![]() Month One: Mommy, Month Two: Mommy, Month Three: You know what, Mommy? Month Four: Mommy, Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven: Mommy, Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped... Two more eyes that will never see... Two more hands that will never touch... Two more legs that will never run... One more mouth that will never speak... NO ABORTION'S, PEOPLE IT'S IN THE BIBLE GOOGLE IT!!! Are you really going to do the selfish thing, killing an innocent baby just so you won't have to be a single and/or teen mom? We'll guess what: ITS YOUR FAULT PURITY UNTIL MARRIAGE THAT'S ALSO IN THE BIBLE!!!! I am... 39 Clues nerd Percy Jackson fan Did I say nerd? When life gives you lemons, throw 'em back at life and tell it to make its own dang lemonade! Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too. You know you're a 39 Clues fan when... Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series You have a crush on one of the book characters Whenever you get something 39 Clues related for your birthday, Christmas, etc. you start flipping out, rejoicing in being able to add to your 39 Clues collection You actually HAVE a 39 Clues collection You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs (in between the books, of course) You wish you could meet the people that play the characters in person You wish you could meet all the authors You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!) You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went You buy every book the day it comes out, no later then the day after it comes out You have actually tryed to put together the clues You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklen You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized You make your parents take the quiz to see what branch they are When you lost the board game the first time you cryed because you thought it ment you weren't a good clue hunter You predected that the Madrigal's were started by someone named Madiline You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?" You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy You have rewriten a song to be a Cahill versoin You actually realized that Ian/Amy started liking each other the same way Hope/Author did You speculate as to who Irina's child's father is You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's to cool for that You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does You guessed who the Man In Black was, and you were right The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues You can give the title and colour of the books without thinking You bought a book just because it was writen by one of the authors You desperetly want to be in the movie You cheer every time someone says "39" You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books You say "go all Lucian" You say "your Janus is showing" or Ekat, or Tomas... Even thought they haven't read them, your friends know everyting about the books You try to "convert" Twilight fans You wish your branch would just contact you already REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 10 Things I Know About You 1. You are reading this 2. You are human 3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips 4. You just attempted it 6. You are laughing at yourself 7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5 9. You laugh because you're an idiot and everyone does this to 10. You are probably gonna repost this to see who else falls for it What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: I know, this is weird. Just try and read: Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. -Margaret Mead |
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