Hmmm...I thought it looked a bit blank here, maybe I should put something in it, I do hate wasted space.

Name - The Lady P

Age - 18

Status - Single

Occupation - Full time Mother, part time writer.

Likes: Harry Potter (Obviously), Diet Coke, Flying saucers (The sweets, not UFO's), My Son, Scorpius Malfoy (never met him but i hear he's charming), Rose Weasley, Love it magazine, Films (Too many...), Books (Lots of them too...), Giraffes, Knitting, Coffee, laptop and BT who always keep me connected.

Dislikes: The term 'Mione' really annoys me (I will usually stop reading if i come across it), British transport system, Slash fics, Kerry Katona, Twilight series, The condescending little prick in tesco's, baby vom' staining my clothes (its not funny and its not clever), channel hoppers, slow walkers, hypercondriacts, and the morbidly obese. Also Natwest who are complete bastards!

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she.

And now for the news...

Sparks - Completed. Thanks for all the lovely comments and feedback, I really enjoyed writing it.

Notes - Completed

Do you believe in love at first sight? - On hold. I've stalled a bit with this one, so it's on hold till i get some inspiration.

Past, Present & Future. - Sorry!- Taking a bit longer than i thought to write, am so busy with uni and stuff.

I tend to get bursts of writing with my fanfics, I can stay up till 4 writing chapter after chapter. I do, of course, regret it the next morning though. My son is still far too young to understand the term 'lie-in'.

Thanks, I'm quite crap at these profile things, nevermind...

Love,

The Lady P

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