREWOLF EVER and together they have the BEST SON EVER.

Hermione or Ginny? I really do love them both, but I'll have to say Hermione because the love of her life leaves her and she keeps working for the greater good to kill off Voldemort. However, Ginny's love leaves her and she keeps rebelling against Death Eaters so. . .

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Uh, Viktor Krum. He's awesome and even though he's got a horde of fans crowding him all the time, he still picks Hermione because of her personality.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna, of course! She's my favorite ever Harry Potter character! Lovely, loony Luna who's so kind and eccentric and wonderful and honest! GO LUNA!!

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Peeves. Definitely. We did it, we bashed them, wee Potty's the one and Voldy's gone moldy so now let's have fun!

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawpy! HAGGER! ME WANT HAGGER! HERMY! WHERE HAGGER!?

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes, for certain. Where else will I stock up on Blood Lollypops and Cockroach Clusters?

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Every Flavor Beans! Although I do like Famous Wizard Cards. . .

Death Eaters or Aurors? Used to be Aurors. Then I read Once Upon a Freakin' Time. Now it's Death Eaters.

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore! He says cool stuff! Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Cissy. She cares for her family more than Voldemort, you gotta respect that.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? THIRD TASK OH YEAH!

Do you like the house you are currently Sorted into? Slytherin? It's okay. We're actually pretty misunderstood. Not all Slytherins are evil, and not all evil people are Slytherins! Remember Peter Pettigrew?

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you wonder why some people think weird is an insult.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are the kind of person who sees a magician make a rabbit disappear and starts looking for the hole in the hat.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you believe Rachel Elizabeth Dare is awesome and knew that since you first met her and Percy tried to attack her because she had a cold.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if no matter how many times you read the Deathly Hallows you still wonder who R.A.B is every time.

25 Things that my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"