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Joined 01-31-10, id: 2237174, Profile Updated: 10-12-12
Author has written 4 stories for Make It or Break It.

O amor é o fogo que arde sem se ver.

É ferida que dói e não se sente.
É um contentamento descontente.
É dor que desatina sem doer.

Ainda que eu falasse a língua dos homens.
E falasse a língua dos anjos, sem amor eu nada seria.

The main reason I like fanfiction is because the pairings I ship for never end up together, or are hated by everyone else. A few examples:

-Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione

-Big Bang Theory: Sheldon/Penny (I'm ADDICTED to this ship right now like it's crack)

-Smallville: Clark/Chloe, Chloe/Oliver

-Lost: Jack/Juliet

-Community: Jeff/Annie

-Glee: Rachel/Puck, Finn/Quinn, Finn/Santana (PLEASE... anything but Finn/Rachel...)

-Twilight: Alice/Jacob, Edward/Rosalie

-Gossip Girl: Blair/Dan

-Victorious: Jade/Beck

-Make It or Break It: Kaylie/Nicky was my first love, but nowadays I'm partial to any combination of Kaylie/Austin/Kelly/Nicky

MAJOR UNDERDOG PAIRING TRAUMA.

I'm an avid reader, but haven't gotten around to posting my writings yet. And until recently, I hadn't created an account here at FF.com, so even though I've read about a thousand stories here in the last years, I've only got a few in my favorites. I'll soon catch up and favorite all of the stories I've loved.

I read stories of pretty much any pairing, except slash ones (because... it's just not my cup of tea), and Hermione/Ron. I will read Hermione/Krum,Neville,Draco, you name it, but I WILL NOT read Hermione/Ron. I also don't read lemons... not because of some puritanical sensitivity, but because they usually sound like porn, and wouldn't it be nicer to read a realistic sex scene with awkwardness and love?

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The Paradigm Alteration by crossoctopus reviews
In the days after "Saturnalia Miracle 2008," Penny and Sheldon's relationship begins to change. They go with it. Rated for coitus; rating applies starting in chapter 11.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,719 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
You Name Like the Pope by aloxi reviews
"I'd name my kid something cool," he decides. "Like… like Bartholomew. Or Ploxy." Jade/Beck drabbles.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,387 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Meeting by Chipping reviews
Jeff and Annie decide they can be friends, no sexual-tension strings attached. It works. For a while. Loosely based on the movie "When Harry Met Sally." Jeff/Annie.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jeff W., Annie E.
Love, Slushies, and a Possible Zombie Apocalypse by amythedork reviews
Based on a prompt by smc-27 at the Santana Lopez Drabble Meme: She learns that the appropriate answer to, "I love you," isn't, "You better."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Santana L., Finn H. - Complete
Upside Down by TempestJo reviews
It all starts when Sheldon has a bad week and Penny resets the balance unexpectedly... Smut. If you don't like it, don't read this.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Operation Smile by enunciiate reviews
"You have six smiles," he whispered from behind her, causing her to pause in her steps. Inspired by tentative spoilers for when Glee returns. Post 2x10. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Finn H., Quinn F. - Complete
The Difference Between by Life's Crash Test Dummy reviews
They're friends because she coaches him on what to say when Payson's mad. They're friends because when Carter's near, he pulls her close and the jealous glares are too amusing. Nicky and Kaylie are friends. Sometimes it's just that easy or just that hard.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,058 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Nicky R., Kaylie C.
I Can't Let Go Of What's In Front Of Me Here by singyourmelody reviews
Holly J and Sav. Post-Graduation. "Why didn't we talk at all this semester?" he asks. "I don't know. I kinda thought that was part of the deal," she responds. "Well if that's the deal, then it sucks. And we need a new one." She nods. "Sounds good."
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Holly J. S., Sav B. - Complete
Living Space by slowjam reviews
Sav helps Holly J adjust to life in an apartment. And her mom's new couch.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Holly J. S., Sav B. - Complete
stay a while by seemslikeaporno reviews
The five times Beckett Oliver asks Jade West out, and the four times she rejects him. / Beck&Jade, oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Sadalsuud by Enchantable reviews
Moviefic! The day before his wedding to Tamina, Dastan finally tells her the truth about what transpired between them in the alternate time.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,329 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
The Lens Through Which We Look by latetothpartyhp reviews
Set immediately after "Checkmate". Chlollie through Clark's eyes.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Chloe S., Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
Identity Crises by BlueSuedeShoes reviews
Chloe couldn't imagine how her life took this turn, but she was having a love affair with the Green Arrow. Maybe all she needed in her life was a little excitement. Now if that jerk Oliver Queen would just leave her alone. rated M for strong adult content
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,169 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Chloe S., Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
Aftershock by gleechild reviews
B's decided to stay and get her groove back, but will she get her man too? Surely N won't want her now…and apparently C doesn't either. What's a girl to do? You know you love me, XOXO Gossip mmary of 1st 23 chapters included for easy read. HAITUS
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 184,494 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Blair
Ugly by DramaticStarlet reviews
There's no medication for this kind of pain.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Sonny M. - Complete
T o x i c by DramaticStarlet reviews
JONAS fandom. This is better than any song Joe could ever play. JoeStella.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009
Trophy Wife by limetta reviews
JONAS. Joe/Angie, Kevin/Macy, implied Joe/Stella. Joe didn't answer when people asked him what it was like to marry the love of your life. Drabble. T for safety.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2009
Swim The Ocean by DramaticStarlet reviews
JONAS fandom. Coming to get you, I gotta have you close. JoeStella.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
When it Rains, It Pours by pottersweetie reviews
DanBlair. TV SHOWBASED. Blair has had enough of Nate and Serena and she wants to get back at them for all the pain they've caused her. But, what starts out as a way of revenge, turns into something she had not bargained for.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,007 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
HI SCOTT! by time.forgets reviews
A story mainly focussing on Roberta about her and Scott and how their relationship develops. T because Roberta is Roberta.
Now and Then - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
FUBAR by gleechild reviews
A scandal is about to drop and the Upper East Side will never be the same. You know you love me, XOXO Gossip Girl. Post 1x11.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,293 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Walking Wounded by SometimeSelkie reviews
Pansy returns for her seventh year, but both friends and enemies are missing from her classes. Does this mean she'll be forced to speak to members of other houses? PostHBP, HMS Horticulture?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Pansy P., Neville L. - Complete
Lines Crossed by Goldy reviews
Harry and Hermione's relationship is changed forever one night by a kiss. Naturally, Ron's jealous and Harry's confused. Then things get bad. Then things get worse. HHr. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,958 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sneetches Are Sneetches by Sam I Am reviews
A Valentine's Day with a turn. Please R/R.
Just Shoot Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,538 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002
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Operation Fake Dating reviews
Austin's playboy ways land him in a public scandal. Kaylie is having some image problems of her own. Their agent's solution? Have them pretend to be a couple, of course. This simple plan would work a lot better if they could just, you know, get along.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,404 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Kaylie C., Austin T.
The Upside of Amnesia reviews
Kaylie and Nicky wake up in 2014 and can't remember the last 4 years of their lives. The cherry on top? They're married.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,434 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Kaylie C., Nicky R.
One Week reviews
Kaylie and Nicky are accidentally locked overnight inside a gym, and return to the Rock tip-toeing the surprisingly thin line between enemies and more-than-friends.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,963 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Kaylie C., Nicky R. - Complete
One Month reviews
One interview, one bad comment from Lauren, and now gymnasts from both the Rock and Denver must attend public school for a month. And the worst? Kaylie and Nicky--losing homework, setting the lab on fire, landing in detention, and arguing the entire time.
Make It or Break It - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Kaylie C., Nicky R.