NAME: the emporer hobbes

MY QUEST: Let me get back to you on that.

MY FAVORITE COLOR: Blue. No, wait.

SPECIES: Last checked, I was Human. The Log-in seems to agree with me on that.

POOR FANDOMS I BELONG TO: APH is nice and shiny, Sherlock too. LOTR and The Hobbit are recent additions to the Fandom Family.

Most of the stuff I have written up on here is primarily APH because it lends itself so well to parodies and AUs, and I am timid as fuck around series with such set canons, like Tolkein's and Doyle's works. Maybe some night when I'm drunk on mead and moonlight and good intentions I'll give 'em a shot, but for now... Coward. Any day.

WHERE ELSE CAN I FIND THE emporer?: Fictionpress, under the same name, if you care to look.

CURRENT PROJECTS:

On Fanfic

Transition-- a PruCan humorous/romantic story, with de-Nationed Prussia beginning to act upon his developing feelings for Canada's human representation (Matt), with a little help from the ghost of his deceased wife, Brandenburg. (So, this was written before Hima announced that Brandenburg would be portrayed as a brother to Germany and Prussia. But, see, there are political cartoons from the time Prussia-Brandenburg was formed portraying the union as a wedding, and there are so few female characters in Hetalia that I jumped right ahead and made an OC.)

Lucky Tides-- A Regency/Pirate AU adventure/romance with a healthy dollop of nyotalia, with the primary pairing being Spain/fem!Romano with touches of Ger/fem!NIta, and probably a shit-ton more as the story goes. Basically, Pirate!Spain's crew (Netherlands, Belgium, Austria, and Monaco) are on an adventure, but they needed the talents of the beautiful princess Alicia in order to succeed. However, a field of Whoopsie-Daisies are gathered, and they land themselves instead with her prickly, sharp-witted older sister, Chiara. With the combined Royal Navies of the two very upset and powerful royal families chasing them, a rival privateer on their tail, and lots of Spooky Ocean Magic working to keep them away from the Island of Death, the dysfunctional crew of the El Cuco will have to tackle some of those Life And Learning Experiences That Everyone Loves So Much. (So much nyotalia, so much SO-HO-HO MUCHHHH, so if it's not quite your thing, you may want to steer clear of this one. I'm trying to stay true to the notes Hima made about his genderbends, because the personalities are quite different. Since there's so little to go on in terms of Monaco's character, I'm having a field day writing her. I try to accurately research the era, but there are undoubtedly things that I miss, so if I fuck up, LET ME KNOW.)

Not Fanfic

Q.B-- an original story on dA, collaborated with emporers-minion. Augie Joyce knew that she was going to be the Odd-One-Out when she enrolled at Oxford, and had planned to live her days there studying, working at a booksellers, and passionately avoiding the spoilt upper-class intellectuals. She didn't know that, after a startlingly polite mugging, she would find herself working at the Magic Text dealer on campus and befriending the peculiar owner, as well has his odder associates. But it might come to be a very good thing, especially when one considers all the odd activity going on at the lake back home... (So this has been poorly Brit-Picked, using the terminology and writing rules I learnt during my brief time abroad. I try not to distract from the story with too many explanations of how Oxford works, because... God. Just. No. No one needs all that when they're trying to read a fantasy story. If you are a strict Arthurian purist, this story will absolutely NOT be for you, you'd hate it to bits.)

THINGS THAT I FROWN UPON: Pollution (can I get a WOOT), being mistaken for my brother (ACTUALLY HAPPENS), disrespect.

FAVORITE THING TO EAT?: Food. It's delicious. For the most part.

So... yeah. I'll make something later.