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Well since I was called out by several people to write something. I've begun to write a oneshot of sorts.

A Fairy Tale Like No Other: A village and it's countryside are being ravaged by a ferocious dragon. Even the mightiest of warriors are helpless against it and all seems lost. However, that all changes with the sudden appearance of a stranger who boasts he will vanquish the beast and claim the prize offered by the king. His most coveted daughter's hand in marriage.

Well that is if I can get any free time and when I rarely do it's normally used for BF3. Guess I'll have to spare some time for it when I can.


Ok here's a quick draft at what I started for those naysayers. Feel free to hit me up with insults or whatever. Will continue as time allows and hopefully finish it soon.


Once upon a time in a land far far away called Yokaiville. There lived a ferocious dragon that plagued the people by reeking havoc on farmlands and enjoying a tasty villager that just so happen to stray too far from shelter.

Those that ruled this land were an ancient family of very powerful vampires called the Shuzens. Not many would challenge their rule and those that foolishly tried were eliminated in the most gruesome way to prove a point.

Now you might ask yourself why would such a powerful race have a problem dealing with one dragon? Well not all the Shuzen's and some of those that associate themselves with the Shuzens were dead set on defeating this beast. I suppose you could say that they might actually be working with the dragon instead, but that's for another time and another story.

The village was located in a region that not many knew existed or more to the point humans for various yokai inhabited there. It also

wasn't what you'd call peaceful because the belief of the strong rule and weak follow was the motto in the village. However, there wasn't complete lawlessness on a daily basis since most feared that Shuzens, but it wasn't too odd to see two monsters fighting to the death at times for whatever reason. Sometimes just because they looked at them funny.

In order to rid themselves of this terror King Issa had his aids spread the word that he who defeated the beast would receive a great reward and be hailed as the savior of the land.

The boon of the king's proclamation was none other than third princess Moka Ashkiya. A renowned beauty throughout the land with long flowing silver hair, red ruby eyes, and white flawless skin that looked just like silk. Some people claimed she had two sides to her. The one side was kind, gentle, and would lend a helping hand to anyone that needed it. The other side though was polar opposite and said that if you made her angry or got on her bad side she would send you away with a swift kick while spouting, "Know your place." That however didn't detract any of her adoring fans and for some only heightened their desire for her.

Now you might think that the villagers being terrorized by the beast would welcome anyone who tried to rid them of it with open arms. However, that wasn't always the case as with. Several of them's attitude and sheer arrogance were bad enough that the villagers only held them in much disdain.

One to note was named Kai who said he was an offspring from some person named Vegeta and that once he goes super saiyan he can't be stopped.

Well that's what he boasted until he went to confront the beast and unleashed something called a Big Bang Attack. Which the dragon caught within it's teeth and spit it back at him. When his charred lifeless body finally landed you could hear the dragon hissing, "Good Riddance."

Another that thought they could vanquish the beast who called himself Elessandro. He claimed he could mesmerize the dragon by speaking complex riddles with various languages. However, it came to pass that the dragon responded with a mystical language of it's own that not only confounded are would be hero, but seem to have given him a lobotomy in the process. The dragon then proceeded to enjoy his new found snack, but spit him out after taking one bit murmuring something about disliking Italian food.

The last hero to confront it named himself Michael and boasted that was a so called X-class monster was. This super yokai strutted up to no more than five feet from the scaly beast and pulled out a large bottle of pepper from his satchel. The dragon turned it's head to the side in what only can be guessed at it being perplexed with either the outright arrogance of this individual or such a strange object he had pulled from his man purse.

In an even stranger turn of events he turned the bottle upside down over his head and with his face turned up he started shaking it. An inhaling noise could be heard from this odd hero and at the same time was waving his free hand up to his face as if to fan even more of the pepper into his nostrils.

He suddenly stopped and put both hands out as if he was trying to find whatever he was attempting to do deep within him. Then without warning he sneezed into the scaley beast's face making a huge noise that sounded like a baby calf was being slaughtered.

The dragon roared back in disgust and took one look at the smiling man who had snot leaking out of his nostrils and swatted him away. The only thing that could be heard after was the empty pepper bottle hitting the ground.

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