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Favourite Quotes

"The world isn't split into good people and death eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the path we choose to act on; that's who we really are"

Please have a read, and feel free to review =P

If you have anything you want me to write, I'm always open to new ideas, so let me know =)

Guide to my stories:

Harry Potter:

Lily/James

- Stage kisses (Discontinued for the moment due to a lack of inspiration. But I may keep writing it at some point. Your standard Lily/James story)

- Odi et Amo (Lily/James, but not your usual cutesy story. Lily's a bit of a slut and James is every bit the 'strutter' he is accused of being. Very angsty, very hormone-riddled teenager. I update every now and then because it's rather fun to write. A bit unusual. Worth a look)

- Merlin I love that book (Pure Lily/James fluff, cutesy. I'm considering writing a companion piece for it, as people seemed to enjoy it.)

- Heaven (A bunch of 100 word drabbles, in no particular order. I write what people want me to write. This one gets updated most often, since it doesn't take too long to write a chapter)

Other Books:

Tomorrow when the war Began

-As long as we both lived (Just a bunch of fluff really. But enjoyable fluff)

Anne of Green Gables

-Counting the Freckles on each others' noses (Sweet fluff. Life fairy floss. If you like Anne of Green Gables, check out 'Merlin I love that book' as well.)

On the Jellicoe Road

-Sunset (A one-shot. It had a few mistakes so I did a re-write. Taylor/Jonah fluff. I hear they may be making a movie! Most exciting.)

I felt like doing this quiz for Harry Potter. It was quite fun =)

List your top twelve favorite characters in no particular order

1. Lily

2. James

3. Sirius

4. Hermione

5. Dumbledore

6. Harry

7. Luna

8. Ginny

9. Lupin

10. Bellatrix

11. McGonnagal

12. Viktor Krum

Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?

Dumbledore/McGonnagal. I’m pretty sure they exist, but never read one.

Do you think three is hot?

Oh My God(ric) yes. That dark hair, roguish charm. Wow.

What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?

It would be…interesting. Not impossible. Well, if Lily wasn’t dead. I reckon James would be pretty devastated…

Do you remember any good fics about nine?

Oh yes, Marauders for ever!

Would seven and two make a good couple?

Luna/James. Well, aside from the age difference and the fact that James is dead…But then again, Luna’s weird like that.

Four/Eight or Four/Five?

Hermione/Ginny or Hermione/Dumbledore. Wow, both are a tad disturbing. I actually think that a younger Dumbledore would go wonderfully with Hermione. I’m not so into slash, so I’m going to go with Dumblemione. Come on, that’s a great name. I may even write it one day!

Would would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?

Luna discovered that Sirius and Ginny were in a relationship…Luna would be carted off to the Janus Thickey ward at St Mungo’s?

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic

Wow. How inappropriate. Well, I could do a nice daddy son bonding, but let’s embrace this. Ahem.

‘As Harry grows up James discovers that his feelings for his son are more than just fatherly. Can they ever be together? And will Lily ever forgive them if they do?’

there we go.

Has there been a one eight fluff?

No. Thank Merlin.

Are there any stories on your list about eleven?

No, not specifically. But I believe she does appear in a couple.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

Lily and Luna are in a happy relationship until Lupin runs off with Luna. Lily, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with McGonnagal and a brief unhappy affair with Viktor Krum, then follows the wise advice of Dumbledore and finds true love with James.

Awww cute ending =)

Title/Warning for above fic?

‘The Multi-Chapter Mess’

Contains pedophilia, statutory rape, teacher/student relations and slash. Read at own peril.

5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

Dumbledore, Hermione, Luna, Lily and Sirius are playing truth or dare. Dumbledore asks Luna and Luna says truth. Dumbledore asks who Luna loves and Luna, after some prodding from Sirius, confesses they love Hermione. Hermione does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Sirius. Luna is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Lily, while Sirius and Hermione run into the sunset together. However Dumbledore is secretly in love with Lily (I thought so!) and becomes so jealous of Luna, who, after the comfort with Lily, becomes in a relationship with Lily, that he decides to murder Luna bust is stopped in time by the police officer Lupin and is sent to prison, allowing Lily and Luna to continue their relationship.

Title/Warning for above

‘Alliteration Makes things Much More Memorable’ =P

Contains explicit pedophilia, inter-generational relations and vast amounts of slash. Lily/James shippers should think twice before reading.

Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

‘Beyond the Books’ Hermione/McGonnagal.

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Um…no?

Do any of your friends read seven/nine?

No, but Luna/Lupin would be intriguing. I mean, Luna means moon, and Lupin is a werewolf. There may be something in that…

If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?

Oh, goodness I don’t know. ‘If Ever I would Leave you’ from Camelot. That would make a cute Hermione/Krum actually.

6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

Harry, Sirius, Hermione and McGonnagal are at a bar (how inappropriate) when Sirius makes a drunken confession that he is in love with Lily (Oh dear…). Harry is secretly in love with Sirius (so true) and plots to abducts Sirius to keep him away from Lily (good, now enter James =P ), but is stopped by Hermione and McGonnagal (typical, typical). However Harry is so craze by this point that he needs constant watching to make sure he doesn’t go after Sirius again, and Hermione and McGonnagal offer to do this (extra credit?). As they work together, Hermione and McGonnagal (Oh no no no!) develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this (I’ll bet!) that Harry escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Sirius and Lily from untimely deaths, Luna appears and vanquishes Harry forever.

Title/Warnings for the above fic?

Um…don’t read?

How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?

How would Ginny react if she found out that Dumbledore and Lupin were meeting for a threesome with James? You know, that’s totally possible. But I think Ginny would throw herself off the astronomy tower.

Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?

Harry sees Lupin naked. It’s the natural progression to a beautiful relationship.

Would 12&6 make a good couple?

Harry and Krum? Nah, too much competitiveness. Although they did go walking in the forest together…

What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

Lily and Hermione? Rescue the rubber ducky, shut the door and run away.

3 kills 7, what does 3 say?

Sirius kills Luna. Ooops!

Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story

Ginny/Lupin. ‘Don’t tell Harry’

What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?

Naw! Hermione/Krum! Where to start? Let’s go innocent. “Vould you like to studzy viz me somes time?”

3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?

Sirius finds Luna and Hermione kissing. Join in?

You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?

Bellatrix! In my closet! Call the please-men.

By the way, I set you up on a date with 2.

Oh Merlin, are you serious? No, I’m James. hehehe

I am forever in your debt, whoever you are =D