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Month One:

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice!
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby...

Month Two:

Mommy,
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here...

Month Three:

You know what, Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad,
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me...

Month Four:

Mommy,
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too...

Month Five:

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion..?

Month Six:

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a 'needle.'
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me..!

Month Seven:

Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy..?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped...

Two more eyes that will never see...

Two more hands that will never touch...

Two more legs that will never run...

One more mouth that will never speak...

NO ABORTION'S, PEOPLE IT'S IN THE BIBLE GOOGLE IT!!! Are you really going to do the selfish thing, killing an innocent baby just so you won't have to be a single and/or teen mom? We'll guess what: ITS YOUR FAULT PURITY UNTIL MARRIAGE THAT'S ALSO IN THE BIBLE!!!!

I am...

39 Clues nerd

Percy Jackson fan

Did I say nerd?

When life gives you lemons, throw 'em back at life and tell it to make its own dang lemonade!

Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series

You have a crush on one of the book characters

Whenever you get something 39 Clues related for your birthday, Christmas, etc. you start flipping out, rejoicing in being able to add to your 39 Clues collection

You actually HAVE a 39 Clues collection

You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs (in between the books, of course)

You wish you could meet the people that play the characters in person

You wish you could meet all the authors

You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!)

You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went

You buy every book the day it comes out, no later then the day after it comes out

You have actually tryed to put together the clues

You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklen

You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized

You make your parents take the quiz to see what branch they are

When you lost the board game the first time you cryed because you thought it ment you weren't a good clue hunter

You predected that the Madrigal's were started by someone named Madiline

You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?"

You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan

When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about

Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy

You have rewriten a song to be a Cahill versoin

You actually realized that Ian/Amy started liking each other the same way Hope/Author did

You speculate as to who Irina's child's father is

You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's to cool for that

You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things

You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does

You guessed who the Man In Black was, and you were right

The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues

You can give the title and colour of the books without thinking

You bought a book just because it was writen by one of the authors

You desperetly want to be in the movie

You cheer every time someone says "39"

You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books

You say "go all Lucian"

You say "your Janus is showing" or Ekat, or Tomas...

Even thought they haven't read them, your friends know everyting about the books

You try to "convert" Twilight fans

You wish your branch would just contact you already

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

10 Things I Know About You

1. You are reading this

2. You are human

3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

4. You just attempted it

6. You are laughing at yourself

7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5

8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5

9. You laugh because you're an idiot and everyone does this to

10. You are probably gonna repost this to see who else falls for it

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her.
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go.
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong.
When she ignores you, Give her your attention.
When she pulls away, Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared, Protect her.
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up.
When she say's that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers.
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.
When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers.
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you.
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
Treat her like she's all that matters to you..
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Whose butt am I kicking, Babe?"

I know, this is weird. Just try and read:

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

-Margaret Mead

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