AU. Regina is married to one of the most influential men of the country. But when her husband starts losing interest on her, she searches for help from someone she never thought would have. A stripper.

"Emma did not expect to see 'Regina Mills' at the top of the display. She opened her other eye, becoming more alert as she took just another second to makes sure the sleep had cleared from her vision and she was reading correctly. Yes, Regina was definitely calling her." Swan Queen, Oneshot. Drunk!Regina

Companion piece to A Fine Line: When Emma and Regina return to Storybrooke, Regina begins to realize she was never truly alone in that town.

"The bed dipped, then slowly evened out as she lay down, spreading her weight across it. She stilled, and I held my breath, feeling her eyes as they bore into the back of my head. It was so new, this wanting of her affection, that I dared not allow myself to desire, only to let things happen as they may." — Swan Queen, Regina's POV. Post S2 finale.

Magic returns to Storybrooke bringing back magical illnesses as well. 'Love Flu' is going around and it's catching. Swan Queen.

"So, both of his mothers were liars, Henry concluded, just a bit sourly. Then, in the next second, he knew just what it was that he wanted most for his birthday. 'I wish,' he thought, and wished with all his might, 'I wish that for just one day, neither of my moms could tell a lie.' And then he blew the candle out." — Swan Queen. OneShot.

Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.

"Emma stared, unblinking, out the hospital room window. It was raining, trails of water on glass reflected in the droplets rolling down her cheeks. So badly, I ached to reach out, to wipe those tears away, though I knew it was impossible. I wondered if she was still angry with me. I wanted to ask, but I couldn't do that either." – Swan Queen, Regina's POV. OneShot.

"Even putting aside everything she's done," Snow began trying to reason with Emma, "to you, to this family, to this entire town! Putting all that aside, do you realize you are sleeping with your stepGRANDMOTHER?" – Swan Queen, Regina's POV. OneShot.

Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor

regina comes to possess emma's diary. long one-shot. angsty and sad, per my usual.