teehee! me be shelby yall! wo yo dat? dat bat be me?

jk, im shebleeeee hollakicayobutttta! im funn! yo crac is too good to beh troooooooooe!

yo durnt deserf tow coom out! yo saty in ther!

da fluck?! yor btta kap yor moth shoot bufur e kicccka if outta!

ist guuuud!