私は狂気である従って私の友人を見なさい!

Like my japanese? Wanna now what it means? It means, I'M CRAZY SO WATCH OUT!! Ha ha. I am a 13 year old girl, who is way to obsessed with many fictional characters, which my friends keep reminding me that it's not healthy but I see nothing wrong with it. Right?...c'mon there's nothing wrong with it...is there...?

I live in the U.S, unfortuantly... When I get older I am soo leaving. Sorry, but I'm don't exactly like it, besides I live in the most boring and pointless place on earth. KANSAS! I will be going into my last year of middle school. I love music so much, and playing music. I play the clarinet, and I am teaching myself to play the piano. I write alot, but most of the time I don't like it. I procrastinate alot, so I don't really update much, sorry. I like to draw, though I am not that good at it. If you want go check out my deviantart page-

Let see, Fullmetal Alchemist is my obsession right now, along with...ROY MUSTANG!! AHAHA!! Also a certain actor by the name of Ewan Mcgregor. When I have an obsession, it doesn't go away for like ever. Hmm, I hate Twilight, I hate the old Anime for Fullmetal Alchemist, but I like the new one- Brotherhood. My favorite pairing is Royai!!

I am generally not a people person at all. I prefer to lock myself in my room, except when my EVILLL parents actully let me hang out with my friends. Mangarific and Moony0! Go check them out!!

Totally random information you don't really care about at all, but I am putting up anyways:

My comfort food? Dr. Pepper and pretzels.

My favorite authors- Mary Higgins Clark, James Patterson

I swim, for about 6 or 7 years now, but I am quiting next year. Didn't want to do it this year but my stupid Parents made me.

I drink 2-3..maybe 4 Dr. Peppers a day.

I have moved from Guatemala to Nebraska, then from Nebraska to North Carolina, then instead of moving to California, my parents chose FREAKING KANSAS!! What person in their right mind would??

I am usually bored, annoyed, or pissed. Around my friends- sometimes annoyed, a little hyper, very bouncy...:D

The chicken came first, then the egg. Because chickens evolved from something before eggs, an egg just didn't appear and then the chicken hatched.

I am a polite person, even if I hate you. To your face at least. Around my friends...I rant on on stupid I think you are or mean or whatever.

I only really have two friends...I know. I'm pathetic.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good

At least 98 percent of the American teens would die if Robert Pattinson told them it was uncool to breathe. Thankfully I would be part of the 2 percent that would be laughing my head off.

I am so obssessed with FMA

I have attempted alchemy by clapping my hands or drawing an array and I'm DARN PROUD OF IT!

I stalk Roy Mustang and it's fun.

I spend hours on end reading Fanfictions

I also write and read, and on occasion breath.

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Favorite Characters(not in any particular order of favorites.):

Roy Mustang- How could you not like him?? He's hot, smart, sometimes immature, and he can shoot flames out of his frickin fingers! What's cooler than that!! Besides he and Riza(see next) are the perfect couple. ROYAI FOREVER!!

Riza Hawkeye- Amazing shooter, everyone respects/fears her. She is the most awesomest person I have ever seen. Even including real people.

Legolas Greenleaf- Ha ha, do I have to say it? He's an elve...elf? whatever, I will just leav it at that because that should be enough.

Izumi Curtis- Ed and Al's teacher. Hilarious!! 2nd awesomest person next to Riza.

The Camerlengo- I betch you don't know who this is...he's from Angels and Demons. The villian...and I just spoiled that...whatever. Besides, Ewan Mcgregor plays him...tee hee.

Hated pairings and why:

RoyxEd: EWWW!! OMG ewww. No!! What's wrong with you people!! He 29!! And he's 16!! YUCKK!!

Havocai: I WANT TO SHOOT THE PERSON WHO CAME UP WITH THAT!! NOOO RIZA BELONGS WITH ROYY!! NOT ANYONE ELSE!! Which brings us to the next pairing...

RizaxScar- See above.

RoyxMaes- HE'S MARRIED for God's sake!! What the hell is wrong with you people!!

RoyxWinry- Same as RoyxEd. AGE DIFFRENCE PEOPLE!!

Favorite Parings and why-

Royai- There perfect!! JUST PERFECT!! Their love is beautiful Ha ha, jk. Cheesy line. But true!

EdxWin- Cute!!

AlxMae- Also very cute. Cuter then EdxWin

Here is where I am going to yell things, maybe even get violent, about stuff I don't like. Get ready.

RoyxEd. Again. First off, they hate each other's guts. They're both to arrogant for the other's liking. Roy is..ALMOST THIRTY!! Ed is 16!! There's what a 14 year age diffrence?? And for all you Roy Ed fans saying "Yeah but their love is so strong age doesn't matter" SCREW YOU!! THERE IS NO WAY THAT THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN!! There is not a SINGLE possible chance. NEVER!! When has it even HINTED toward that?? That's right NEVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER!! ROY IS GOING TO END UP WITH RIZA AND ED WITH WINRY!! GET OVER IT!!

Fullmetal Alchemist Anime(the old one, not the new one): HORRIBLE!! I hate it soooo much!! It has horrible music, if you can even call it that!! The storyline sucks!! NONE OF THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED!! Except for the very BEGINING! READ THE MANGA!! Or watch the new anime!! All the characters are made out into idiots in the old anime. Like Winry. She seems like a stupid blonde.(No offense meant) And Roy comes off as a arragont, doesn't care for anyone but himself, lazy ass, who likes slapping Fuery upside his head, and complains about his team!! Not until the very end does he get slightly better!! Gah! It makes me want to throw up just thinking about it!! It doesn't pronounce Homunuculous...I didn't spell that right, anyways. It totally makes all this crap up. So much of the manga is left out.Sigh It's just terrible.

Okay. So...enjoy my stories...Leave a review, flames...sometimes welcomed...BUT NOT STUPID ONES ABOUT THINGS THAT ONLY JACKASSES CARE ABOUT!!